Why is Pokémon always pandering to 12 years olds and autists? We have a beret, a fedora, a trenchcoat and a falcon Pokémon and then this megabullshit. What's next? An edgy dark bird so autists could like it?
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>>13384497 >beagle fag detected Anonymous
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agreed
>>13383414 >last attempt filled with just plain sad samefagging Didn't work last time, eh?
Hey, why don't you make another "nexgenner are fag" thread?
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Have you ever been so anally devastated by a single Pokemon that 14 years after it came out you need three separate threads to express your anger?
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>>13384557 >>13384564 I'm not that guy, altrough i agree with his opinion on smeargle and dogs.
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>>13384557 wtf that's my thread
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>>13384471 There is no pokemon with a trenchcoat thus far. If you think there is then I feel sorry for the devastation your ass must be feeling for you to assume that there is.
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>>13384612 Pangoro is the trenchcoat Pokémon. Look at that belly and that coat and that stupid leaf on its mouth, it's clearly an autist stereotype Pokémon.
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>>13384692 But it's not a trenchcoat you imbecile.
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>>13384727 Yes, it is, only trenchcoats are that way.
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Are...do...falcons?
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>>13384815 Only autists like birds.
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>>13384815 Tell me, how many falconers with a social life have you met?
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>>13384815 Everyone that i met who likes birds is autistic, specially some guy who has birds and talks about birds and has shitkrow as his favorite.
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>>13384756 >a dress >the same as a trenchcoat Anonymous
>>13384739 You sick uncultured fuck.
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>>13384815 >birds >not autistic Anonymous
>>13384826 Cool people like owls.
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Pangoro is not wearing a fucking trench coat. In this pic they are wearing trench coats.
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>>13384858 This guy is wearing a trenchcoat.
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i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13384870 it's an unbuttoned school jacket you baka gaijin pleb
it's a fucking bancho pokemon not an autist pokemon
the autist pokemon is honchkrow
and keldeo
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>>13384870 >not being able to recognize a typical japanse school uniform Nigga, you serious?
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>>13384835 None, admittedly and I know several falconers, but falconry isn't something people just casually do. That shit takes a lot of time. I think falcons are interesting animals but I would never want to be a falconer.
>>13384826 See, most autistic people I know hate birds. They're too flighty and it makes them uncomfortable. Or they just don't like them. Generalizations.
I'm looking forward to Talonflame, provided he's better than Unfezant/Pidgeot.
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>>13384905 >>13384908 Weeaboos
>>13384905 List of autist Pokémon:
Pigeon
Smeargle
Farfetch'd
Shuckle
Dunsparce
Magikarp
Honchkrow
Staraptor
Pangoro
Talonflame
Torkoal
Lucario
Weavile
Lopunny
Gardevoir
Arcanine
Houndoom
Noctowl
Togekiss
Pelipper
Swellow
Fearow
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>>13384909 All bird likers i know are autists.
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>>13384909 Once i met a guy with a toucan and i was like "Hahaha wtf" and all his friends including him were blushing beret nerds. The bird fanbase is as autistic as the Zoo Tycoon and Spongbob fanbases, deal with it.
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13384955 >calling someone a weeaboo >on a board dedicated to a japanese monster collecting game i shigerus digerus
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Where are the mods on /vp/? Are they fucking thumbing themself's in ass the whole first page on /vp/ is genwars ad b8 shit.
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>>13384909 I hate birds more than anything else but i go to parties and have friends. If my offspring ever get something like a bird plushor a parakeet i'd burn it imediately.
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13384981 I used to have an old grumpy parrot and he was pretty normal
most people thought he was interesting but on the other hand I never took him outside to show off like some autist
just a housepet
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>>13384998 Competitive Pokémon is American, the Pokémon games and anime are weeaboo kawaii inu bullshit.
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>>13385024 Wow another autist.
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13385037 Competitive pokemon is about the most Japanese thing there is
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13385052 for having a parrot as a kid?
grow up, plenty of people have/had a parrot
it's a fairly common pet sold in every pet store
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>>13385057 Smogon doesn't says so.
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>>13385024 My stepdad had one too. It was actually pretty cool, it learned my name on its own and was always friendly, but I was terrified of it.
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>>13384855 It's a fucking trenchcoat
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>>13385068 Yes and no. For liking and possessing birds. If you like birds or own a bird you must kill yourself, you edgy autist.
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13385071 smogon doesn't make the rules
the japanese spamming minimize blissey on wifi make the rules
smogon =/= official by any means
americans have their own autistic set of rules and all it 'real' pokemon
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13385092 I'm not edgy by any means
in fact I'm very mild and kind of boring
no I don't own a bird, they poop everywhere and bite you
but yes, I did have one and it was about as normal as you can get
how's middle school?
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>>13385102 Smogon is the best Pokémon site there is and isnt autistic. Using weak Pokémon because you like them is autistic.
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>>13385118 You are a tripfag and you like birds, that's edgy as fuck.
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13385120 I don't use weak pokemon
I use sand veil brightpowder garchomp and moody bibarel
smogon is the worst site because they try to force their fake metagame on everyone
protip: being good on a simulator has nothing to do with being good at pokemon
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13385130 I don't even like birds
I'm just saying some are fairly normal pets normal people have
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>>13385078 trenchcoats open at the front, that does not.
its a dress
faget
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>>13385138 Bibarel is weak, though.
>>13385146 >I don't even like birds >had a parrot Also, drop the trip, it makes youlook like an attention whore.
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>>13385178 >drop the trip nope
moody bibarel is broken as all fuck
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>>13385138 Smogon doesn't "force" anything on anybody. The competitive community has just adopted their rules because most competitive players think they improve the metagame. I used to feel the same way, and then I played on non-Smogon rules servers for a while back in Gen III, and it was exactly the same shit, over and over. Some Pokemon were obviously broken, and you had a choice between using them or winning. Tiers actually improve metagame diversity.
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>>13385120 >Using something you like is bad >Using something only to win and stroke my ego is good! Smogon logic, VGC master race reporting in
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>>13385172 Do you not realize what Beheeyem is based off of?
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>>13384471 GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13385196 each tier has maybe 20 viable pokemon
everything else is shit in that tier
it's the same as real pokemon battling, just split into different levels of the same shit
the 'smogon competitive community' is a minority compared to actual pokemon players
you're part of a niche crowd and while that's not a bad thing it certainly doesn't make the leaders of your niche good at actual pokemon
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>>13385138 using objectively broken shit like moody and evasion buffs to win is way more of a red flag to not being good than participating in a "fake metagame". competitive pokemon communities ban easy win mechanics like those to ensure that skill alone is the deciding factor of a match's outcome.
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>>13385205 to be fair vgc is all about using what's good
heatran, terrakion, and cresselia everywhere
i am the cactus !xi8/JKFwzo
>>13385264 using broken mechanics and broken pokemon is actual pokemon
skill has little to do with it, only exploiting what you can
it's always been this way and always will be
shit, the pokemon world champ is a spore spammer
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>>13385236 I wasn't saying that Smogon's best were necessarily the best at Pokemon. And even outside of Smogon, most Showdown servers use their tier system, or at least a derivation of it. And I don't see the bad thing with having tiers with 20 viable Pokemon each as compared to having no tiers with only 20 viable Pokemon.
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>>13385298 those rules still only apply when using simulators
I wouldn't mind tiers if the 'tier rule' was the only new enforced one
shit like sleep clause and moody clause and evasion clause do nothing to make people good at real pokemon
if I play on a simulator I want to do it to kick tons of ass in wifi on the actual game
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>>13385277 but if you use broken shit you're not good because it's fucking broken. if you're using an OBJECTIVELY overpowered pokemon (common ubers, blaziken, etc.) in singles against someone who uses weaker pokemon (smogon's OU/UU) then how does that make you good at pokemon? you're bringing a gun to a knife fight.
sure, everyone can just use the broken pokemon, but part of the whole tiering concept is the ability to use pokemon you like in an environment that better suits them. if your favorite is magmortar and there's a bunch of kyogre/reshiram/etc running around, would you be happy? i'd be pissed.
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>>13385424 it's not about what we like or not
I use what I like with friends
I use what is objectively better in wifi, where it matters
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B-but I like Smeargle.
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>>13385424 Any decent competitive Pokemon player will tell you that team building is just as much a factor in winning as the actual match and team building is definitely something you can be bad at.
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What the hell else was a crow supposed to evolve into? They made it "silly and cartoony" evil instead of "edgy and maturr" evil
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Why is Smeagle childish? It's an artistic dog. It doesn't mean anything.
