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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 20:59:25 No.13284271 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13284328 >>13284563 >>13284633 >>13284704 >>13284739 >>13285097 >>13285191

"Hey, fag. Give me your 3DS or I'll beat you up."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:01:01 No.13284294 Report

Quoted By: >>13284307

if you touch my DS I will smash yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:01:27 No.13284299 Report

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you are like 14 i could shove you into another dimension

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:02:16 No.13284307 Report

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>>13284294
Come get it faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:02:21 No.13284308 Report

Quoted By: >>13285351

"Tell your dad to buy you one. He bought mine, why not yours?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:02:21 No.13284309 Report

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Those knuckles have never seen a face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:03:52 No.13284328 Report

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>>13284271
Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:05:58 No.13284385 Report

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o-o-o-ok, sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:13:06 No.13284463 Report

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Excuse me sir I am John Gamefreak Jr., son of John Gamefreak, CEO of Gamefreak Inc. I will have you know that if you beat me up, I will have my father's legal team on you like a pack of wild Houndour. I swear that I will suck the joy out of your life, I will send you into a spiral of self-loathing,I will crush your hopes and dreams and make sure you understand that you're nothing better than dirt! You will never find a job, you will never have a home, so long as I live!

So says I, John Gamefreak Jr., son of John Gamefreak, CEO of Gamefreak Inc!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:16:53 No.13284516 Report

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I would slap you, but I don't want to get bitch on my hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:17:56 No.13284531 Report

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Nah man, that iStockphoto watermark should protect me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:19:25 No.13284545 Report

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NO LEAVE MY HANDHELD ALONE!
>~ALL COVERED IN SCORPIONS~
>~ALL COVERED IN SCORPIONS~

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:20:51 No.13284563 Report

Quoted By: >>13284637

>>13284271
you're like 13, I'm like double your age and size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:22:34 No.13284585 Report

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Who the fuck do you think you are, kid. Show some manners before I punch your pasty little nose through the back of your head.

sage

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sage Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:23:11 No.13284596 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:23:46 No.13284605 Report

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Fuck you kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:24:42 No.13284612 Report

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LEG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

名無し

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名無し Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:25:24 No.13284622 Report

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here you go, have fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:26:18 No.13284632 Report

Quoted By: >>13284651 >>13284653 >>13284689 >>13284738 >>13284757

>implying anyone here would actually tell him to fuck off

You're all beta as fuck and you know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:26:24 No.13284633 Report

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>>13284271
ey tyrone check out dis lile white boy tryin to steal mah nintendo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:26:36 No.13284637 Report

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>>13284563
you're 14?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:27:57 No.13284651 Report

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>>13284632
>implying I wouldn't
just because you're a little bitch doesn't mean everyone is. Although /vp/ at least the majority of them wouldn't say tell the fucker off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:28:11 No.13284653 Report

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>>13284632
Depends how old I am. If I'm 8, maybe. Now? It's not very threatening when I'm 23.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:30:39 No.13284689 Report

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>>13284632
I might be beta in some things, but if some asshole tried to steal my shit I'd kick him in the balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:31:50 No.13284704 Report

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>>13284271
Oh shit...

Wait. I'm an adult. I could just walk away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:33:39 No.13284723 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:35:11 No.13284738 Report

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>>13284632
>Be 5'11"
>Be 260 lbs
>Topic is about a kid no older than 14 trying to take my 3DS

How the fuck should I be threatened by that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:35:15 No.13284739 Report

Quoted By: >>13285478

>>13284271
B-But bully-kun, I sold my 3DS for weed money 3 years ago

It was worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:36:12 No.13284752 Report

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yu fukin wot m8, com at me il swar to christ il bleet 'at bloody grin of yer mug

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:36:37 No.13284757 Report

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>>13284632
The kid's like 12. You could sneeze him away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:36:55 No.13284760 Report

Quoted By: >>13284839 >>13284892 >>13285024 >>13285259

>kid tries to take my shit
>tell him to fuck off
>he throws a punch at me
>throw a punch back in retaliation
>get charged for assaulting a minor

You lose either way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:37:07 No.13284764 Report

Quoted By: >>13284818

>>13284738
Nigga you fat

Jynx

Jynx Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:37:20 No.13284768 Report

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>>13284757

Hahahahah :')

made me chuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:41:24 No.13284818 Report

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>>13284764
28.8% body fat and some muscle mass. I won't deny the fat part though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:43:23 No.13284839 Report

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>>13284760
>Ignore the kid
>If the kid tries to assault you, dodge his blows and try to make him punch a wall or a pole
>You win the fight without laying a hand on him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:44:00 No.13284848 Report

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>>13284818
Big people get constant weight training.
It's hard as fuck to fight a heavy person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:46:19 No.13284878 Report

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The kid in the pic? Yeah, good luck with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:47:26 No.13284892 Report

Quoted By: >>13284953 >>13284979

>>13284760
self defense doesn't care whether the assailant is a minor or not.

Of course judging by OP he wouldn't be able to do shit. If he actually can threaten you in someway, you have every right to fight back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:48:13 No.13284905 Report

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>>13284839
>implying anybody can do that in real life
Just stomp his shins really hard and leave.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:52:10 No.13284953 Report

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>>13284892
Exactly, the self-defense clause makes it so you get away with anything!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:53:27 No.13284979 Report

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>>13284892
>2013
>not immediately feigning ignorance to any charges whatsoever
As long as there aren't any witnesses you're all good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:55:56 No.13285011 Report

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THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW U

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 21:57:17 No.13285024 Report

Quoted By: >>13285080

>>13284760
>Kid tries shoving me
>Ignore him and go back to my car
>He comes back and confronts me
>I call 911
>He sucker punches me
>I'm on the ground
>He starts bashing my head into the concrete
>I shoot him
>Cops show up, declare that it was self-defense
>I have the injuries to back it up
>Everyone gets assravaged about it
>Florida, 2012

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:00:37 No.13285080 Report

Quoted By: >>13285176 >>13285237

>>13285024
BREAKING NEW:

THE GENERAL POPULOUS IS RETARDED AND ONLY SEES ONE SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT, ESPECIALLY IT INVOLVES A MINORITY.

MORE AT 11.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:01:47 No.13285097 Report

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>>13284271
Gone little white boy... before I rape you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:03:10 No.13285120 Report

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>>13285097
>mantits

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:05:46 No.13285160 Report

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>come try and take it from me, you little pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:06:39 No.13285176 Report

Quoted By: >>13285207 >>13285213 >>13285217

>>13285080
they were both of ethnic minorities

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:07:31 No.13285191 Report

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>>13284271
Just saying, there's absolutely no way I would lose to this kid, I'm not worried

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:08:11 No.13285207 Report

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>>13285176
let him think that hes making a point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:08:38 No.13285213 Report

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>>13285176
>/b/ circa. like 4 weeks ago.
Most people didn't know, in fact it was rarely reported since it'd be harder to play the race card. A big hate group is based on the very fact that he's "white".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:08:48 No.13285217 Report

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>>13285176
Zimmerman was white enough to not be seen as a minority by all the assravaged tards and I'd hardly call spics a "minority" in the south.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:10:22 No.13285237 Report

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>>13285080
BREAKING NEWS:

THE MEDIA TWISTS THE POPULOUS'S OPINION FOR MAX RATINGS

MORE AT 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:11:18 No.13285259 Report

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>>13284760
But half of /vp/ is underaged, so, that's not a huge problem for those youngins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:17:09 No.13285351 Report

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>>13284308
D-did y-you fucked?

Dr. Dustoph, Ruin Maniac

Dr. Dustoph, Ruin Maniac Tue 06 Aug 2013 22:27:32 No.13285478 Report

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>>13284739
>3DS came out little over 2 years ago
>this guy was so high he thought he had a 3DS for nearly a year before that

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