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Hello /vp/, I know you guys are gonna be doubtful, but I work for Gamefreak. I'm very, very low in the company, but I managed to find out what this whole ''Scoop of the Century" is. No Pokémon evolve through levels anymore, they all have some alternative method. As you could guess, a lot of them evolve through enough play in Pokémon-Aime. There are many that work as Glaceon and Leafeon do, and require you to level it up under certain conditions (Being location, weather condition, etc). There is even a Pokémon that only evolves if you level it up while poisoned. There are two new Pokémon which evolve when fighting in a battle (Either against each other or side by side in a double battle). Some old Pokémon now only evolve through O-Power related methods. There are a handful of new trade evolutions, including one with a new Pokémon. This Pokémon splits off into two Pokémon when traded, the receiver gets the Pokemon's ''Spirit'' and the giver gets the empty shell of the Pokémon. This can be prevented by giving it an Everstone. Your starter evolves by the use of items which are given to you throughout the story. The first item is received after you beat the 3rd gym. The second item is given to you by Serena or Calem (Depending on your gender) after you battle them at the end of Victory Road. After you beat the elite 4, Serena or Calem can be found in Vaniville Town and will evolve an unevolved starter for you, if it is at a certain level. This was done to make the game feel more unique and immersive for everyone.
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>Starter evolves by use of items Try harder
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>>13237777 >quads Can we get a quads thread instead?
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Hello /vp/ I work for game freak too and so does everyone who reads this.
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I work for game freak and the reason the game is 1.7 gigs is because there are about 3 million pictures of Dawns feet strewn across Kalos, mainly because of Masuda sans gargantuan foot fetish
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>>13237961 #NOBRAKESONTHEDUBSTRAIN
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I also work for GamoFreako and I can confirm everything OP says astrue
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I Work for GameFreak too. Pokemon XY have 207 Pokemon. And +4 Pokemon Coming @ DLC
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>>13238011 Shhh
No leaks
Just dubs
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>>13238033 >>13238011 >>13237988 >>13237777 >>13237788 Sometimes, I just ove the way this world works regarding dubs.
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>>13238033 >>13238011 Do dubs confirm leaks?
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>>13237695 >first given by 3rd gym LEL
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>this fucking thread
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>>13238033 I am also a an employee at GamerFreaks and I can confirm this
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I'm an employee of game freak and we removed all pokemon and put guns and zombies.
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I work at gamefreak and I don't even want dubs
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>>13238227 >>13238232 I am their manager. And I can confirm this.
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I don't work for Game Freak and I can confirm that everyone here is wrong
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>>13238258 No dubs
sorry charlie Anonymous
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FUCKING AMAZING HOPE ITS TRUE, IF IT ISNT ITS STILL A GREAT IDEA OH ALSO CALLING GAMEFREAK TO REPORT YOU HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB
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I freak at Gamefreak and I like to get freaky.
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if my post does not end in dubs, Nintendo>Sony & Mircosoft
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I am a janitor at Gamefreak and I can confirm that OP has reached raging levels of faggotry.
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I'm posting just for dubs
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i'm calling bullshit on this. in fact i bet my dubs or trips confirm that professor sycamore will be the elite 4 champion with the elite 4 types consisting of grass,steel,ice,rock and normal.
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>>13238510 Didn't get
>>13238552 No confirm
>>13238380 Nintendo confirm for best
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>>13237695 Stopped reading at
>No Pokemon evolve through levels anymore Anonymous
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The dubs game in this thread is whack. Also, OP is fake&gay&even more fake
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if dubs x and y are all a ruse and hoenn remakes happen instead
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If dubs, X and Y are getting delayed permanently.
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>>13238739 >>13238718 >they don't know how to get dubs At least the slowpoke guy was close
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>>13238767 >not using your dubs on the dubs thread Anonymous
>>13238777 >trips >trips >trips Anonymous
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>>13238781 >implying I wasn't trying to link to my own post Anonymous
If dubs pokemon x and y are released 1 month earlier
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>>13238777 >>13238777 >>13238777 I now want a 777th pokemon with the ability Super Luck and moves with high crit chance
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>>13238820 Try again, anon
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>>13238822 you motherfucker
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>>13238856 Maybe if you apply yourself, you can get them next time
In other news, quads are coming soon. Let's get them in this thread please.
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Can someone check them for me?
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>>13238888 >>13238889 AW SHIT NIGGER, I JUST GOT #REKT
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>>13238888 they would have been mine if it weren't for the fucking captcha, but nice get m80
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>>13238785 I think you missed the part where this person guessed their own post number.
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>>13238777 >Guessing your own post and getting trips Anonymous
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>>13238923 It's not so hard, /vp/ is quite slow
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TRIPS GOTTA CHECK EM ALL
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I work at GameFreak (totally true gaiz). There's a nude code for Shauna and Serena!
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If dubs, all Pokémon become fairy types. If trips, Ash is older in the new show.
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I work for game freak and hoenn remakes are real
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>>13239031 >if trips >no trips to be gotten for awhile unless that was the joke because you weren't going to get trips
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Krookodile evo confirmed. I work for Hasbro.
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>>13239045 That was a joke, but these dubs are not.
Got 'em.
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If dubs, we let thread die, ok?
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If dubs, I will release all of my Pokémon.
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>>13239066 >>13239065 I think I'm ok with not getting dubs.
Post pictures faggot.
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I am the jailer at Gamefreak and I an tell you, I know a scoop or two Fennekins final evolution is fire/water and it's a swim type Pokemon. It's name is 'Fishfox' and it's really good.
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>>13239061 kek
>>13239066 i want fucking screens and a timestamp
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If dubs, May returns to the anime. If trips, she returns to the anime and we get a high-quality statuette of her.
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>>13239031 >>13239081 Are you guys joking with the trips thing, or do you guys honestly don't know how trips work? We're not getting trips for a while.
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>>13239081 if dubs may returns to the anime and is walking around naked, while sometimes fucking whatever person they help that episode
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>>13239074 You're wrong. Fennekin's final evolution is fire/fighting. I know because I'm the CEO of GameFreak
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>>13239066 Alright, alright. Hang on. Let me get this set up.
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>>13239092 Fennekin's is Fighting/Fire, not Fire/Fighting.
Check yourself.
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>>13239098 Actually I just checked and you're right
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>>13239095 make new thread plz Anonymous
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>>13239095 Timestamped pictures. You better fucking deliver.
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>>13239088 I know exactly how trips work, I know we're not getting them for a while, but me chances of me getting trips on that post were still higher than of OP being legit.
Nice dubs, by the way.
And impossible trips or not I want that May figure.
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>>13239095 if you don't delivar, you have disgraced the dubs and you will never get dubs again
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If dubs, Shauna is Ash's new traveling companion and steals a significant amount of screentime.
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>>13239138 Because you missed the dubs, Shauna will never be in the anime Anonymous
if dubs, may gets atrain pulled on her in the first episode of the x and y anime
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>>13239154 If dubs, N will scare you out of bed at night and demand you release your Pokémon.
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>>13239166 what if I don't
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>>13239166 sheeeeeeiiiitttt
>>13239154 reroll
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>>13239092 ARE YOU QUESTIONING GAMEFREAKS JAILER?
KNOW YOUR PLACE, CEO
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>>13239191 Is this going to be posted every time someone gets dubs?
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>>13239180 I-I'm sorry sempai
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If dubs I will put on a strap-on and anal fuck my pikachu plush
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>>13239220 still more interesting than the leaky cauldron up there
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If dubs I hack into GFs database and post glorious X and Y news for all if you beautiful people
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Professor sycamore gives you kanto starters and the kanto starters now have another evolution
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>>13239437 No breaks on the rape train
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Don't stop posting in this thread you faggots
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I once fucked John Gamefreak's wife, and she told me he has a small penis
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>>13239504 What is this shit man
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This was the greatest moment ever on /vp/
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>>13239504 please dont be over
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>>13239588 where are they coming from
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What a crazy day...
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>>13239660 You'll have to run out of ideas to make this image different sometime
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TWENTY TWO FLAVORS OF DUBS, IRIS
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>>13239723 Almost.
Can I have one now?
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>>13239543 I just wish it was in a better thread. I actually don't think Litleo is that bad. I will name my Litleo "Doge" though
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Is it over?... It can't be over... If dubs, it's over. If not, it's still happening
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>>13239779 I see what you did there
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>>13239870 looks like it isn't starting soon
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>>13239870 It would've been funny if you got a dubs with that post
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This thread doesn't end until quads happen again
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>>13239889 Yeah well my life continues to be shit
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>>13239909 It's ok, anon, I've never gotten
a pentakill Got quads on /b/ once though
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>>13239929 I got quads once too. It's a wonderful feeling.
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>>13239907 Watch out everyone, we're hetting close
It has to happen here
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>>13239954 Haha! You were so close too
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Waiting for it
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>>13239972 It won't happen here. We all know that
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>>13239998 Awww man so close!
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>>13240011 Dubs confirms they're sucking faggots
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>>13239998 >>13240001 Holy shit
This thread is officially over now
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>>13240023 >23 Yeah, dubs spree is over
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>>13240023 No faggot. It's not over til quads. So buckle the fuck up
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>>13240033 IT NEVER ENDS
YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
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>>13240023 >>13240033 I don't know what to think
Maybe the universe is rusing us
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>>13240061 Your face is rused
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So how was everyone's day
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>>13240082 Very nice
I got a quads
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>>13240085 Bet you can't get another
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>>13240090 All aboard the dubs train
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>>13240095 dub is love, dub is life
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>>13240097 I do my best to slam things
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Come and join hands. It's a dubs trains, dubs train
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>>13240122 the dubs train can not be stop.
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If dubs, Arcanine is best Pokemon
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>>13240166 Arcanine confirmed for best doge
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>>13240166 I'm okay with this
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>>13240189 If dubs we can fuck Calem or Serena
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>>13239929 You were really close on getting quads there
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Pokemaniac G. !!5lyd4F1oWNq
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>>13239090 Quit stealing my fucking plots.
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>>13240235 This thread is dubs
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Can someone archive this shit somewhere?
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Is this where I collect my dubs?
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>>13240258 If dubs you collect your dubs
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>>13240266 Holy fuck the dubs train just won't end. We reaching the frontier now!
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>>13240298 fag, dubs confirm
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>>13240325 oh fuck
trying again
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>>13240334 goddamn
one of trips
another try
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>>13240334 >>13240335 So close.
But whatever, check this 44.
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>>13240341 going for the fives
>>13240344 >dubs nice
>>13240346 >two off sorry son
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>>13240344 It works like that
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You need to have swag
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>>13240361 No it doesn't, you're abusing the power of dubs
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>>13240355 mother fucker
>>13240356 the digit gods aren't on my side
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>>13240355 mother fucker
>>13240356 the digit gods aren't on my side
>>13240360 I'm trying as hard as I can
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>>13240369 If dubs I fucked your mother in the arse
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>>13240377 Oh god yes
>>13240376 >10 lrn2math
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>>13240377 lol the digit gods
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>>13240388 Oh fuck two in a row. going for 99/00
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>>13240377 look like the digit gods on your side now
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>>13240400 I'm on a roll. Trying for 11
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>>13240414 Off by 3, damn it. Hopefully I get dubs this time
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>>13240414 Roll ended faglick
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I masturbate with cottage cheese
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ITT: People try too hard for dubs
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>>13240416 >zero that was 16 posts ago. Were you dropped on your head?
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The dubs train has derailed
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>>13240444 Fuck yeah, trips. Epic :^) simply epic :^)
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What has this thread become?
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>>13240476 Absolute autism
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I want to get something but I have nothing to say
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>>13240255 >>13240266 HOLY SHIT IT'S STILL GOING!
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Did somebody order trips?
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>>13240544 YOU FUCKING WIZARD!
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>>13240554 >>13240555 Apparently I did! HAHA!
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this thread has reached bump limit. one final dubs.
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>>13240613 The dubs train reaches its final destination.
It's been a pleasure, everyone
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>>13240652 Why do I doubt that it has actually reached it's end..
[spoilers]inb4 dubs[/spoilers]
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>>13240679 Because it's the first of the 5 stages of grief
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>>13240555 TRIPS!
If this is the end of the dubs train, then thank you all for riding. It's been fun.
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>>13240845 so close, and yet so far
Tripfag Ahoy !0f3HGK6bF6
Well, as long as I'm here, might as well pick up a dubs or two
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I salute all of you who were able to get dubs and trips in this glorious thread. I hope someone has archived this.
I think I'm trying too hard !0f3HGK6bF6
>>13240881 No? Maybe there's some GETs in this pipe
Only a faggot would forget his image !0f3HGK6bF6
Only a faggot would forget his image !0f3HGK6bF6 Sat 03 Aug 2013 05:55:26 No. 13240908 Report >>13240896 Or maybe THIS pipe
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Dead Thread Guy !0f3HGK6bF6
>>13240908 This sure is a long pipe
Dead Thread Guy !0f3HGK6bF6
>>13240934 I wonder if there's an end to it?
Fucking Captchas !0f3HGK6bF6
>>13240945 Hang on....Almost there.....
Hopefully I get GETs !0f3HGK6bF6
>>13240987 I can't see my hand, can someone check'em for me?
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>>13241033 Well i'll be damned
Can't Stop Now !0f3HGK6bF6
>>13241033 I wonder what else I can GET?
Darn !0f3HGK6bF6
>>13241076 Alright, let me focus really hard on this last one, then I'll stop with the faggotry
HHHHRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Another one off !0f3HGK6bF6
>>13241101 ...whelp, I'm done
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>>13241111 >>13241166 an epic final for an epic thread
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>>13241111 why the fuck does this never happen to me
why the fuck.