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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:34:16 No.13467650 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13467708 >>13467786 >>13470035 >>13470133 >>13470143 >>13470222 >>13474106 >>13479521 >>13480475 >>13482763 >>13482804 >>13490073 >>13490873

you are forced to brutally rape your least favorite pokemon
how screwed are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:38:04 No.13467708 Report

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>>13467650
mitebcool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:41:09 No.13467744 Report

Quoted By: >>13467776 >>13489978

>Rape
Yeah no, this is honestly disgusting and vile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:42:03 No.13467759 Report

Quoted By: >>13474145

It could get interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:42:30 No.13467764 Report

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I don't think it has any holes for me to enter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:42:59 No.13467769 Report

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>Basculin
>Infernape

Pls no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:43:15 No.13467776 Report

Quoted By: >>13489978

>>13467744
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:43:56 No.13467786 Report

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>>13467650
Blastoise.
Fuck I'm so dead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:44:25 No.13467793 Report

Quoted By: >>13468426

>like all pokemon equally
Even in hypothetical scenarios I'll never lose my virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:44:33 No.13467794 Report

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>jynx

Not sure if want

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 00:45:53 No.13467812 Report

Quoted By: >>13468146

>having a least favorite
After favorites they just all sort of run together as average.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:13:03 No.13468146 Report

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>>13467812
I would have agreed before GenV, but damnit.
Zubat: Fuck you zubat evolves into Crobat
Bidoof: Meh, who cares.
Tentacool: Meh.
Then there is this fucker. I'm just trying to Audino grind and THIS FUCKER Pops up to ruin my day. It can be a pain to kill, and it usually takes at least 3 turns to flee from. And god forbid you want to level a pokemon with Static.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:14:08 No.13468164 Report

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>Klinklang

Looks like my dick been ripped off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:14:20 No.13468167 Report

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>Mr. Mime

Oh god

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:26:56 No.13468308 Report

Quoted By: >>13468348

rape is wrong anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:28:43 No.13468340 Report

Quoted By: >>13474145

>jynx
Eh

OP !DoIjKKL8/o

OP !DoIjKKL8/o Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:29:19 No.13468348 Report

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>>13468308
I never said it wasn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:31:57 No.13468387 Report

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>Hoppip
I'm curious as to how and why someone is forcing me to rape a turnip with a face, but at least I'll survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:33:39 No.13468426 Report

Quoted By: >>13485424

>>13467793
You have to rape all of them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:35:46 No.13468457 Report

Quoted By: >>13474145 >>13474146

>Blaziken
I'm out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 01:39:26 No.13468515 Report

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>swirlix
I'm ok with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 02:50:10 No.13469437 Report

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Stunfisk?

Uh... okay?

LEVIATHAN

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LEVIATHAN Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:34:55 No.13470035 Report

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>>13467650
Today's a good day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:36:09 No.13470056 Report

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>Snivy

Ehh. Honestly, I'd rather crawl inside my Jolteon's ass or cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:37:14 No.13470067 Report

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>Camerupt

I think my dick's gonna get burned off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:42:13 No.13470133 Report

Quoted By: >>13474111

>>13467650
>DELELELELELELELLELELE-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP
wow it'll be just like having sex with a brazilian

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:42:55 No.13470143 Report

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>>13467650
I have no idea how one would rape Lunatone/Solrock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:45:05 No.13470172 Report

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why, OP
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:46:18 No.13470190 Report

Quoted By: >>13474145

>Gardevoir
At least it's humanoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:48:34 No.13470222 Report

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>>13467650
>Ledyba
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:50:02 No.13470249 Report

Quoted By: >>13474145

Man people in this thread hate some really good Pokemon.

Anyway I don't really have a least favorite. Maybe Lickilicky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:51:39 No.13470273 Report

Quoted By: >>13474145

So Jynx?

Looks like I got the better end of the deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:53:28 No.13470301 Report

Quoted By:

>Basculin
This is not my fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 03:57:40 No.13470370 Report

Quoted By:

>Ambipom
I'm worried it'll beat the shit out of me with Double Hit and those fucking tails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 05:38:23 No.13471467 Report

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>ur mom lol
I do that all the time anyway

The Cancer

The Cancer Mon 19 Aug 2013 06:47:30 No.13472016 Report

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If mega counts mega lucario if not then that pikachu/riachu thing in gen 6. Both male because ass>pussy

Edges

Edges Mon 19 Aug 2013 13:48:03 No.13473971 Report

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>Tangela
Great.
Just fucking great.
Fuck.

Captcha: ananal paid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 13:50:16 No.13473979 Report

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Three letters: SDT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 13:54:53 No.13473991 Report

Quoted By: >>13473995 >>13474103

Three letters: SDT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 13:56:17 No.13473995 Report

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>>13473991
>not liking Garbodor
You deserve SDTs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:16:31 No.13474090 Report

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ah shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:20:01 No.13474097 Report

Quoted By: >>13474145

>Garchomp
oh god, my dick is going to be in tatters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:21:05 No.13474100 Report

Quoted By: >>13474121 >>13474128

Either this or Mr. Mime. Do I have shit taste for least favorites?

i wonder what cryogonal porn looks like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:22:02 No.13474103 Report

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>>13473991

>sdt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:22:42 No.13474106 Report

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>>13467650
>Flareon
This'll be hot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:24:11 No.13474111 Report

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>>13470133
10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:24:17 No.13474113 Report

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H-how

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:25:34 No.13474121 Report

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>>13474100

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:26:44 No.13474128 Report

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>>13474100
You will love it
it knows attract

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:29:57 No.13474145 Report

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>>13474097
>>13470190
>>13470249
>>13470273
>>13468457
>>13468340
>>13467759
At least they're sex-able

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:30:18 No.13474146 Report

Quoted By:

>>13468457

Same.

Yet ironically the the reason it's so popular is because a lot of people want to fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:35:02 No.13474178 Report

Quoted By: >>13474185

>Exeggcute
h-how do I even...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:35:48 No.13474185 Report

Quoted By: >>13478775

>>13474178
Bake them into a pie
American Pie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 14:37:05 No.13474198 Report

Quoted By:

>Stanler

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 22:07:43 No.13478538 Report

Quoted By: >>13478843

>charizard
>87% male ratio
so what's stopping me from kicking whoever's forcing me to do this in the balls?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 22:18:18 No.13478656 Report

Quoted By: >>13478775 >>13479266

Oh boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 22:29:07 No.13478775 Report

Quoted By:

>>13478656
>>13474185

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 22:35:11 No.13478823 Report

Quoted By: >>13478843

Hey OP
What if I cant get an erection?
Do we just forfeit out?

OP !G0Kdq9OVMY

OP !G0Kdq9OVMY Mon 19 Aug 2013 22:37:21 No.13478843 Report

Quoted By: >>13479273

>>13478823
>>13478538
he's holding you at gunpoint

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 23:10:19 No.13479208 Report

Quoted By:

>loppuny
Im okay with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 23:16:42 No.13479266 Report

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>>13478656

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 23:17:23 No.13479273 Report

Quoted By: >>13479322

>>13478843
Who?

OP !G0Kdq9OVMY

OP !G0Kdq9OVMY Mon 19 Aug 2013 23:20:51 No.13479322 Report

Quoted By:

>>13479273
the guy forcing you to rape your least favorite pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 23:22:21 No.13479342 Report

Quoted By:

would not skull fuck a ratata or tentacool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 23:24:38 No.13479373 Report

Quoted By: >>13480314

I don't have a least favorite Pokemon.

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2013 23:35:51 No.13479521 Report

Quoted By:

>>13467650
>ferroseed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 00:51:15 No.13480314 Report

Quoted By:

>>13479373
All of them
AT THE SAME TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 00:54:20 No.13480350 Report

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Sticking my dick in ice cream doesn't seem too bad. Thanks, GF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 00:54:25 No.13480352 Report

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>Ekans
Now that's what I call deepthroating

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 00:56:23 No.13480368 Report

Quoted By: >>13480411

>Whismur
Honestly, that weepy little shit seems traumatized enough already, but whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 01:01:19 No.13480411 Report

Quoted By: >>13480462

>>13480368
Pound is a normal-type attack anon, it doesn't activate rattled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 01:06:48 No.13480462 Report

Quoted By: >>13480485

>>13480411
>Been away for a year or so
Oh shit I missed you guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 01:08:04 No.13480475 Report

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>>13467650

gross, but i'm pretty sure i have better stats than him so at least i wont die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 01:09:11 No.13480485 Report

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>>13480462
Welcome back faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 04:42:30 No.13482763 Report

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>>13467650
I'll be fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 04:45:42 No.13482804 Report

Quoted By:

>>13467650

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 12:32:24 No.13485361 Report

Quoted By:

>Every Fairy type
>Togekiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 12:50:01 No.13485424 Report

Quoted By:

>>13468426
rape them all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 12:51:39 No.13485431 Report

Quoted By:

keldeo .. FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 20:37:16 No.13489295 Report

Quoted By:

>Toretto
Fuck yes, insects on my dick...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:18:22 No.13489757 Report

Quoted By: >>13489778 >>13489792

Eevee abhors me. Will artificial insemination suffice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:20:53 No.13489778 Report

Quoted By:

>>13489757
it's rape
it shouldn't be willing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:22:03 No.13489792 Report

Quoted By: >>13489807

>>13489757
Artificial insemination is neither brutal nor rape. It wouldn't do anything to an Eevee anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:23:33 No.13489807 Report

Quoted By: >>13489857

>>13489792
What if I wiped my semen on a large splintered piece of wood and shoved it in there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:24:34 No.13489820 Report

Quoted By:

>Audino
Well, it can take a beating, but rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:27:51 No.13489857 Report

Quoted By: >>13489878

>>13489807
Semen has nothing to do with it, Anon. Go look up the definitions of 'brutal' and 'rape', it should be pretty self-explanatory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:30:27 No.13489878 Report

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>>13489857
Oh, I thought rape was the forced penetration of anything in the vagina or ass, giving someone semen unwillingly or a combination of these two things.

I was wrong and you have corrected me, thank you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:39:03 No.13489970 Report

Quoted By: >>13489989 >>13490062

Sage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:40:08 No.13489978 Report

Quoted By: >>13490858

>>13467776
>>13467744
>>>/tumblr/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:41:48 No.13489989 Report

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>>13489970
senpai! y-your email field!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:45:29 No.13490045 Report

Quoted By: >>13490439 >>13490482

Is my dick gonna fall off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:48:00 No.13490062 Report

Quoted By:

>>13489970
> Sage
> Didn't sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:49:31 No.13490073 Report

Quoted By: >>13490155

>>13467650
>luvdisc

where?
what orifice is here to put it in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 21:58:46 No.13490155 Report

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>>13490073
The mouth, and probably a cloaca. Note that Pokemon tend not to show off their genitals/anuses, but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:00:53 No.13490182 Report

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WOOWOO
WOO WOO WOO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:22:02 No.13490439 Report

Quoted By:

>>13490045
Probably.

But hopefully you'll be numb before you're done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:26:11 No.13490482 Report

Quoted By:

>>13490045
You're going to feel it crawl up your uthera and anus and then get prostate massage
Have fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:32:49 No.13490569 Report

Quoted By: >>13490836

>Ninetales
W-Well I'm not a furry, but...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:53:43 No.13490836 Report

Quoted By: >>13490851

>>13490569
>slender, elegant body
>alluring smirk
>the experience of immeasurable time

Don't worry, I think you're gonna have a good time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:55:41 No.13490851 Report

Quoted By:

>>13490836
>disgusting furrfaggot detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:56:47 No.13490858 Report

Quoted By:

>>13489978
>You have to be from tumblr to hate rape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:58:10 No.13490873 Report

Quoted By: >>13490973

>>13467650
Furshit thread detected.
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 23:07:24 No.13490973 Report

Quoted By:

>>13490873
You're 2 days late

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 23:30:16 No.13491200 Report

Quoted By:

I hate Lucario, Furries seem to like him just fine though. I guess I'll have to put up with dildo head.

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