Hey there ya bunch of low-life trainers! Now I don't usually come around here but the general stench of decaying hopes and dreams, well, makes me feel right at home. I figure while I'm here, hey, might as well offer you guys something you can't pass up! Here's the deal: you get to choose one of these Pokemon things and bring it to life. It'll show up in your room, all ready to go and everything, and it's yours to keep! Sounds great right? Now, there's one teeny little thing... you're gonna have to make it like you. If ya can't, after two days it's gone for good and all your games will be wiped clean. It'll be like you've never played a Pokemon game in your life. So, what'ya say? Do we have a deal?