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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:38:17 No.13370855 View View Reply Original Report

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Not trying to be a shit disturber or anything, I just have a serious question.

To the people whose pokebro is either Gardevoir, Lopunny, Lucario, or any of the eeveelutions, are there ACTUALLY those amongst you who love those pokemon for non-furry reasons and never fantasized/jacked off to their so called "bro"s? And actually love them for a legitimate reason? (i.e. saved your ass in a pinch, fav pokeman since childhood, etc. etc.)

Sincerely curious on this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:41:27 No.13370912 Report

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>>13370855
lopunny is one of my bros because i got it in a platinum nuzlocke and it stayed with me until after the E4
and after that i just started using it more and it never disappoints
tfw i made that OP picture over 2 years ago, god bless you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:42:09 No.13370921 Report

Quoted By: >>13375315

Leafeon; was traded one at LV2 from a friend to my Diamond, started Training it and before I knew it it was wrecking shit and at LV90 some-odd. Flareon was a favorite when I was little, though I've never really ran with it in-game.

Furries just ruin everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:42:10 No.13370922 Report

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I can imagine it would be possible to really like Lucario and any of the Eevee line for non-sexual reasons, but I'm pretty sure you've probably fapped to it if you say it's either Lopunny or Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:43:38 No.13370939 Report

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Lopunny was a cool ass lead in one of my gimmick UU teams in Gen 4. It's not my pokebro or anything, but I have a nice non-sexual respect for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:45:23 No.13370962 Report

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>>13370855
I love Jolteon and Espeon because they're fast and wreck anything. I never really used Gardevoir or loppuny, but the Eeveelutions are more than usually bro material.

I don't see how anyone would fap to them though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:45:33 No.13370966 Report

Quoted By: >>13371085

I love Leafeon because I was incredibly, ridiculously upset as a kid when I used a Leaf Stone on my Eevee in Blue and nothing happened (I actually almost cried because I was a little bitch). I felt betrayed by the game so it was amazing to see it actually exist in Gen IV.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:46:03 No.13370975 Report

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>>13370855
There will always be people jerking off to furbait no matter how popular.

Chances are there are a lot of people who legitimately like these Pokémon. It's kind of like the people who like the ones that /vp/ seems to hate. ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:47:04 No.13370990 Report

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>>13370855
ive never jacked off about gardevoir or thyplosion.

but ppl on the internet do all the time.

best bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:49:03 No.13371016 Report

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Gallade is flat out my favorite pokemon, tied only with Hydreigon (I just can't decide damnit)
I have always loved the fuck out of Lucario and Gardevoir, just because I think they are badass.
And as much as I have ALWAYS hated both bunneary and Lupunny, but a few months ago I read a short (nonsexual) fanfic involving a Lupunny and ever since find it adorable, and hope to have one on my team at one point.
None of these pokemon have any kind of sexual appeal to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:49:39 No.13371025 Report

Quoted By: >>13371062

>>13370855
Gardevoir is my favorite Pokemon, pretty much due to because I do like its design since it looks rather elegant, and also because of its powers as well.

I like it because it forms strong bonds with family and those it cares for. I like it because it is psychic and could do many things with its mind. I like it because it has the power to distort dimensions, see the future, create miniature black wholes, and various other aspects. It is also a loyal Pokemon who would die for its trainer.

I could never imagine myself fantasizing sexually about a Pokemon. The idea just doesn't register for me, and if such a thing ever comes up before me in art or such, all I can do is just stare in confusion, thinking '... wut?'

I do not find sexual appeal in Pokemon. I like Pokemon because of the vast variety in appearance, powers, and so many other factors. I like the Pokemon world as a whole, and what has been crafted.

A Pokemon given breasts in art is something I can consider to be an annoyance. The worst thing someone can do in Gardevoir art is to give Gardevoir breasts. The same goes for Lopunny and any other Pokemon that can look even slightly feminine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:51:02 No.13371044 Report

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Leafeon is my all time favourite pokemon. I can safely say i've not once ever wanted to fuck any pokemon or though about any pokemon in a sexual manner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:52:09 No.13371062 Report

Quoted By: >>13371123

>>13371025
Op here.
Nice response

>>13370912
If you actually made that picture, you are both a gentleman and a scholar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:52:38 No.13371075 Report

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>>13370855
My favorite Pokemon is Gardevoir. When Gen 3 came out, I was about ten, and I still loved fairy tales. Gardevoir made me think about Cinderella, with its long flowing dress, its slight frame, and the way it kind of skated/danced to move.

Not a Hoenn baby btw. My first game was red, but I didn't get it until about a year after Gold had come out, and even then, it was only because I found it on the side of the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:53:06 No.13371085 Report

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>>13370966
>>13371044
The only thing I dislike about Leafeon is the shiny sprite isn't brown/orange like Autumn leaves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:55:50 No.13371123 Report

Quoted By: >>13371211

>>13371062
just found him in an old folder, my first sprite ever, them memories

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:57:04 No.13371144 Report

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>>13370855
>are there ACTUALLY those amongst you who love those pokemon for non-furry reasons
Yes
>and never fantasized/jacked off to their so called "bro"s?
Fuck you, Gardevoir ain't no furbait and I'll jack off to her whenever I fucking want to.
Bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:57:53 No.13371170 Report

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>>13371085
oh man i'd never even though of that :(. now i want it so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 23:59:52 No.13371211 Report

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>>13371123
dear god, the full sprite is even more glorious. fuckin lol'd

>>13371144
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.pdf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 00:00:44 No.13371236 Report

Quoted By: >>13371306

Lucario and the Eeveelutions just look plain and simple like stuff a teenage would like. They were made for that.
Lucario looks all edgy and badass, all like "i'm a lonely hero, you cant understand my emotions" kinda shit.
Jolteon, Espeon and Umbreon look like the 13 year old definition of cool.
Flareon looks like the 13 year old definition of cute.
Vaporeon looks a bit weird, but I guess it's to go with the 13 year old idea of a mermaid and water and shit. Think DV.
Sylveon looks like an obviously flamboiant magical and kinda gay eeveelution.
Leafeon and Glaceon are the only ones out of the whole bunch that look the very least original. Leafeon could've gone for the obvious petal over the head and all green style with leaves coming out of the limbs (think meganium meets sunflora, obviously in an eeveelution guise), but instead they went with the very simplistic natural look, the limbs are the roots and are kinda brownish, the ears and tail are the leaves, and there is a clear color progression from the brownish tones to the green tones, making it look more natural and tree like looking. The idea is to be relaxing to gaze at. Wow that was a long explanation. I don't even like Leafeon that much.
Glaceon on the other hand is just in this plain light blue tone, not too dark, not too light tho. Its hat is from some japanese traditional thing. It's original in that regard, being one of the first eeveelutions that not too obvious about its type, unlike the others.
But in the end we are all children deep down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 00:03:05 No.13371306 Report

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>>13371236
Agreed with your interpretations. And that last sentence is gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 00:12:04 No.13371512 Report

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>>13370855
I liked Gardevoir for sexual reasons back when I was in middle school, though I've since grown extremely fond of how much I appreciate GF's overall handling of it.
Despite the feminine humanoid design, it has a 50/50 gender ratio and is in the same egg group as amorphous monstrosities like Muk and Weezing, along with various spectral Ghost-types.
As someone who's been contending with transgender issues for the past several years, I really appreciate the former, and almost exclusively use male Gardevoir for that reason.
Whilst the latter appeals to my fondness for initially-human-looking creepy eldritch monsters.

But yeah I still fap to it once in a blue moon ;^;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 00:17:45 No.13371613 Report

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holy shit, Lucario, Espeon, and Jolteon had to be held back in order to allow the rest of my team to smack the opponent's shit

can't see any of the eeveelutions sexually, nor lucario

100% bro tier, those guys

even went without them for my volt white 2 run, it's pretty odd using galvantula instead of jolteon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 00:21:07 No.13371659 Report

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>>13370855
Yes.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 01:17:43 No.13372595 Report

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>>13370855

Does your classification apply to Gallade, OP?

Eeveelutions furfags creep the hell out of me - this is essentially dogfuckery, no way around it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:01:54 No.13374863 Report

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i like eevee but non of its eeveelutions. i wouldnt choose any of them unless im limited on choices. but just because it's potential is epic.

gardevoir is one of my favorite pokemon because it was a beast in my first playthrough of sapphire when i first got it. i was lucky enough to catch ralts as my 2nd pokemon so easily and i didnt know how lucky i actually was, but yea, i was like 10 back then, no furry feelings, non then non now.

for some reason, i think all the pokemon immune to sandstorm are epic. not because of sandstorm, thats just the easiest way to say them all. and lucario's type combo made me love it.

i dont like lopunny's design. probably because im not a furry.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:11:09 No.13374982 Report

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>mfw I first read "Gardevoir" as "Garbodor"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:21:11 No.13375096 Report

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I hate that most of my favorite mons have such shitty, perverted fanbases.
>Gardevoir
Love Gardy. Seeing it literally help Wally stop being a nervous beta and change him into a solid trainer was glorious. Then I finally used it in Platinum and this nigger literally saved my ass more times than I can count.
>Lucario
I also love him, mainly because of Iron Island and the personality they give him. I'm not talking the "I want to be alone" faggot shit, he's extremely prideful and I like that shit. Plus when Gardevoir wasn't kicking ass, Lucario, Luxray and Empoleon were right behind her.
>Lopunny
I actually don't like the design and only used a Bunnery as my first ever HM slave that's how useless Lopunny was for me.
>Eeveelutions
There isn't one I haven't used, nor one I don't like. Seriously anyone wanting to fuck one is crazy, but I get that we all have our kinks.
>Typlosion
TOTAL FUCKING BRO. ALMOST AS BRO WORTHY AS FERALIGATR. Kicked ass with both of them.

>TL;DR I like these guys because of they're usefulness and design. Not because my dick twitches whenever I see them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:27:12 No.13375156 Report

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Gardevoir has been one of my favs since she hard carried my first ruby run. And as a straight woman I really have no reason to fap. Now Gallade is a different story...

Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2

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Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2 Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:29:17 No.13375181 Report

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a "furry reason" is still a reason ;3
i'm not a fan of the term "pokebro", though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:30:15 No.13375194 Report

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Yeah ive never jacked it to umbreon ever, im not a furry, but my motherfucking shiny umbreon is my bro forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:33:55 No.13375237 Report

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Leafeon is my bro and I've never thought of it sexually.

I'll admit I'm not a 100% non-furfag but it has to be at least humanoid in appearance

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:37:45 No.13375277 Report

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>>13370855
I think espeon is fucking adorable and really good in playthroughs, I always get one when it's available and name her after my cat, but I have about as much sexual interest in her as I have in my cat.Zero

What I don't understand is the people who seem to be so worried about being called furries that they instantly hate any "furbait" pokes. I think that has a lot to do with the fennekin hatred around /vp/.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:41:27 No.13375315 Report

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>>13370855
>Gardevoir/Gallade
Its green and looks like a wizard/ Has elbow blades.
>Mawile
Its cute and up to gen 5 was the only mono steel type. Registeel doesn't count
>Lilligant
Own tempo + Petal dance = rape train it's also green
>>13370921
>Furries just ruin everything.
also this

original name

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original name Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:52:07 No.13375425 Report

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My Pokebro is Meowth.

My female Meowth named Nunu saved my ass today in Pokemon Fire Red with a Cut.

I love you, sis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:59:49 No.13375516 Report

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>>13370855
dude, gardevoir has always been my bro because when I first played ruby thought ralts was a little kid and I expected to become a literal bro

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