>This pokemon gets a great new ability!
HAHAHA SMOGONFAGS WILL BE SO MAD
>A new move is introduced with an interesting effect!
HAHA OH WOW THE SMOGON TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
>A new pokemon has a pretty good type combination
OH MY GOD BANNED TO UBERS SMOGON HATES FUN
>A kind of decent pokemon gets an evolution
SMOGON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>A new item raises accuracy when held
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE SMOGON BUTTHURT
>You can now give your pokemon a bow, a purely aesthetic change
EAT SHIT SMOGONFAGS, YOUR WORLD IS OVER

Stop.