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HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKS, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE MIND BLOWN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! OK OK OK. SO NO ONE EVER ADDRESSES HOW BILL TURNS INTO A POKéMON IN THE FIRST GENERATION. LIKE, YOU GET TO CERULEAN CITY AND BILL HAS MASTERED THE SCIENCE OF BODY SWAPPING WITH POKéMON, *AND NO ONE EVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN!!!!* OK, SO, IN THE MYSTERY DUNGEON GAMES, YOU PLAY AS POKéMON. *THOSE ARE HIS FUCKING TEST SUBJECTS*. VOLUNTEERS, PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED HIM, RANDOM GUYS THAT WERE HIT BY ACCIDENT. BILL. FUCKING... I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW.
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nigger this is so fucking farfetched it isn't even plausible
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I wonder who the Bill will be of this generation.
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>>13426799 Seriously, my world is crumbling right now.
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Considering that even some of the weakest Pokemon can easily kick a persons ass, that sounds like a really bad idea.
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if what you just said is true, that means... finally!
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>>13426884 Yes, but he can turn into any Pokémon as well. Only he has the tech to do it at will. He becomes the Gardevoir (the one in all the cutscenes/dream sequences) and wipes their minds if they get aggressive or figure it out.
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xXTHECURIOUSONLOOKERMYSKINCRAWLSTHIRTEENYEAROLDFAGXx Fri 16 Aug 2013 03:02:48 No. 13426999 Report >>13426782 Nah, he was just in a fursuit and made up some bullshit story to cover up.
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>>13426782 Mystery Dungeon isn't canon
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>>13427074 Pokemon isn't canon
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>>13427074 That's exactly the kind of alibi he would want.
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>>13427093 epik reaction imag dood
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>>13427106 only faggots use reaction images anymore, amirite?
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>>13426999 Well deserved trips here.
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> Bill develops technology to turn into Pokemon; furfags experiment in Pokephilia >Pokephilia becomes more common as more intelligent Pokemon are discovered; governments pass it off as a minority >Bill releases invention on the market; pokemon transformation explodes into he millions, mostly due to pokephilia >Governments freak and begin banning the technology; pokephiles are enraged >war breakouts between pokephiles and normal people >pokephiles have an advantage to to normal pokemon siding with them, and the superpower shit >governments allow large tracts of land to be preserved for the pokefreaks; sort of like Australia >Whenever world is in peril the Pokephiles are too busy fucking to do anything >Human scientists use volunteers or subjects to turn into sleeper-agent Pokemon >Send into Pokemon territories and allow subconscious to lead Sleeper-soldier to cause of the problem. Pokemon Gargantia
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>>13426782 What, is this Tumblr now?
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>>13427074 It's more canon than main game
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>>13427224 Had me until Australia.
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He didn't switch with it, he fused with it like in The Fly.And then he created portable versions designed to do this. Pokémon Reburst is his fault.
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>>13426782 When we get human PokeFusions in Gen 9, we'll all look back and realise the clues were there from the very beginning.
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>>13431621 I noticed we were going to have that when he got these cool DigiTamer things to make mega ultra Pokemon.
