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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:42:10 No.13281619 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13281648 >>13281649 >>13281653 >>13281662

Requesting the spaghetti story some anon poested about how some pretty girls and their 17 boyfriends laughed at him with a lot of GF references.

Also ylys pokemon edition in general

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:43:47 No.13281630 Report

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good god i fucking love spaghetti stories.

lurking for interest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:45:41 No.13281648 Report

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>>13281619
Why would someone carry spaghetti in their pockets?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:45:53 No.13281649 Report

Quoted By: >>13281656 >>13281661 >>13281662 >>13281667 >>13281694 >>13281753

>>13281619
Why do so many people want a girlfriend?
They're not much difference from a friend, there's also fights and discussions. You might as well get a friend, and fuck hookers and it's the same shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:46:15 No.13281653 Report

Quoted By: >>13281658 >>13281675 >>13281771

>>13281619
>X&Y are released
>head on over to gamestop
>open doors just as 3 females are leaving
>dont know what to do
>should i hold the door open for them
>i decide no and walk in
>i squeeze pass all three of them
>one of them makes a remark about how i "reek of pizza" and how i "have no gf"
>a tear forms in my eye but its ok since theyre gone now
>no line so i go right up to the counter
>"welcome to gamestop. do you want to preor-"
>he stops talking
>stares at me in the eye
>"i heard you have no gf"
>i dont know what to do
>spaghetti starts boil in my pockets
>i turn around to see the three girls from earlier
>all 17 of their boyfriends are flexing their muscles and threatening me
>cant take it anymore. scream out i just want to buy the new pokemon games!
>spaghetti splashes out of me and hits the little niglets looking at the dying PS2 games rack
>everyone stops what they are doing
>proceed to hold me down
>out of the back a man appears
>hes getting closer and closer
>oh god whats gunna happen
>he comes up to my face smiling
>holy shit its James Turner
>he takes out a sharpie and draws a pair of shoes with eyes on my face
>its the generation 7 legendary
>i begin to cry but james licks the tears from my face and strokes my dick
>i cum and all 17 boyfriends laugh in unison at me
>james looks me in the eyes and says
>"Hoenn confirmed"
>he takes a shit on me and walks away
>they were all out of pokemon X copies so I settled for Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:47:07 No.13281656 Report

Quoted By: >>13281672

>>13281649
>hookers

Enjoy jail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:47:12 No.13281658 Report

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>>13281653
thank you anon :')

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:47:43 No.13281661 Report

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>>13281649
you're the same dude from yesterday who made himself look bad because of the 'mistress' thing.
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:47:49 No.13281662 Report

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>>13281619
Shut up. You don't have one >>13281649

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:48:28 No.13281665 Report

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>>13281648
>2013
>not carrying spaghetti in your pockets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:48:34 No.13281667 Report

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>>13281649
I take it you've never been in a relationship before...
Because only a bitter person would say that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:49:23 No.13281672 Report

Quoted By: >>13281683

>>13281656
>implying it's worldwide illegal
stupid americans with their stupid laws

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:50:06 No.13281675 Report

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>>13281653
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:50:24 No.13281676 Report

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>>13281675
no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:50:57 No.13281683 Report

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>>13281672
Don't be angry because you can't get a woman and have to rely on drawings and cheap women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:52:53 No.13281694 Report

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>>13281649
>tfw never true love
>or too underageb&

Probably the second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 16:59:11 No.13281753 Report

Quoted By: >>13281765

>>13281649
/r9k/ how did you get so lost that you ended up in /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 17:00:12 No.13281765 Report

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>>13281753
But I like women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 17:00:32 No.13281771 Report

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>>13281653

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 17:05:33 No.13281819 Report

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>>13281771
A story written by a diabetic Jew with Down Syndrome.

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