Hey /vp/ it's me, Max, the awesome child celebrity and assistant of famous Pokemon researcher Professor Oak! I am so cool because my sister and her powerful and super awesome Blaziken have won 6 contests in a row, and she is now feared by EVERYONE!
My dad is the most powerful Gym Leader ever with his awesome Slaking to pummel anything that comes in it's paaaaaath. Did I mention I'm also friends with the SAVIOR of the earth and Pokemon Master Ash Ketchum and his powerful Pikachu and breeder Brock of Pewter City?

Everyone wants to be my friend because I'm related and friends to such famous and awesome and string trainers, to say the least

*fixes glasses*

So admit it, dont you ALL want to be MY friend? You do Don't you?