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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 05:41:07 No.13375935 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13376071 >>13376128 >>13376170 >>13376184 >>13376214 >>13376323 >>13379828 >>13380997 >>13394050 >>13394929

>The touch screen portion is taken up entirely by Tyranitar's crotch

It's like Nintendo knows exactly what I intend to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 05:51:35 No.13376046 Report

Quoted By: >>13376128

So many crotches to scratch.

I don't know who to pick first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 05:54:33 No.13376071 Report

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>>13375935
that's some kh3d in muh pokémon, before it was pokémon in mun kh3d

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 05:59:20 No.13376128 Report

Quoted By: >>13376700

>>13375935
>>13376046
you guys disgust me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:02:19 No.13376170 Report

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>>13375935
>Can play with them at any time
>Must do it over and over again
>Who knows what will happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:03:04 No.13376184 Report

Quoted By: >>13376220

>>13375935
>Wailord

Both screens.. Nothing but blue.
"Uhh.. Just what am I rubbing?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:04:50 No.13376214 Report

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>>13375935
>you're petting your mewtwo
>you're slowly going lower and lower
>suddenly your pen lifts up into the air and jams itself in your eye

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:05:18 No.13376220 Report

Quoted By: >>13376230

>>13376184
>Joltik
>Tiny yellow dot on bottom screen
>When you tap it with the stylus it goes splat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:06:25 No.13376230 Report

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>>13376220
Lewd

He's 4" big

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:15:21 No.13376323 Report

Quoted By: >>13376351

>>13375935
Be a furry faggot piece of shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:18:31 No.13376351 Report

Quoted By: >>13376373 >>13376385

>>13376323
Sorry your dad molested you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:20:49 No.13376373 Report

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>>13376351
That doesn't even make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:21:41 No.13376381 Report

Quoted By: >>13376398 >>13376406 >>13376527

>>13376373
It would make sense of your bizarre irrational hatred of a fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:22:17 No.13376385 Report

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>>13376351

It's alright, not your fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:23:17 No.13376398 Report

Quoted By: >>13376429 >>13376638 >>13380987

>>13376381

>Wanting to fuck a Pokemon
>Normal in your own autist world

Nah, dude. Nah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:23:44 No.13376406 Report

Quoted By: >>13376429

>>13376381
>thinking people hate furries because of their fetish and not because of their obnoxious attitudes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:25:58 No.13376429 Report

Quoted By: >>13376451 >>13376458 >>13382006

>>13376398
I didn't even say the word normal period, nevermind claim that wanting to fuck a Pokemon is normal. And either way, playing Pokemon at your age isn't "normal" either.

>>13376406
I'd say it's considerably more obnoxious to go out of your way to shitpost, but whatever. I'm sure you'll look for whatever excuse you can to spout "See, this is why people hate furries!" or something along those lines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:27:57 No.13376451 Report

Quoted By: >>13376479

>>13376429
>I'd say it's considerably more obnoxious to go out of your way to shitpost, but whatever.

I don't shitpost about furries. I ignore and report.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:28:32 No.13376458 Report

Quoted By: >>13376479

>>13376429

Kill yourself, autist. This entire thread is a shitpost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:30:30 No.13376479 Report

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>>13376451
Look at all that ignoring you're doing. You ignored me so hard you did a complete reversal and responded to me.

>>13376458
Take your pills and calm down kid. This thread isn't out to molest you. Relax.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:33:18 No.13376507 Report

Quoted By: >>13389789

>wanting to fuck humans instead of pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:35:59 No.13376527 Report

Quoted By: >>13376558 >>13376595 >>13376702

>>13376381
>has a bizarre and irrational fetish
>thinks someone's disdain for it is bizarre and irrational
got a good chuckle from that remark

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:39:19 No.13376558 Report

Quoted By: >>13376577

>>13376527
>someone's

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:40:50 No.13376577 Report

Quoted By: >>13376652

>>13376558
That's proper Grammar. Its being used as a possessive adjective here, not a contraction.
>Do you even English, son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:43:17 No.13376595 Report

Quoted By: >>13376666

>>13376527
If it was 1950 I might be concerned about what the neighbors think of my fetishes. Fapping to furry is pretty awesome though, so I'm gonna stick with it, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:45:40 No.13376621 Report

Quoted By: >>13376648

I am just now imagining doing this with Gardevoir/Lopunny/other waifumons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:47:04 No.13376638 Report

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>>13376398
>2013
>Not wanting to scratch some Pokecrotch

I'll bet you leave only a little bit of coffee in the coffee pot so the next person who wants some gets a tiny amount.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:47:56 No.13376648 Report

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>>13376621
And now I am too. Fuck, I did not need this boner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:48:23 No.13376652 Report

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>>13376577
>capitalising grammar
Can you not grasp proper nouns or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:49:16 No.13376666 Report

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>>13376595
I never understood why people care what their neighbors think of them. I blast Daft Punk all day, every day with windows opened, and like, what, who doesn't like Daft Punk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:51:04 No.13376680 Report

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>>13376666
I wouldn't care about your taste so much as I'd be fucking annoyed that you're doing that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:51:32 No.13376682 Report

Quoted By: >>13376710

>>13376666
No you don't. You probably wear headphones for everything because you don't want anybody to know your tastes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:52:16 No.13376693 Report

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>>13376666

How're the fines for noise disturbance doing you?

Nintendo Game Master !!LV7GO76Bw9u

Nintendo Game Master !!LV7GO76Bw9u Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:52:59 No.13376700 Report

Quoted By: >>13379790 >>13394974

>>13376128
>>>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:53:21 No.13376702 Report

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>>13376527

Not the best choice of pic, considering how many aliens she's fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:53:37 No.13376705 Report

Quoted By: >>13376713

>>13376666
I wouldn't do that because one, why would you need music to be that loud, and two it's just rude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:53:42 No.13376706 Report

Quoted By: >>13376713

>>13376666
>>13376666
Daft Punk confirmed to be the devil's music

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:53:52 No.13376708 Report

Quoted By: >>13376713

>>13376666
confirmed for 12 year olf who shit himself at teh idea of saying hello to his mailman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:54:27 No.13376710 Report

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>>13376682
Not that guy but guilty as charged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 06:54:49 No.13376713 Report

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>>13376708
>>13376706
>>13376705
I'm pretty sure he was trying to make some shitty metaphor about how making a vague furry thread is similar to playing loud music somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 15:02:34 No.13379780 Report

Quoted By: >>13394866

You guys do know you can fap to furry porn without being a furry, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 15:03:59 No.13379790 Report

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>>13376700
>Tripfags
>>>/lgbt/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 15:05:28 No.13379801 Report

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>Furfaggots
Get the fuck out
>>>/v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 15:08:26 No.13379828 Report

Quoted By: >>13380985

>>13375935
>It's like Nintendo knows exactly what I intend to do.

Pat it's crotch because you're a fucking loser with only you're fedora and hordes of poorly drawn pokeporn to keep you company?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:00:33 No.13380946 Report

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>all this normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:03:17 No.13380985 Report

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>>13379828
>being this pissed off at life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:03:29 No.13380987 Report

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>>13376398
You came to 4chan for normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:04:09 No.13380997 Report

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>>13375935
>you will need 10 3ds's to play with your wailord

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:37:07 No.13381627 Report

Quoted By: >>13385588

>touching machoke
>mfw
Please god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:40:06 No.13381672 Report

Quoted By: >>13381912 >>13382116

Not even kidding, I'm running home as soon as I get the game. Locking my door, closing the blinds and start fingering my scolipede as hard as I fucking can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:44:49 No.13381754 Report

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>Touching Noivern.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:46:55 No.13381797 Report

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''Aaahh, that's the spot. Rub my belly harder''

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:53:54 No.13381912 Report

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>>13381672
Well first you gotta actually catch a Scolipede.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 17:59:34 No.13382006 Report

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>>13376429
Lel b8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:03:11 No.13382055 Report

Quoted By: >>13382068

Please tell me that people aren't calling T-tar furbait.....

FURbait should actually have, idk, FUR!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:03:54 No.13382068 Report

Quoted By: >>13382122

>>13382055
Scalies.

They're a subspecies of furries, much like Ponyfags are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:06:50 No.13382116 Report

Quoted By: >>13382286 >>13382324

>>13381672
Not even kidding, I'm running home as soon as I get the game. Locking my door, closing the blinds, killing myself, and starting fingering my scolipede as hard as I fucking can in furfaggot heaven.

FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:07:10 No.13382122 Report

Quoted By: >>13382148

>>13382068
Yeah no, furries and ponies detest each other much like how furries detest sonicfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:08:40 No.13382148 Report

Quoted By: >>13382191

>>13382122
It's funny, because they're the SAME FUCKING THING.

It's just that while furries will fuck any cartoon animal, bronies only want underage horse pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:11:54 No.13382191 Report

Quoted By: >>13382260

>>13382148
>same thing
>shows that they're different

lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:16:53 No.13382260 Report

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>>13382191
That's like saying that people who only like toes or ankles aren't foot fetishists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:18:12 No.13382286 Report

Quoted By: >>13394987

>>13382116
Don't you have a frat party to be at or something, buddy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 18:20:26 No.13382324 Report

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>>13382116
>furfaggot heaven
Theres only furfaggot hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 21:07:02 No.13384937 Report

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>/vp/ suddenly hates the idea of fucking a Gardevoir

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 21:48:59 No.13385588 Report

Quoted By: >>13389746 >>13392950

>>13381627

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:49:09 No.13389746 Report

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>>13385588
Nice tastes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:52:14 No.13389789 Report

Quoted By: >>13389799 >>13394015

>>13376507
>wanting to fuck either instead of monster girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:53:02 No.13389799 Report

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>>13389789
>girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 09:04:33 No.13392950 Report

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>>13385588
10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:34:41 No.13394000 Report

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>all of the children who will be using Amie without having any idea in the world what other people use it for
>you will never be innocent again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:38:20 No.13394015 Report

Quoted By: >>13394045 >>13394086 >>13394977

>>13389789
>"monster girls"
>really just humans plastered with random monster related doodads, complete with human face and hair
>implying they aren't just a compromise for closet furries in denial

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:42:34 No.13394045 Report

Quoted By: >>13394058

>>13394015
>trying to see furries where there aren't any

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:43:12 No.13394050 Report

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>>13375935
>Treat them badly, and they may show their displeasure!

I bet GF will implement and anti-molestation mechanism, maybe forcing the hand to go away from naughty bits or making heavy petting result in bad behavior.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:44:18 No.13394056 Report

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>YFW you simply turn the 3DS upside down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:44:46 No.13394058 Report

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>>13394045
You're so deep in that closet that you must be in Narnia already

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:44:57 No.13394059 Report

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I just hate furries and pokephiles because they're two of the few weird internet fetishes that I don't have and they allow me to take the moral highground

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:45:30 No.13394064 Report

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>yfw touching a pokemon's crotch for too long bricks the game and 3DS, leaving both unplayable
>when you try to start up the 3DS all you get it a error message saying you're a dirty pervert

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:48:58 No.13394086 Report

Quoted By: >>13394118 >>13394122

>>13394015
Is it still fashionable to hate on furries? What did those gentle perverts ever do to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:50:49 No.13394103 Report

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqCv_1kGzM

Video related so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:52:07 No.13394118 Report

Quoted By: >>13394132

>>13394086
That's a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:52:26 No.13394122 Report

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>>13394086
I don't hate furry porn, just people who are insecure in their sexuality and deny their attraction to furries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 13:53:26 No.13394132 Report

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>>13394118
Well spotted.

Gippo Dudee

Gippo Dudee Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:08:05 No.13394832 Report

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>>13376666
>6666
>quads
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:11:23 No.13394866 Report

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>>13379780

You guys do know you can get fucked up the ass and fill your mouths with cock without being a faggot, right?

uguu !uuuuuuuux.

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uguu !uuuuuuuux. Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:18:51 No.13394929 Report

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>>13375935
Well, looks like they know their fanbase... :3c

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:18:51 No.13394931 Report

Quoted By: >>13395034

what i got from this thread is "its ok to fuck animals even if they cant consent"

Nintendo cock mastr

Nintendo cock mastr Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:24:12 No.13394974 Report

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>>13376700
hey look its nintendo gay master

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:24:34 No.13394977 Report

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>>13394015
>furries
>just people with fur and tails plastered on
>closest non furries in reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:25:32 No.13394987 Report

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>>13382286
don't you have a fur fat party to be at or something. buddy?

uguu !uuuuuuuux.

uguu !uuuuuuuux. Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:32:04 No.13395034 Report

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>>13394931
I believe it's canon that Pokemon are sentient, self-aware and fairly intelligent creatures. You'd expect them to be able to consent.

And if not, who cares? ~ :3c

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