>>13463102Cool little fantasy story, but that's not how it works in real life.
I ruin my pokemon's EVs so that no one will even think of adopting them or stealing them. If they ever try to get away from me, I just need to wait. Once they find out they're worth less than a freshly-hatched bidoof, they crawl back pathetically to beg my forgiveness. They all understand that I'm the only one who could ever love used goods such as themselves.
