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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:24:20 No.13250870 View View Reply Original Report

>Electrode weighs over 140 pounds
>Vanilluxe weighs over 125 pounds
>Pupitar weighs over 330 pounds
>Mantine weighs 485 pounds
>Snorlax weighs over a thousand pounds
>Groudon weighs over two thousand pounds
Pokémeasurements frighten and confuse me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:28:50 No.13250943 Report

Quoted By: >>13251162

>Wailord is over 45 feet long but ways less than 900 pounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:33:30 No.13251030 Report

Quoted By: >>13251079

>>13250870
Those are the ones that actually make sense though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:36:28 No.13251079 Report

Quoted By: >>13251219

>>13251030
Mantine? I don't know...I always thought it was thin and light. It is a Kite Pokemon after all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:41:14 No.13251162 Report

Quoted By: >>13255527

>>13250943
it's supposed to be like a Zeppelin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:44:03 No.13251219 Report

Quoted By: >>13251261 >>13251266 >>13251340

>>13251079

Giant manta rays can weigh over 5,000 pounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:46:05 No.13251261 Report

Quoted By: >>13251283 >>13251347

>>13251219
[citation needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:46:24 No.13251266 Report

Quoted By: >>13251379 >>13255654

>>13251219
The giant manta rays aren't the ones that fly out of the water

which is supposedly the one Mantine is based off of. The name escapes me, so I look like a dumbass. You can find videos of them leaping out of the water

He is water/flying. Can't imagine it'd be easy getting all that out of the water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:47:20 No.13251283 Report

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>>13251261

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:50:04 No.13251340 Report

Quoted By: >>13251850 >>13255654

>>13251219
not 485 pounds

captcha: that sizem

even that captcha is against me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:50:44 No.13251347 Report

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>>13251261
google it you goddamn jesus fucking niggertit sucking cuntjabbing buizelfondling jabberwocky wankercannibal hillbillykillywillynilly orangutang festigio faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:52:17 No.13251379 Report

Quoted By: >>13251405 >>13255654

>>13251266

They're called mobulas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:53:38 No.13251405 Report

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>>13251379
I pronounced that as Mobile Ass, and then corrected it as Mobilize. I need to go to bed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 02:54:56 No.13251426 Report

Quoted By: >>13251865

>Munchlax is two feet tall, but weighs over 230 pounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 03:27:52 No.13251850 Report

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>>13251340
Mobulas can weigh over a ton.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 03:29:03 No.13251865 Report

Quoted By: >>13255509

>>13251426
>using an outdated insult on Amerifits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 03:41:51 No.13252022 Report

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>mfw a fucking cow weighs more than any pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:03:17 No.13255509 Report

Quoted By: >>13255525

>>13251865
finding someone fatter than you doesn't make you less fat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:05:48 No.13255523 Report

Quoted By: >>13255761

How do trainers carry their pokeballs if the pokemon in it weighs so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:06:22 No.13255525 Report

Quoted By: >>13255633

>>13255509
Butthurt Mexican detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:06:39 No.13255527 Report

Quoted By: >>13255743

>>13251162
Have you ever seen a Zeppelin survive the pressure of the ocean depths? Do you realize how impossible it'd be for that thing to even go under water?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:23:20 No.13255633 Report

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>>13255525
Fat, insecure Americunt detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:27:52 No.13255654 Report

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>>13251266
>>13251379
>>13251340
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChzktBcXg1k
you can all shut up the fuck up now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:33:02 No.13255675 Report

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>No pokémon will ever weigh as much as an indian elephant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:36:52 No.13255693 Report

Quoted By: >>13255738 >>13255797

>>13250870
Now with civilized units.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:47:56 No.13255738 Report

Quoted By: >>13255786

>>13255693
Why do you care?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:49:19 No.13255743 Report

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>>13255527
Maybe it swallows all the water to equalize the pressure. Or something. Is Pokemon, skunk can shoot fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 12:55:41 No.13255761 Report

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>>13255523
My theory is that the Pokeball converts the Pokemon into light based energy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 13:05:06 No.13255786 Report

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>>13255738
Because not everyone wants to live in the dark ages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 13:08:23 No.13255797 Report

Quoted By: >>13255835

>>13255693
Actually most of the UK uses the imperial system too. We only use the metric system to communicate with the rest of the EU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 13:17:02 No.13255835 Report

Quoted By: >>13259465

>>13255797
Of course, Brits would be too ashamed if they had to use a french revolutionary system of mesure while they spent two decades fighthing the french revolutionary ideals before managing to bring back unfair monarchy on the continent...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2013 20:39:25 No.13259465 Report

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>>13255835
butthurt frenchie

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