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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:31:50 No.13230623 View View Reply Original Report

I feel bad for Elgyem. Could you imagine crashing your UFO out in the desert, and then walk out of the desert to be captured by humans to do battle against horrific fire-breathing, electric-shocking monsters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:34:17 No.13230633 Report

Quoted By: >>13230636 >>13230647

Is that thing even a pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:34:57 No.13230636 Report

Quoted By: >>13230643 >>13230644

>>13230633
...Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:35:22 No.13230640 Report

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You see those bumps on his head? He can't remember anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:37:01 No.13230643 Report

Quoted By:

>>13230636

I feel bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:37:05 No.13230644 Report

Quoted By: >>13230656 >>13230657 >>13230659

>>13230636
No I mean what the fuck defines a pokemon, are we just calling everything that isn't human a pokemon? It seems to me hes an alien.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:37:21 No.13230647 Report

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>>13230633
>Not remembering best psychic type line ever
Oh, okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:38:59 No.13230650 Report

Quoted By: >>13230665

Except no one uses it when there is highly superior Reuniclus in relatively the same spot.
Sucks too, such a great design gone to waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:39:55 No.13230656 Report

Quoted By: >>13231040

>>13230644
Pokemon come from the moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:40:00 No.13230657 Report

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>>13230644
It's not the first pokemon from space. I don't see how it's any different from Clefairy or Lunatone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:40:19 No.13230659 Report

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>>13230644
I'm calling it a Pokemon because Gamefreak calls it a Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:41:29 No.13230665 Report

Quoted By: >>13230690 >>13231095

>>13230650
Just wait for its Gen VI evolution, YOOEFOH, the Mothership Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:46:40 No.13230690 Report

Quoted By: >>13230705

>>13230665
I kind of want this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:49:26 No.13230705 Report

Quoted By: >>13230727 >>13230732

>>13230690
having pokemon resemble vehicles fictional or not is a worse idea than food pokemon if not only because of what it would lead to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:53:45 No.13230727 Report

Quoted By: >>13230740 >>13231095

>>13230705
It doesn't need to be a vehicle. It can just be another alien, stylized to look like a flying saucer. Beheeyem's head already starts widening, it's not out of the question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:54:04 No.13230732 Report

Quoted By: >>13231013

>>13230705
Sounds better than having a ghost Pokemon that haunts fucking microwaves

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO i drew this in like 4 minutes ok (...).png, 137KiB, 900x750

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:55:39 No.13230740 Report

Quoted By: >>13230773 >>13230788

>>13230727

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 07:59:36 No.13230763 Report

Quoted By: >>13230771 >>13230795

i lol'd.

they just don't put any effort into fakemon anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:01:15 No.13230771 Report

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>>13230763
Are you referring to the OP, which is a real Pokémon, or my half-assed Beheeyem evolution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:01:48 No.13230773 Report

Quoted By: >>13231086

>>13230740
Dammit Anon.
I thought it was a cool idea.
Now I actually have a picture to ascribe to it, and I will be very dissapointed if when it never happens.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 606Beheeyem.png, 72KiB, 230x350

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:04:26 No.13230785 Report

Quoted By: >>13230794 >>13230806

>feeling bad for what evolves into the best psychic pokemon in the game

beeheeyem alien masterrace reporting in

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:05:33 No.13230788 Report

Quoted By: >>13230797 >>13231086

>>13230740
I like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:06:00 No.13230794 Report

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>>13230785
I'm glad other people think this, I fucking love Aliens and I was ecstatic when I heard about this thing for the first time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:06:20 No.13230795 Report

Quoted By:

>>13230763
>actually expecting quality from fan-generated content

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:06:39 No.13230797 Report

Quoted By:

>>13230788
I'm flattered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:08:46 No.13230806 Report

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>>13230785
Broheeyem is a total Bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 08:55:46 No.13230978 Report

Quoted By: >>13231011

>It squeezes the opponent's brain using ESP
Yeah, no. You'd be either dead or a vegetable if you should encounter one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:07:56 No.13231011 Report

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>>13230978
Please tell me you're not really talking about the realism of an attack an alien (yes, an alien) uses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:08:56 No.13231013 Report

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>>13230732
what's the problem with that?
it's a poltergeist, you have heard of poltergeists, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:20:53 No.13231040 Report

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>>13230656
Nope.
Pokemon are beings from beyond the moon.
Just like humans
It's essentially Evangelion if the angels and humans could get along

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:27:13 No.13231053 Report

Quoted By: >>13231059 >>13231088

>>13230623
I imagine the real horror is when you're tossed into a room with a pink blob that immediately takes your shape and starts mating with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:30:40 No.13231059 Report

Quoted By: >>13231157

>>13231053
Well it would have to transform into a female version of me.
So I wouldn't have a problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:38:45 No.13231086 Report

Quoted By:

>>13230773
>>13230788
It's just a fucking wireframe magnezone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:39:24 No.13231088 Report

Quoted By: >>13231157

>>13231053
>implying I wouldn't fuck a female version of myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:42:44 No.13231095 Report

Quoted By: >>13231153

>>13230727
>>13230665
>making it look like a spaceship
>not turning it into some freakish human-like Pokemon with lizard eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:54:54 No.13231153 Report

Quoted By: >>13231238

>>13231095
Why would it go Grey->Grey->Reptilian?
It makes much more sense for it to stay a grey, increasing its brain size more until it resembles the stereotypical saucer shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 09:56:13 No.13231157 Report

Quoted By:

>>13231059
>>13231088
Well it's not like a one time deal, you could be fucking yourself for days until your owner decides he likes one of your offspring

If you're lucky one of your newborns will have better traits than you and you can be thrown back into digital storage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 10:12:13 No.13231208 Report

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Elgyem is one of those Pokemon who is ruined because of the bad design of its evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 10:19:26 No.13231238 Report

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>>13231153
Aliens being lizard-like

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