>>13474857He eats your soul.
>>13474858It likes you but you can't contain it so it disappears very frequently.
>>13474863It either kills you with its mega claws, or you kill it and eat the most delicious thing ever.
>>13474867Gyarados kills you.
>>13474876Arcanine doesn't kill you because it's domesticated. However, it might kill things around you.
>>13474891Beedrill kills you. Painfully.
>>13474909Blastoise ignores you unless you fuck with it, then it kills you.
>>13474911Ditto doesn't do anything because it only mimics Pokemon and there are no other Pokemon.
>>13475042He's too smart for you and you become his slave.
>>13475080Psyduck gives you a migraine headache.
No fun. Not ever.
