If I were in the pokemon world I would capture celebi and use it for the soul purpose of going back into N's childhood to rape him. I would wear a mask while doing so to hide my real face.

Then I would once again utilize celebi to go back to the current time. I would meet N and make him fall in love with me. Then, either right after he had confessed his feelings to me or after the "first" time we would have made love, I would give him the most loving smile, then say "Hey, I have a surprise for you."

I'd fumble around in my bag and pull out the mask I wore when I was raping him as a child and put it on. Then slowly I would turn around and say

"Guess who."