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Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:39:57 No.13467063 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13467130 >>13467165 >>13467606 >>13472740

So you wake up and you're a ducklett. Freaking out you run into your mums room and she's a fucking Slowbro. What do you do next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:42:28 No.13467083 Report

Quoted By: >>13467191 >>13467195

Find the nearest pot and spoon, then use the pot as a helmet and the spoon as my sword and set out on a journey to reclaim the kingdom from the evil Lord Hydreigon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:47:46 No.13467130 Report

Quoted By: >>13467142 >>13467185

>>13467063
But my mum's already a work when I wake up...I have to dress myself and everything. #autisticproblems

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:49:04 No.13467142 Report

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>>13467130
But you have wings. You can't even put your own God damn clothes on!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:50:58 No.13467165 Report

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>>13467063
The only right answer is incest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:52:52 No.13467185 Report

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>>13467130
>.I have to dress myself and everything
You mean... your mother used to dress you?
What the hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:53:29 No.13467191 Report

Quoted By: >>13467512

>>13467083
So you've got your spoon and pot ready and you leave for the front door, but Slowmum comes up to you and starts saying she has your pokegear ready. But she's taking too long to talk!

do you a) water gun her and leave or b) wait for your pokegear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:53:43 No.13467193 Report

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Beat the shit out of her until she joins my Rescue team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Aug 2013 23:53:56 No.13467195 Report

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>>13467083
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:22:26 No.13467512 Report

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>>13467191
A.

But take the pokegear shit anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:30:43 No.13467606 Report

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>>13467063
experience flight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:41:16 No.13467745 Report

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>mum
kill myself

The Cancer

The Cancer Mon 19 Aug 2013 08:50:23 No.13472740 Report

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>>13467063
Get back on /vp/ for the rest of the day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 08:58:29 No.13472772 Report

Quoted By: >>13472811

>mum
>different species

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 09:05:55 No.13472811 Report

Quoted By: >>13472815

>>13472772
>what is egg group?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 09:08:19 No.13472815 Report

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>>13472811
ahahahahahahaha just HOW high do you even have to BE to not GET something like that......

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