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>be me, have farmer neighbour
>he complains about all these birds ruining his crops
>says he ordered a secret weapon
>package arrives, I expect a scarecrow or something
>it's a friggin' flamethrower
>except it's modified to spew liquid nitrogen
>farmer gleefully freezes entire flocks, but also ruins remains of his crop
>laugh at him, tell him he should just have gotten some menhirs
