>>13494161Awesome beard. You're having a good time with some bros in the wilderness. Trees, bushes, no technology, and best of all: wild pokemon. It's not easy to find places like this so close to the city.
Pokeballs in hand, your group ventures forth. A ratatta skits by, but that's no fun.
And then a gunshot. "This here is private property!" comes a shout over a megaphone.
"What the fuck?" your friend exclaims, jumping back.
"This should be fun," you think, looking over your pokeballs. "Which to pick?" You've got a magmar (bro-maximus, you've had him since you were a kid), a bronzong you've recently caught but aren't too sure about, an ursaring that your ex girlfriend gave to you originally in an egg, and a joltik always ready to go (despite lack of battling prowess).
"Dude," your friend says, "let's get out of here."
You're not leaving without a battle.
