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Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:13:02 No.13410757 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13410799 >>13410874 >>13411239 >>13411363 >>13415136

On the left you have an outdated Water-type legendary. On the right you have a marvel of modern Pokemon design. Also a Water-type legendary. We should have gotten Keldeo as a Version mascot, don't you agree?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:16:38 No.13410799 Report

Quoted By: >>13410812

>>13410757
And its counterpart would be???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:16:50 No.13410803 Report

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I would love Keldeo as a version mascot. It would divide /vp/ more than the Mega Digievolution thing. And of course there would be people defending GF no matter what they do and calling everyone mad a genwnner

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:17:57 No.13410812 Report

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>>13410799
It would be the version mascot of the third game. Just like Suicune was the Version Mascot of Crystal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:19:54 No.13410836 Report

Quoted By: >>13410876 >>13410909 >>13410932 >>13410933 >>13411029 >>13411125 >>13411210 >>13412001

>Brony shit
>Dildo horn
>Neck too small to support head that's way too big for body
>Body is shaped with sexualised curvature in ass section (see: brony shit)
>Stupid hair
>Ugly ass infantile colour scheme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:21:14 No.13410853 Report

Quoted By: >>13410921 >>13411017 >>13415163

How to fix Keldeo in 4 easy steps:

1. Erase forever than shitstain of a regular forme
2. Put the current, slighlty more bearable Resolute forme play the Regular Forme role
3. Delete Resolute forme, stop with the uncessary formes, fucking Gamefreak
4. Make Keldeo into a sick-ass full-grown stallion with a fabulous mane ans shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:21:49 No.13410874 Report

Quoted By: >>13413270

>>13410757
I like Keldeo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:21:58 No.13410876 Report

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>>13410836
Did you read the filename? Yes, I was pointing out that Game Freak's design standars have gone to shit and that /vp/ loves that because it is furry and pony pandering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:23:04 No.13410889 Report

Quoted By: >>13410926 >>13410946

Suicune is 10 times than dragon dildo horn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:24:23 No.13410909 Report

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>>13410836
>Body is shaped with sexualised curvature in ass section (see: brony shit)
>sexualised curvature
Cannot unsee. Fap tiem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:25:10 No.13410921 Report

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>>13410853
See this, the original Unicorn/Pony Pokemon. Gen I and shit. The way we fix Keldeo is by never designing him and by not pandering to furries. Lucario and Zoroark are a clear show of this. Giving Mawile of all Pokemon a Megaform is also open waifu pandering. Just wait until Gardevoir has a megaform and this board will explode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:25:24 No.13410926 Report

Quoted By: >>13410977 >>13413201 >>13415300

>>13410889
Most things are better than Keldeo.

In fact, scratch that, I'd erase the whole Swords of Faggotry trio if I could. kami trio is enough as a minor trio.
Therians are great, and only bad Incarnate forme is Landorus's

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:25:50 No.13410932 Report

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>>13410836
>sexualized curvature
If you think that Keldeo is sexy, you may as well be a brony

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:25:51 No.13410933 Report

Quoted By: >>13410981

>>13410836
Have you ever seen a horse? I guess you think all horses are sexually curved?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:27:22 No.13410946 Report

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>>13410889
I think that's the main point of OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:29:32 No.13410977 Report

Quoted By: >>13411058

>>13410926
All alternate "Formes" are terrible (Except maybe Giratina's, but even that one is unnecessary). Pokemon has alternate forms, Megadigievolutions and Fusions.... It's ripping Digimon off and focusing on useless gimmicks. That detracts from other aspects of the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:29:45 No.13410981 Report

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>>13410933
>Have you ever seen a horse? I guess you think all horses are sexually curved?
They are. Specially the mares.
And if you happen to fuck a mare once, she'll ask for more the next time she saw you, to the point of annoyance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:31:59 No.13411005 Report

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Suicune is incomparable in terms of design.
It's heavenly with that fabulous hair of it's.
Also that fuck of Jewel on it's head. That shit is cash. Fuck dickheads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:33:33 No.13411017 Report

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>>13410853
Correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:34:36 No.13411029 Report

Quoted By: >>13411244

>>13410836

>brony shit
>came out before bronies were a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:36:53 No.13411058 Report

Quoted By: >>13411142

>>13410977

>Digimon invented transformations and fusions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:39:05 No.13411083 Report

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Fuck no. And I think Suicune is better designed than Keldeo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:42:52 No.13411125 Report

Quoted By: >>13411145 >>13411148 >>13412001

>>13410836
Don't compare glorious Keldeo to those MLP shit ponies. I do agree he looks cartoony as fuck compared to Suicune though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:44:15 No.13411142 Report

Quoted By: >>13411340

>>13411058
Of course.. use imblygyn because you can't refute the broader criticism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:44:28 No.13411145 Report

Quoted By: >>13412001

>>13411125
>Don't compare glorious Keldeo to those MLP shit ponies.
It's inevitable.
>>>/mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:44:48 No.13411148 Report

Quoted By: >>13411297

>>13411125
He does look a lot like those ponies.

Well, it's more accurate to say the contrrary

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:49:27 No.13411210 Report

Quoted By: >>13411226

>>13410836
>Body is shaped with sexualised curvature in ass section (see: brony shit)
We have an horse fucker in denial right here, there is nothing sexual about Keldeo ass section.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:51:15 No.13411226 Report

Quoted By: >>13411243 >>13411463

>>13411210
If it's sexual to him, then you can't deny him that...
I had to focus really hard to notice it, but he noticed it immediately. Just proves that Game Freak designed that thing to appeal to him and his crowd. (bronies, furries and waifu seekers)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:52:32 No.13411239 Report

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>>13410757
It's like they've got Ohmura designing the pokemon as well. That's what the problem is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:53:04 No.13411243 Report

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>>13411226
>2013
>Still not having a wonderful Fluttershy or Gardevoir waifu
I feel sorry for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:53:11 No.13411244 Report

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>>13411029
This

That MLP didn't come out until like December 2011

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 20:59:08 No.13411297 Report

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>>13411148
If anything, as keldeo was created before MLP:FIM aired, Ponies look a lot like Keldeo.
However, /vp/ doesnt know the word coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:02:06 No.13411340 Report

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>>13411142
You really don't know much before digimon and pokemon do you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:03:44 No.13411363 Report

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>>13410757
B-b-but met-tagame and ur a genwunner!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:10:56 No.13411463 Report

Quoted By: >>13411486 >>13411494

>>13411226

How the fuck can GF design something to appeal to a crowd that didn't even exist when they designed it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:12:42 No.13411486 Report

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>>13411463
You idiot.
It's obvious that GF can see into the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:13:15 No.13411494 Report

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>>13411463
Appeals to furries.... basically the same as bronies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:14:12 No.13411505 Report

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suicune is so much better its not even funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:15:20 No.13411521 Report

Quoted By: >>13411684

The guy who designed keldeo and the rest of the musketeers should fucking do the world a favor and kill himself.
Fuck. Who the fuck greenlighted such terrible fucking designs.
I loved everything about gen 5 except the shitty fucking legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:27:59 No.13411684 Report

Quoted By: >>13411730

>>13411521

>wanting ken sugimori to kill himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:32:23 No.13411730 Report

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>>13411684
>Implying Ken Sugimori creates all designs

He draws them, but BW had 17 people creating pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:35:32 No.13411765 Report

Quoted By: >>13411775 >>13411953

Nobody here even likes Keldeo not ironically. There are shitty Pokemon every gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:36:08 No.13411775 Report

Quoted By: >>13411817 >>13411839

>>13411765

I like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:38:49 No.13411817 Report

Quoted By: >>13411962

>>13411775
No you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:40:33 No.13411839 Report

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>>13411775
Stop lying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:50:12 No.13411953 Report

Quoted By: >>13411978 >>13411990 >>13412021

>>13411765
I quite like it. Not my favourite but I still like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:50:47 No.13411962 Report

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>>13411817
I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:52:20 No.13411978 Report

Quoted By: >>13412096

>>13411953
>>>/mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:53:25 No.13411990 Report

Quoted By: >>13412016

>>13411953
I bet you like emboar too, you piece of shit

Slendro

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Slendro Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:54:57 No.13412001 Report

Quoted By: >>13412077

>>13410836
>>13411125
>>13411145
>MLP shit ponies
Implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:56:30 No.13412016 Report

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>>13411990
I do in fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:56:52 No.13412021 Report

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>>13411953
Who doesn't like a Fire/Fighting Pokemon? Even moreso when it's a starter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 21:59:49 No.13412077 Report

Quoted By: >>13412117

>>13412001
>two different faces
shit design

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 22:01:05 No.13412096 Report

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>>13411978
Funnily enough a friend of mine got me to watch it.
How on earth it got a following is beyond me.

Slendro

Slendro Wed 14 Aug 2013 22:02:48 No.13412117 Report

Quoted By: >>13412139

>>13412077
>shit design
also based of a Shit artist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 22:04:41 No.13412139 Report

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>>13412117
Who can't draw two different faces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 22:54:07 No.13412660 Report

Quoted By: >>13412730

isn't suicune ice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 23:00:14 No.13412730 Report

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>>13412660
gr8 b8 m8 I'd r8 it 8/8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 23:41:44 No.13413201 Report

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>>13410926
Landorus Therian is fucking AWESOME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 23:44:34 No.13413227 Report

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Suicune is really good in UU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 23:49:19 No.13413270 Report

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>>13410874
You're the cancer killing the human race

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:13:53 No.13415058 Report

Quoted By: >>13415160 >>13415183

OP here... I just wanted to convey how bullshit modern Pokemon design is. You people forgot what a legendary was supposed to look like and now just drool at whatever GF spouts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:17:22 No.13415098 Report

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I hate them both.

captcha: from hipsta

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:21:22 No.13415136 Report

Quoted By: >>13415215

>>13410757
The muskedeers are a waste of an opportunity, design-wise, Keldeo most specifically.

Them sword moves belong to better swordsman Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:23:11 No.13415160 Report

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>>13415058
they're two entirely different pokemon with entirely different things. Keldeo is supposed to look young and like a little shonen hero because he's the youngest compared to the other musketeers are you retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:23:20 No.13415163 Report

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>>13410853
How to fix Keldeo in 2 easy steps:
1. Delete its existence.
2. Shift Meloetta and Genesect down one number.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:24:57 No.13415183 Report

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>>13415058
>You people forgot what a legendary was supposed to look like
There is no supposed to look like with legendaries. Each generation brought its own selection with a different look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:27:33 No.13415215 Report

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>>13415136
>captcha: from hipsta
Agree.. The Kami trio is enough, and even then their designs are too similar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:27:33 No.13415216 Report

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I don't know why people hate Keldeo so much, I liked it right away. It's got a cute face, cute eyes, and I like it's 70's anime mane. I really don't see what the big problem is, there's lots of "cute" legendaries. I find his design pretty harmless so all the venom is weird. Does a young horse-shaped pokemon really threaten your masculinity that much?

Also anyone who thinks keldeo is "sexualized" hasn't seen what furries think of Suicune.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:36:00 No.13415300 Report

Quoted By: >>13415311

>>13410926
>liking the incarnate forms at all

They were literally so bad GF had to redesign them just to say "sorry we fucked up"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 02:36:57 No.13415311 Report

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>>13415300
I like their floating forms better.

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