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What if every Kandaskhan starts as a tiny blue version but it's always Mega Evolved RIGHT when it hatches, and then another tiny blue one is instantly generated inside the pouch of the new large one and the cycle is endless and stuff

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:19:53 No.13357314 Report

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>>13356363
What if baby Kangaskhan have to fuck their mom in order to reproduce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:23:21 No.13357394 Report

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>>13356332
>No adult male Kangaskhan
>yfw Kangaskhan is a straight shota doujin made Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:24:06 No.13357410 Report

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>>13357253

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:25:29 No.13357437 Report

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>>13357253
maybe the somehow merge, like angler fish do!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:28:56 No.13357508 Report

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Oh god please, more art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:31:12 No.13357571 Report

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I think it's a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:34:48 No.13357647 Report

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So what
Kangaskhan gets some crazy ability that allows double attackes[but baby attacks are half powered] or we will get Kangaskhan baby and the cubone myth is a lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:35:41 No.13357664 Report

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>>13357647
that was clearly always a fan headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:36:13 No.13357679 Report

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>>13357647
The only thing that the ability does is give a small amount of damage after every attack. It was seen in the footage from the event earlier. It's just extra damage that causes a 'Hit 2 time(s)' message to appear. It's nothing really. But it'll break sashes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:37:56 No.13357718 Report

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=258KKHSNrNQ

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:48:27 No.13357935 Report

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>>13357253>tfw male kangaskhan are into big, fat chicks

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:49:55 No.13357965 Report

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>>13357253
>tfw male kangaskhans are into big, fat chicks

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:54:55 No.13358080 Report

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>>13357253
nah doubt it, pokemon are pretty much the same species. I am guessing that other monster pokemon provide the man meat.

Volvic 4899 5238 5352

Volvic 4899 5238 5352 Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:57:41 No.13358135 Report

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>>13357253
But that's not a thing with mammals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 02:59:43 No.13358180 Report

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>>13356332
come to think of it, do male pokes have politely ask that baby to leave in order to mate with Kangaskhan

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 03:05:44 No.13358287 Report

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>yfw MegaKangaskhan turns to you and says this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 03:07:37 No.13358322 Report

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>>13358180
nope, pound away right in front of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 03:56:54 No.13359081 Report

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>>13356363
#rekt

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 04:09:04 No.13359247 Report

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>Mega Kangaskhan faint animation
>The mother goes down, the child tries to keep her from hitting the ground but gets crushed by her body in the struggle.
>Bad End #3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 04:11:10 No.13359277 Report

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>>13358135
Neither's laying eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 04:14:26 No.13359312 Report

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>>13356332
Nope OP, it was pretty obvious for a while now. Both blue Kangaskhan and brown Kangaskhan are futanari.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 05:19:02 No.13360113 Report

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Given how so many pokémon can interbreed it isn't all that weird how there isn't a male Kangaskhan, you could easily make the case that they all died from a disease or something which only affected males, so Kangaskhan now just has to get a good dicking from another species instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 05:36:36 No.13360299 Report

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>>13356332
And there's already kangakid porn.

i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo

i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo Sun 11 Aug 2013 05:41:46 No.13360364 Report

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where

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 05:42:07 No.13360369 Report

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>>13359247
Sounds like Pokemon Stadium

"OOOHHH ITS DOWN!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 05:42:41 No.13360375 Report

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>>13357253
>extreme gender dimorphism
I actually like this idea a lot, but I like to stick with my headcanon that kangaskhans are all hermaphrodites, thus constantly with a baby without a daddy around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 05:56:11 No.13360501 Report

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>>13358287
Fucking loved that show. Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 05:58:19 No.13360524 Report

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>>13360501
HOLY-
I didn't think anyone remembered that show...
Damn I miss it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 06:00:12 No.13360540 Report

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>>13357253
This is like some Speaker of the Dead shit here. No seriously, I just read this book. This be freaky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 07:08:02 No.13361077 Report

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>>13360524
It was one of the best shows around. How could anyone forget it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR4hKbSH7I

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 07:12:16 No.13361122 Report

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>>13361077
Better quality then have the shit on tv today.

not even surprising

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 07:15:26 No.13361150 Report

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>>13359277
In Australia, it's a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 07:18:08 No.13361184 Report

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>>13361122
oh god this ending
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fJAyHx2XhQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 10:26:05 No.13362307 Report

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>>13358180
well, in older days when there were no separate bedrooms in most houses/huts the parents would just go at it with kids laying right next to them, don't see why animals wouldn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 10:57:01 No.13362443 Report

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>>13356332
The baby is a sentient tumour, and the mega stone lets it detach itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 11:10:57 No.13362499 Report

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>>13358135
>mammals

I hope you're joking, khangaskhan is a fucking marsupial who lays eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 11:13:10 No.13362507 Report

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>>13362499
You're either bad at biology or bad at baiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 11:20:42 No.13362539 Report

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>>13362507
>kangaskhan
>based on a kangaroo
>Kangaroos are marsupials
>Pokemon lay eggs
a marsupial that lays eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 11:35:05 No.13362585 Report

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>>13362507
>>13362539
>>13362499
they're called monotremes

eg the noble platypus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 11:35:36 No.13362587 Report

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>>13362539
>>13362499

...Marsupials ARE mammals. I'm not going to insult you, because mistakes happen, but... that was disappointing.

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