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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:17:19 No.13428475 View View Reply Original Report

the current lead of the last main-series game you played is going to attempt to murder you on saturday
how do you prepare/do you even need to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:19:53 No.13428499 Report

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>>13428475
move into the mountains

Charles Barkley !Wiwl7hPeio

Charles Barkley !Wiwl7hPeio Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:22:23 No.13428524 Report

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Tell him it's a hat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:23:05 No.13428532 Report

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>Flareon

I have a rifle in my sock drawer and live right next to a police station. I don't know if I'm screwed or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:25:41 No.13428564 Report

Quoted By: >>13428620

My Raichu with Thunder Wave, Slam, Flash, and Thunderbolt.
Fuck, he has been specially trained to cripple his foes before shocking them to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:27:37 No.13428584 Report

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Female Chandelure, with Captivate, Telekinesis, Hyperbeam and Overheat.

Damn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:29:47 No.13428609 Report

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I think I'm fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:30:29 No.13428620 Report

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>>13428564
Well, I guess I will be covering myself in mud and prepare mud balls. Too bad raichu is so fast ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:32:45 No.13428633 Report

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...bye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:33:35 No.13428642 Report

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uhh red except with a bunch of crapmon and hasn't progressed past the 3rd gym.

i guess a baseball bat will be fine? only thing I should be worried about is beedrill and I can handle that with bear mace

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:34:10 No.13428646 Report

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>Lilligant
Maybe sleep powder will miss. Maybe I'll wake up before she's done quiver dancing, and I can light her on fire.

I'll be very sad to do so.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 06:10:12 No.13428920 Report

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>>13428475
shave my balls, spend all friday exercising, take 3 showers, buy a butcher knife, and sleep in the basement
try to seduce her, use the butcher knife if that plan fails, there's still a chance of failure in the event that she uses psychic to twist the knife

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:06:07 No.13429219 Report

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fuckin just played fire red, just gotta set up my SR and im good m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:09:59 No.13429238 Report

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>Ampharos.

Well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:22:20 No.13429282 Report

Quoted By: >>13429288 >>13429998

Ralts...D'aaaaaaaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:24:00 No.13429288 Report

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>>13429282
What CAN I do?
I couldn't hurt her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:27:27 No.13429303 Report

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>>13429288
if it's staring you in the face with the wrath of a killer, it'll be a lot easier to kill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:33:00 No.13429331 Report

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Ferrothorn. I'd build this and camp out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:53:31 No.13429409 Report

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>>13428532
Just set up camp on a dance floor, it would be too humiliated to enter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:55:07 No.13429415 Report

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>Haxorus

Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 07:55:33 No.13429418 Report

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>gengar
well im fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:03:02 No.13429453 Report

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It all depends on whether she tries to blow my brains out or pirouette-kick the shit out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:10:23 No.13429493 Report

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>>13428920
your plan can't work because
>lel trying to seduce another species
>of course she'll use psychic you inbred

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:12:39 No.13429504 Report

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>>13428920
More like she'll use Psychic to snap your bones in half, then those pieces in half, etc, until your bones are just a fine powder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:29:49 No.13429614 Report

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>>13429409

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:38:10 No.13429653 Report

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>Raticate

Time for the ol' thermonuclear-ratcrowave trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:41:49 No.13429668 Report

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>Heatran

A shovel and some dirt should do the job.. Alternatively, learn earth bending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:51:56 No.13429728 Report

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>Lv. 75 Emboar I've been grinding the EVs on to be a bulky sweeper

I either pour buckets of water, hope for a freak earthquake or a giant bird to swoop down, or develop some sweet psychic power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:54:54 No.13429746 Report

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>>13429728
Buy a cage of canaries and throw it at him, should have the same effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:57:00 No.13429757 Report

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>>13429728
Just spray him with the hose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 09:16:21 No.13429831 Report

Quoted By: >>13429839 >>13429841

>>13429746
>>13429757
Srpay with hose, whack over the head with a cage of canaries, and I'll add in a shovel of dirt for good measure. This is easy, thanks guys.

I'm glad I wasn't leading with my Garchomp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 09:17:56 No.13429839 Report

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>>13429831
If you did, you could just chuck ice cubes at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 09:19:07 No.13429841 Report

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>>13429831
Ask if it wants some ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 09:56:54 No.13429998 Report

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>>13429282
Also ralts. Level 1.
Had I been playing Heartgold, I would have been up against Duskclops, which means I'm overfucked because they theoretically could contain a black hole. If I was playing White it'd be Shiny Technician Scizor with Bullet Punch or Scrafty, can't remember which. Either they'd bust a cap in my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 10:14:43 No.13430099 Report

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>Haxorus
gg

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 15:01:30 No.13431813 Report

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How do you hide from a ghost?

Should i sleep next to a fire?

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 17:57:27 No.13433296 Report

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>>13429331
can I stay in that tent too?

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