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>X&Y are released
>head on over to gamestop
>open doors just as 3 females are leaving
>dont know what to do
>should i hold the door open for them
>i decide no and walk in
>i squeeze pass all three of them
>one of them makes a remark about how i "reek of pizza" and how i "have no gf"
>a tear forms in my eye but its ok since theyre gone now
>no line so i go right up to the counter
>"welcome to gamestop. do you want to preor-"
>he stops talking
>stares at me in the eye
>"i heard you have no gf"
>i dont know what to do
>spaghetti starts boil in my pockets
>i turn around to see the three girls from earlier
>all 17 of their boyfriends are flexing their muscles and threatening me
>cant take it anymore. scream out i just want to buy the new pokemon games!
>spaghetti splashes out of me and hits the little niglets looking at the dying PS2 games rack
>everyone stops what they are doing
>proceed to hold me down
>out of the back a man appears
>hes getting closer and closer
>oh god whats gunna happen
>he comes up to my face smiling
>holy shit its James Turner
>he takes out a sharpie and draws a pair of shoes with eyes on my face
>its the generation 7 legendary
>i begin to cry but james licks the tears from my face and strokes my dick
>i cum and all 17 boyfriends laugh in unison at me
>james looks me in the eyes and says
>"Hoenn confirmed"
>he takes a shit on me and walks away
>they were all out of pokemon X copies so I settled for Y
>head on over to gamestop
>open doors just as 3 females are leaving
>dont know what to do
>should i hold the door open for them
>i decide no and walk in
>i squeeze pass all three of them
>one of them makes a remark about how i "reek of pizza" and how i "have no gf"
>a tear forms in my eye but its ok since theyre gone now
>no line so i go right up to the counter
>"welcome to gamestop. do you want to preor-"
>he stops talking
>stares at me in the eye
>"i heard you have no gf"
>i dont know what to do
>spaghetti starts boil in my pockets
>i turn around to see the three girls from earlier
>all 17 of their boyfriends are flexing their muscles and threatening me
>cant take it anymore. scream out i just want to buy the new pokemon games!
>spaghetti splashes out of me and hits the little niglets looking at the dying PS2 games rack
>everyone stops what they are doing
>proceed to hold me down
>out of the back a man appears
>hes getting closer and closer
>oh god whats gunna happen
>he comes up to my face smiling
>holy shit its James Turner
>he takes out a sharpie and draws a pair of shoes with eyes on my face
>its the generation 7 legendary
>i begin to cry but james licks the tears from my face and strokes my dick
>i cum and all 17 boyfriends laugh in unison at me
>james looks me in the eyes and says
>"Hoenn confirmed"
>he takes a shit on me and walks away
>they were all out of pokemon X copies so I settled for Y
