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You are Nate, the ambiguously-aged *second* hero of Unova from Aspertia City. However, everything isn't punky dory.

It's been about a decade or so since you've defeated Team Plasma and over 40 monsters of the week, you're somewhere in your late twenties and you don't look as faggy as you used to. Now with that said, your current life is more-or-less so-so, you've pretty much settled into a stand-still. Unova is dead, there's no evil, nothing needs saving, all you can do is move on with your life and keep on going because, wait for it....

You're no longer an important person in the eyes of the powers above.

Because of this, you've settled for an apartment, a job, and a family. If anything, adult life is teaching you that it's OKAY to not be a hero ALL the time, sometimes, it's just okay to sit down with the missus and watch late night crime drama.

Speaking of that, it's about 3:00 AM.

You're in the kitchen.

You're in a fetal position on top of the dining table, staring at the countertop.

Despite the fact that you know you're no longer a hero, you have a dire superiority complex.