What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Unova region, and I’ve been involved in numerous world tournaments in Driftveil City, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in all types of pokemon and I’m the top Yanmega user in the entire Pokemon League. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Weaviles across the region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Caterpie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your win record. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my HM whore. Not only am I extensively trained in using Baton Pass, but I have access to the entire collection of plates for Arceus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the leaderboards, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking beat, kiddo.
