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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:36:08 No.13275969 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13277754 >>13278094 >>13278607 >>13281743

Pokemon that are officially bitches.
Take this guy for example
introduced in the same generation that fairies are introduced
officially a bitch because of this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:37:06 No.13275980 Report

Quoted By: >>13275997

>implying fairies will counter dragons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:37:07 No.13275981 Report

Quoted By: >>13275993

fairies are cool though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:37:49 No.13275993 Report

Quoted By: >>13276059

>>13275981
That's exactly what makes noivern a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:38:05 No.13275997 Report

Quoted By: >>13276023

>>13275980
It all depends on whether they resist/are immune or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:39:23 No.13276009 Report

Quoted By: >>13280530

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:40:35 No.13276023 Report

Quoted By: >>13276033

>>13275997
>implying dragon's can't work around resistances
>implying fairies aren't weak to dragons

Lizerd

Lizerd Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:40:43 No.13276025 Report

Quoted By:

Does he look like a bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:41:40 No.13276033 Report

Quoted By: >>13279958 >>13281223

>>13276023
>implying dragons can work around fairies and steels at once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:44:24 No.13276059 Report

Quoted By: >>13276074 >>13276171

>>13275993
>look at this guy introduced the same gen as ice type
>thats exactly what makes him a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:45:38 No.13276074 Report

Quoted By: >>13278143

>>13276059
Dragonite is a bitch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:47:37 No.13276103 Report

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They steal cattle and babies...
They steal milk...
They love music, and steal away musicians...
In fact they steal everything.
We'll never be as free as them, as light as them, as beautiful as them. We are animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:52:48 No.13276170 Report

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>yfw it learns steel wing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:52:52 No.13276171 Report

Quoted By: >>13278143

>>13276059
>dragonite
>not a bitch
you serious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 05:24:04 No.13277754 Report

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>>13275969
But can you fuck it ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 06:12:48 No.13278052 Report

Quoted By: >>13278715

It's female

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 06:20:19 No.13278094 Report

Quoted By: >>13278101

>>13275969
Noivern isn't a bitch, he's like the best Gen VI Pokemon introduced so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 06:21:55 No.13278101 Report

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>>13278094
He can be good looking and all, but he's still a bitch nigga. If you get introduced at the same time that what you are is nerfed, then you are a bitch nigga.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 06:27:45 No.13278143 Report

Quoted By: >>13278159

>>13276074
>>13276171

>Not using the best pseudo legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 06:30:26 No.13278159 Report

Quoted By: >>13278167 >>13281234

>>13278143
But anon, everyone uses hydreigon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 06:31:27 No.13278167 Report

Quoted By: >>13278177

>>13278159
Hydreigon is being used by Sylveon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 06:33:55 No.13278177 Report

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>>13278167
10/10
I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 06:44:37 No.13278240 Report

Quoted By: >>13278334 >>13279951

I hate to say it, but Flygon.
He would've been the Pokemon God-King, if it weren't for dat nigga Garchomp.

Okay, maybe not, but still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 07:04:35 No.13278334 Report

Quoted By: >>13278345

>>13278240

Ah, Flygon, the perfect example of "a good pokemon that's quickly outshone by a future 'mon of the same type".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 07:06:38 No.13278345 Report

Quoted By: >>13278385

>>13278334
Why couldn't they have just had them two gens apart?

Give my boy a little more time in the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 07:18:02 No.13278385 Report

Quoted By: >>13278392

>>13278345

Gen IV did that a lot, didn't it? Flygon and Garchomp, Sableye and Spiritomb... I think Blaziken initially had its spotlight stolen by Infernape too, didn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 07:19:45 No.13278392 Report

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>>13278385
Holy crap, you're right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 08:03:32 No.13278607 Report

Quoted By: >>13278623

>>13275969
>le ruined durgons
what is balance
what is at least sort of similar usage of all types

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 08:08:55 No.13278623 Report

Quoted By: >>13278704

>>13278607
I think OP meant this:
"Here is a new pokemon! its a dragon!... BTW, he has a brand new weakness!"
its the fact that he became weaker right away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 08:27:34 No.13278704 Report

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>>13278623
still better than almost everything else
still better than rock
still better than fire/flying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 08:30:35 No.13278715 Report

Quoted By: >>13279983

>>13278052
Oh, I get it. Her-dier.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 12:54:47 No.13279951 Report

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>>13278240
>tfw Flygon's your favourite poke
>tfw constantly out-shined by almost every other dragon
>tfw choice scarf just to keep up
>tfw uniqueness ruined very next generation
>tfw garchomp has 2 more points in its base speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 12:55:46 No.13279958 Report

Quoted By: >>13280696

>>13276033
>garchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 13:00:21 No.13279983 Report

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>>13278715
I think the joke was that "bitches" are the official name for female dogs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 14:36:00 No.13280530 Report

Quoted By: >>13280730

>>13276009
Elves are shit and shall be removed from our land.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 14:42:49 No.13280570 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 14:43:57 No.13280584 Report

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>implying dragon weakness ever stopped dragon-type from being the best type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:01:33 No.13280696 Report

Quoted By: >>13280713 >>13280725

>>13279958
>any flying or levitating fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:03:24 No.13280713 Report

Quoted By: >>13280745

>>13280696
>stone edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:05:03 No.13280725 Report

Quoted By:

>>13280696
So why isn't Flabébé's ability Levitate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:05:30 No.13280727 Report

Quoted By:

All poison types, unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:06:05 No.13280730 Report

Quoted By:

>>13280530
Oh god not this shit again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:08:03 No.13280745 Report

Quoted By: >>13280769

>>13280713
>putting stone edge on your garchomp
And that still doesn't cover levitating fairies or even grass/fairies. Not super effective not stab coverage is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:10:21 No.13280769 Report

Quoted By: >>13280810 >>13280824

>>13280745
>not putting stone edge with flying fairies in the meta
Sure I would. It does all the time in Ubers to cover Ho-Oh and Lugia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:14:14 No.13280810 Report

Quoted By:

>>13280769
>covering lugia
>at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:15:38 No.13280824 Report

Quoted By:

>>13280769
You completely missed the part about grass fairies and levitating fairied

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:16:14 No.13280831 Report

Quoted By:

So we all agree that Wobbuffet should be Psychic/Fairy type, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:19:12 No.13280862 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: faggots thinking fairy is immune to dragon
>inb4 but muh pokebeach leaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:55:29 No.13281223 Report

Quoted By:

>>13276033
>both predicted to be fire weak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 15:56:41 No.13281234 Report

Quoted By:

>>13278159
>hydreigon
>not the worst pseudo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:58:26 No.13281743 Report

Quoted By:

>>13275969
He's a bitch because he's flying/dragon

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