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WELCOME AGAIN TO ANOTHER EDITION OF POKÉMON: SHOWDERP. TODAY WE WILL HAVE MAJOR STROKES, SOME WINS, SOME LAUGHS AND SOME TEARS. AND LOTS OF FUN. THING IS A CHAMP IS ARISEN (we already have Kirbles so don't respond to this post for it pls) AND IS GIVEN 6 POKÉS (same as before) SO WE CAN REKT THE ASS OF THE OUFAGS AND ALL THAT STUFF. REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR CHAMP TO ASK FOR NEW TEAM/CHAMP TO SUGGEST/CLAIM CHAMP. OTHERWISE THERE IS NO MAJOR RULES. THIS IS TOTALLY NOT POKÉMON SHOWDOWN GENERAL, TRY TO NOT COME HERE TO POST REPLAYS OF YOUR SHITTY SMOGONFAG TEAMS OR WE WILL LAUGH AND POINT AT YOU. THAT'S ALL FOLKS, BE NICE, HAVE FUN, AND CALL THE HOSPITAL IF YOU ARE HAVING A STROKE. CHAMP IS CURRENTLY MAKING NEW TEAM, WAIT FOR HIM.
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
>>13292659 New champ whilst the stream is on
I'll do it after the stream if thats k
haruka12 !!r1hPwSU6eEa
Anonymous
>>13292707 The same golem set that Kirby was suppose to use.
MrWhite !.MethC5dzE
>>13292707 USE POLITOED WITHOUT RAIN
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>>13292711 RISKY DOMOGE Golem with Focus Punch, Giga Impact, Metronome, and Explosion
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>>13292704 Hypno with Metronome and Assist
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MrWhite !.MethC5dzE
>>13292707 NINETALES WITHOUT DROUGHT
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>>13292646 Anyone has replay for this battle?
haruka12 !!r1hPwSU6eEa
haruka12 !!r1hPwSU6eEa
haruka12 !!r1hPwSU6eEa
haruka12 !!r1hPwSU6eEa
haruka12 !!r1hPwSU6eEa
>>13292950 yeah commence new team
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>>13293018 Cresselia with Flame Orb, Psycho Shift, Rest and Sleep Talk
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>>13293018 Skarmory @ White Herb
Trait: Weak Armor
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 150 HP / 170 Atk / 188 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Iron Head
- Swords Dance
- Substitute
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MrWhite !.MethC5dzE
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>>13293018 Hustle Togekiss
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>>13293018 Hitmonlee with Unburden, Normal gem, and fakeout
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>>13293024 no ground moves allowed on this
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haruka12 !!r1hPwSU6eEa
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Is posting not working or what
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h-hello, s-senpai..?
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A-are we alive?
hax <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
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>>13293142 Leavanny with agility and baton pass
MrWhite !.MethC5dzE
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>>13293142 VOLCARONA NICKNAMED DANCING QUEEN
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>haruka abandoned us What a fag
MrSindre
It appears the champ is not present. I'll champ! Give me a team.
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>>13293186 You're banned from champing. Fuck off.
MrSindre
>>13293194 On who's authority?
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>>13293043 go away diglett
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>>13293198 Everyone's. You're a boring ass champ and you never step down. You champed for 5 hours last week. We had to fire you. Fuck you.
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>>13293186 We already have a champ thanks
MrSindre
>>13293205 It's funny how you make three hours into five. You need to go back to school.
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
Fuck it I'll do it, if that's ok with everyone.
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>>13293220 >>13293186 you guys, the champ is right there
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>13293216 Obviously you need to go back to school, because it was actually 5 hours. It's a good thing summer is almost over.
Anonymous
>>13293233 Hax isn't even online though
Anonymous
>>13293216 The point still stands that you champed for THREE HOURS
Most people have the common decency to champ for 1, 2, or even rarely 3 teams and take about an hour to do so.
Anonymous
>>13293243 he's using the alt flax <3
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>>13293244 The only people I don't mind watching for more than 2 hours are LC and Showder because they're actually pretty good.
MrSindre
>>13293239 >>13293244 Should have thought of that before you made your "only champ can call new champ"-rule. It's your own fault for playing the game. Hate the game, then, not the players. Hate yourself.
Also, you gave shit teams.
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>>13293248 >randombattle hax pls
hax <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
Anonymous
>>13293261 Surely you should have noticed how long you'd been going and thought about giving someone else a shot?
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>>13293261 A good champ can make any team fun.
You were just being a selfish asshole by sitting there and hogging it for however long.
Polite sage because I'm contributing nothing to the thread.
MrSindre
>>13293271 Yes, that's why I stepped down after only an hour or so the next time I champed.
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
Hey I'm having some issues signing back in to showdown. Anyone want to tell me how to fix this? I try to sign in and nothing happens yet I'm logged in on the forums.
Anonymous
>>13293291 >Yes, that's why I stepped down after only an hour or so the next time I champed. Which was five minutes after the other time
Anonymous
>>13293294 try a different browser. If you're on chrome Ctrl+Shift+N and try that.
If nothing works restard computer
If that doesn't work delete cookies and lose your the teams you haven't backed up
Anonymous
>>13293294 Just refresh a few times.
>>13293261 THE ONLY REASON WE GAVE YOU SHIT TEAMS IS BECAUSE WE WANTED YOU TO STOP
hax <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
Anonymous
I haven't been bere in a while. How many next fridays ago has morf been kill?
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>13293304 >>13293303 Thanks I got it back up and running
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>>13293314 morf is alive again
MrSindre
>>13293301 Because you were slow as fuck. Not my fault. Someone had to take responsibility.
>>13293304 >conspire give shit teams on purpose, time and time again >complain the champ is shit Anonymous
>>13293332 >Slow as fuck IT WASN'T EVEN DEAD HOURS YOU JEW
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>>13293332 >implying you weren't shit before we gave you the shit teams MrSindre
>>13293339 Still you were slow as fuck to claim champ when the window opened.
>see champ calling for new champ early >f5 >no champ f5 again
>still no champ >this is unusual >f5 >still no champ >ok, I'll do it >write me and captcha >still beat all you niggas to it Anonymous
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>>13293359 Suuuuuuuure
I believe that you didn't have it already typed up
MrSindre
>>13293345 Yeah, I kind of suck, true dat.
>implying stroking isn't half the fun >implying it's any fun when a champ actually wins all the time Also, I had some moments of glory.
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>>13293359 That shouldn't make a difference. If you just champed for 5 hours straight(it was 5 hours, don't try to deny it) and the next champ quit after 5 minutes, you should have the decency to stop champing, considering how long you did it for previously.
Also,
>using F5 instead of the update button hax <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
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buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
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>>13293359 Fuck off m8 I've seen it go 10/15 minutes without champ
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>>13293393 Claydol with rapid spin named DALEK
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>>13293370 >implying it's fun when the same champ champs for 5 hours straight and sucks massive dick LC guy
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>>13293370 Stroking is not fun
It only makes the watchers cringe
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>>13293393 pokemon based on me
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>>13293393 skarmbliss counter
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hax <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>13293387 Fuck I'm slow on the draw for this
haruka12 !!r1hPwSU6eEa
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i called for a new champ in the showderp room because posting wasnt working i didnt abandon
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MrSindre
>>13293403 Also, its name should be MrSindre
Anonymous
>>13293403 pls skip this. Otherwise, you'll use something completely idiotic and useless.
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>>13293413 ignore me, i can't count
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MrSindre
>>13293419 >>13293413 >implying it couldn't be something great like Alakazam Anonymous
>>13293433 It would be a final gambit shedinja holding black sludge
No wait, thats still somewhat useful
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>>13293433 >implying you aren't an idiotic annoying dick How could a pokemon based on you be anything remotely good?
Answer:
It couldn't[/spolier] Anonymous
>>13293443 >>13293433 >>13293419 >>13293416 >implying what pokemon it will be is not up to the champ's subjective opnion of MrSindre You are all faggots. Champ, choose whatever poke you feel fit MrSindre, for whatever reason.
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>>13293457 MrSindre pls go
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>>13293457 >implying that there is at least one person on the earth that thinks MrSindre isn't a colossal douche/idiot/annoying 12 year old Anonymous
>not knowing telling him to go only enables him >not ignoring him >giving him loads of attention Stop it. You are more guilty of shitposting than he is if you keep enabling him. Just stop it and ignore him. ARE SO YOU REALLY THIS STUPID?!
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>>13293489 >implying he isn't just replying to himself to make it look like he gets attention to make people say to stop replying to him MrSindre
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>>13293483 >implying there are no good douchebag pokemon >implying there are so much better suggestions Anonymous
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>>13293489 What has happened to Showderp?
What? ;-; buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
alright so this is my second time champing
my first time was my first time in OU
SO WISH ME LUCK
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-43539714 buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
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>>13293501 Good job, scared him.
GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
I'll be champ if buttmouth doesn't come back
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>>13293535 if so, use gallade
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
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buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
>>13293725 good way to end it
new team
Anonymous
>>13293793 Do you have a girlfriend right now? If so, use Umbreon. If you don't, use Basculin.
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>>13293793 Brightpowder Wigglytuff
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>>13293793 Smeargle with at least one Sketch still available for mid-battle use. Bob Ross.
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>>13293793 1-5, golurk, 6-0, mismagius
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>>13293725 use a harvest executor
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>>13293793 Scizor with Feint
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Lime !Letrpk12Yw
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Please use a CHATOT
Bobokukemon
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>>13293796 And name it after your kindergarden teacher
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>>13293796 Is brightpowder allowed?
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>>13293818 I've used it before, so I hope so. lel.
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>>13293818 Yup. Elton John uses it
poorly because the item sucks. Might be good against a hustle Pokemon, maybe?
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buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
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>>13293876 should i do another battle, the server's restarting
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>>13293918 Go to battle tower while we wait
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
>>13293922 it's stuck on searching
buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
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>>13293942 OK NEW CHAMP I SUCK
GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
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buttmouth !plok1nvvfI
Lime !Letrpk12Yw
>>13293970 DD Pupitar with Shed Skin
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>>13293970 Focus Sash Shniy Kingler with swords dance named
DON'T BE SHELLFISH
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>>13293970 Lagging Tail + Trick
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Lime !Letrpk12Yw
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>>13293975 Name it ShopRite
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Lime !Letrpk12Yw
GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
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>>13294123 glorious Kingler master race
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>>13294123 Did this kid not put any evs on his pokes or something?
Kingler is base 75 speed
GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
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>>13294234 Beheeyem named bug-eyed monster (or bug-eyed)
GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
>Tfw almost stroking it but the retard was being retarded http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-43550131 NEW TEAM
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>>13294338 Scizor with Feint
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>>13294338 Got a job? Use Espeon. Otherwise, Beedrill.
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>>13294338 agility metagross
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>>13294338 belly drum linoone
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>>13294338 Tentacruel with accupressure
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GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
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"I WILL GET MY ATTACK UP TO TIMES THREE SO I CAN USE A SPECIAL MOVE THAT HITS NEUTRAL" Pessimist Prime 2013
GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
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GEE I SURE AM GLAD THAT THIS TEAM ISN'T RESISTANT TO FIRE TYPES
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-43555480 BE CAUSE Y'KNOW THAT WOULD BE BAAAD
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-43556451 GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
GigaFag !v1g5ojao4M
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>13294635 Eviolite Tangela
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>>13294635 Durant
Choice Band
Hustle
Shiny: No
252+ attack, 252 speed
iron head
i advise only ever using iron head, but feel free to include other sweeping moves
once you kill anything with high speed and stab fire
switch to durant and spam attacks
Champion of Nothing !XIxc6BpKnU
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Eviolite Magneton
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H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
God damn it I'm having some issues signing in at the moment
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>>13294726 /nickname
or use an alt
chop chop motherfucker
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
>>13294726 Ok I got back in but I lost the team just give me a moment to remake it, really sorry about that.
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>>13294726 If it's the bug I think it is, try logging into any server other than the main, then switch back to main. May take a few tries.
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>>13294755 its k
ill make popcorn
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>>13294726 Is it not letting you choose your name? That happened to me. I tried to refresh the pages a bunch of time as tried again, and then finally at one point I got in, I had no idea what that was about.
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
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H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
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Champion of Nothing !XIxc6BpKnU
im gonna help u out here Gengar @ Choice Specs Trait: Levitate EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP Timid Nature - Focus Blast - Shadow Ball - Trick - Sludge Bomb
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italianspy !7luV9bVrSk
>>13295055 anyone that can learn outrage must have it in their movepool
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he hasn't called new team yet Fgts
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I though the champ had to call for the team after the battle, even if (s)he mentioned about team change beforehand?
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The real Sonic The Hedgehog
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>REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR CHAMP TO ASK FOR NEW TEAM/CHAMP TO SUGGEST/CLAIM CHAMP. OTHERWISE THERE IS NO MAJOR RULES. >CHAMP TO ASK FOR NEW TEAM >OTHERWISE THERE IS NO MAJOR RULES. medium lels
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Why do people never save replays anymore?
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>>13295214 Because no one watches replays. We have a champ going just about 24/7, why would we watch replays.
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>13295232 I don't participate in the threads.
I enjoy watching the replays when eating and stuff.
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>>13295201 98,6% of the time champ calls for team after battle, but I guess it works that way too.
Wasn't watching the battle so I had no idea when it ended.
Eithswee
Sweeped a fucker with Scrafty, he asked me where I was going to put it. I wasn't going to put it anywhere, but he was so beautifully buthurt that the only place to go was /vp/. Wasn't even that good of a sweep.
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>>13295290 this isnt showdown general friend.
Eithswee
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>>13295290 Please see your filename for our collective reaction
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>13295290 Holy fuck are you a faggot. He wasn't butthurt at all, and he clearly didn't know how to play (saying "is this a sweep" after you start setting up, using Zen Headbutt on a dark type, effect spore Breloom.) And on top of that you're not in the right thread.
Go kill yourself
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>>13295315 But you never called a new team gosh dernit. ;_;
H.P Moe~craft !EfVwyVp5SE
I'm done s-sorry everyone, I'll try to get better. New champ
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
i think i have proved my worth and am ready to captain this ship of destiny i shall claim champ
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>>13295365 The last 2 numbers of this post is how many pushups you must do.
>If you do 76-99 pushups Machamp
>If you do 51-75 pushups Honchkrow
>If you do 26-50 pushups Glalie
>If you do 15-25 pushups Linoone
>If you do 1-14 pushups Wormadam
If you can't do any more pushups before reaching your goal, or if this post is 00 use weedle
Anonymous
>>13295365 1-5, Cryogonal, 6-0, Carracosta
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Lime !Letrpk12Yw
>>13295365 sub punch pikachu
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>>13295367 shadow force smeargle
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>>13295365 Choice Band Kyurem-B named BigBaraButton
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>>13295365 Archeops with rest, chesto berry, and acrobatics. EV's optional, but try taking from attack into bulk if things aren't working out.
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>>13295365 SHINY TANGROWTH NICKNAMED CHERNOBYL_MANGURL
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>>13295365 Trumpcard Flareon
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>>13295368 >wasting time Faggot. Just use Honchkrow
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>>13295372 >beat up weavile with king's rock pure, unadulterated chaotic evil
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>>13295395 we swept by Scizor now
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>tfw slow as fuck upload/posting
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>>13295407 i know your pain anon
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
so i have to do 68 push-ups to be able to use Honchkrow?
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>>13295474 Just take it and leave those push-ups for faggots
Lime !Letrpk12Yw
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>>13295474 Yup. Or, you know, just say you did.
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>>13295474 Just use him. Fuck that guy
vanillazzz !!aFbvbSbUvSz
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
i think im just going to go with Specs Weedle instead. Honchkrow is too edgy for me
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>>13295474 What, are you saying you can't do those pushups? I bet you can. I bet you could do them in ten seconds one handed. We'd have no way of knowing, but who are we to doubt?
You get what I'm saying?
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>>13295474 i bet you could do it, champ!
All champs are endowed with extraordinary powers as soon as they claim it here on showderp
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>>13295499 I don't belieb that for a second.
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
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EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
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>>13295633 >le button feac Anonymous
>>13295765 1-5, roserade, 6-0, Beheeyem
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>>13295765 SHINY TANGROWTH NICKNAMED MANGURRL
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>>13295765 Sharpedo because Shark Week
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>>13295765 edgy shiny charizard
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>>13295780 with blackglasses for maximum swag
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EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Villy
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>>13295891 Showderp should stop until X/Y is released y/y
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EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
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Anyone have the whip y dick out copy pasta
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>>13296084 b-but muh page one
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spore sword dance breloom