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>>13386669
yeah but this better not be a trick for you can fuck my ass again last time you way to rough but you did give me a good blowjob after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:04:45 No.13386823 Report

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No Tyranitar, you know the only one I let sleep with me is Gardevoir.

You can sleep in the Luxury Ball though, if you want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:06:10 No.13386850 Report

Quoted By: >>13386865 >>13386908

>>13386735

That's alright, I sleep on Bedrock anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:07:07 No.13386865 Report

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>>13386850
Fucking Dammit, Carlos!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:07:13 No.13386867 Report

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GOD DA-PFFT, PFFFFFFT! DAMNIT TYRANITAR! I TOLD TOU NOT T-PFFT! TO COME IN HERE. THERE IS FUC-PFFFFFFFT! FUCKING SAND EVERYWHERE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:10:05 No.13386908 Report

Quoted By: >>13386927 >>13386979 >>13387263

>>13386850

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:10:32 No.13386915 Report

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>implying I wouldn't let my top sis, and my second bro both sleep in bed.

Typhlosion and electabuzz
2cuddly4me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:11:31 No.13386927 Report

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>>13386908

never again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:11:42 No.13386931 Report

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you know the deal tyranitar turnaround get on your hands and knees and get ready for some deep rimming

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:13:40 No.13386962 Report

Quoted By: >>13386976 >>13387057 >>13387093 >>13387314

Master I had a bad dream too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:14:39 No.13386976 Report

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>>13386962
You're not even one of my pokemon.

Get out before you meet a Night Slash from Bisharp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:14:53 No.13386979 Report

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>>13386908
Is that 9fag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:15:59 No.13386994 Report

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>>13386669
HOLY SHIT, A TALKING TYRANITAR!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:19:55 No.13387041 Report

Quoted By: >>13387122 >>13389273 >>13389594

Why does everyone on /vp/ seem to want to fuck Tyranitar so badly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:21:08 No.13387057 Report

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MASTER, MAY I HAVE PERMISSION TO SLEEP WITH YOU? I HAD A BAD DREAM. I THINK THE JEWS ARE AFTER ME AGA-

>>13386962
OH NOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:23:06 No.13387093 Report

Quoted By: >>13387128

>>13386962
you just had to post him didn't you i had a dream of him raping me a few days ago. and i'm a guy to

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:25:14 No.13387122 Report

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>>13387041
>to fuck
>not to be fucked by

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:25:40 No.13387128 Report

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>>13387093
>he thinks that was a dream

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:29:01 No.13387189 Report

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>>13387057
THERE SHALL BE NO JEWS HERE MY BROTHER.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:30:19 No.13387215 Report

Quoted By: >>13387261

>>13386799
More like a sand job

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:32:37 No.13387261 Report

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>>13387215
CAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOS!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:32:51 No.13387263 Report

Quoted By: >>13388226 >>13388587

>>13386908
>funnyjunk

get the fuck out. right now

Faggot !GaybOYmIqU

Faggot !GaybOYmIqU Mon 12 Aug 2013 23:36:14 No.13387314 Report

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>>13386962
Don't you have insomnia?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 00:38:34 No.13388162 Report

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>>13387314

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 00:41:45 No.13388190 Report

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massuh i hadda bad dream, canna sleep wit you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 00:44:52 No.13388226 Report

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>>13387263
>knowing its from funnyjunk

top lal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 00:50:51 No.13388311 Report

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>tfw no qt Tyranitar to cuddle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 00:54:16 No.13388363 Report

Quoted By: >>13388446

M-master i had that dream w-where i was fighting with Machamp-kun, c-can i sleep with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 00:59:58 No.13388446 Report

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>>13388363
You're flying, faggot! You should've whooped his ass. No you can't sleep with me.

Unless you want to pay. Somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 01:10:21 No.13388587 Report

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>>13387263
Y-you too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 01:13:51 No.13388623 Report

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It's going to be okay Tyranitar.
Just come here poor thing.

Ninetales

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Ninetales Tue 13 Aug 2013 01:26:19 No.13388744 Report

Quoted By: >>13389230 >>13390207

>>13386669
Pic related, how I'd handle it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 01:26:35 No.13388746 Report

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You're not going to fit on my bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 01:43:56 No.13388933 Report

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No Tyrannitar the last time that happened, I got sand/bug types in my ass and penis. Besides, Banette is here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:05:39 No.13389142 Report

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>>13388226
He probably knows because he reverse searched to try and find the source. Which would make it even more pathetic, since he would've liked it enough to search for source but disowned it as soon as he saw a website he didn't like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:14:23 No.13389230 Report

Quoted By: >>13389412

>>13388744
>Giving your pokemon empty threats

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:17:43 No.13389273 Report

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>>13387041
Because Tyranitar is a surprising MILF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:20:56 No.13389329 Report

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ZZZ...

Ninetales

Ninetales Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:27:09 No.13389412 Report

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>>13389230
>>implying I wouldn't find someone to use hypnosis on him and give him nightmare after nightmare until I he got my point it's not cool to do to people or other Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:29:15 No.13389437 Report

Quoted By: >>13389450 >>13389459

MASTER, MY NIGHTLY SIMULATIONS HAVE BECOME CORRUPTED. MAY I REBOOT IN YOUR BED TONIGHT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:29:59 No.13389450 Report

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>>13389437
But Golurk is a golem, not a robot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:30:32 No.13389459 Report

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>>13389437
Denied, Superman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:37:48 No.13389569 Report

Quoted By: >>13389883

MASTER, I DON'T FIT IN MY BEDROOM.
CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:39:23 No.13389594 Report

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>>13387041
I dunno. The majority of /vp/ seems to have at least one pokemon that they would stick their dick inside.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:42:14 No.13389633 Report

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>>13386867
9/10 made me chuckle

!BLaZerPcEw

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!BLaZerPcEw Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:48:20 No.13389735 Report

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Master, I'm a bad dream can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 02:59:21 No.13389883 Report

Quoted By: >>13389974 >>13390429

>>13389569
What kind of trainer sleeps in a room big enough for a wailord and makes their wailord sleep in a smaller room?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 03:07:51 No.13389974 Report

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>>13389883
A trainer who needs an excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 03:12:08 No.13390036 Report

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>>13389412
But ghosts don't need to sleep. What else is he supposed to do all night but bug others and invade their dreams?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 03:28:24 No.13390207 Report

Quoted By: >>13390358

>>13388744
Why does this image make me feel warm inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 03:43:47 No.13390358 Report

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>>13390207
>your typhlosion will never be scared and crawl into bed with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 03:50:41 No.13390429 Report

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>>13389883
>Move to new house
>"I CALL DIBS ON THIS ROOM!"
>"B-but master, don't you think..."
>"NO FIRST COME FIRST SERVE HAHA TOO SLOW FAGGOT."

and that's how Wailord ended up sleeping in the closet under the stairs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 04:17:31 No.13390884 Report

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>>13389735
yes

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