Is it seriously too hard for a guy to jack a magazine that is not for sale yet? I mean, someone who works at one of the many markets and news stands must have access to the internet and a general liking of pokemon. To think, right now, in that country, some teenage boy is talking to his friends about how he read the new CoroCoro instead of taking pictures and uploading them to the internet. This is why they lost World War 2.

Pic unrelated. But seriously, how disappointed are you in those chink eyes? I kinda want to get on a jet, book it there, and jack one from the store just to prove how american I am.