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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:27:04 No.13498707 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13498836 >>13498875 >>13498988 >>13499022 >>13501713 >>13505470

Don't mind me, I'm just the best support Pokemon in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:28:24 No.13498723 Report

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>mfw it gets psycho boost

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:28:37 No.13498728 Report

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No.

You really aren't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:28:47 No.13498731 Report

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thx 4 yur suppert malomar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:29:11 No.13498735 Report

Quoted By: >>13498744 >>13498754 >>13498777 >>13498833 >>13498928 >>13499024

Why did they have to make so fucking ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:29:40 No.13498736 Report

Quoted By: >>13498795

ITT: People who think Pokemon are Pocket Animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:29:45 No.13498737 Report

Quoted By: >>13498775

>mfw topsy turvy shreckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:30:25 No.13498744 Report

Quoted By: >>13498756

>>13498735
A) Not all Pokes are pretty.
B) How do you manage to make an upside-down squid prettier?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:31:16 No.13498754 Report

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>>13498735

That's an odd way to type hot.

Seriously, why is it so sexy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:31:25 No.13498756 Report

Quoted By: >>13498781 >>13498782 >>13498818 >>13498833

>>13498744
By not giving it disgusting yellow eyes and a bird beak

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:33:04 No.13498775 Report

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>>13498737

But Shuckle already gets contrary.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:33:10 No.13498777 Report

Quoted By: >>13498786 >>13498818 >>13498847

>>13498735
>implying
He looks exactly like how an upside-down squidbird plotting your demise should look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:33:48 No.13498781 Report

Quoted By: >>13498814 >>13499020

>>13498756
Squids have beaks, nerd. Deal with it.
As for the eyes I think they're cool, never been sure why anyone's had a problem with Malamar other than it being upside-down. Even then it's hella mad and a cool concept.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:33:54 No.13498782 Report

Quoted By: >>13498814 >>13498833

>>13498756
Squids have beaks you retarded cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:34:17 No.13498786 Report

Quoted By: >>13498809 >>13498833 >>13498872

>>13498777
>implying owls are squidward

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:35:20 No.13498795 Report

Quoted By: >>13498833

>>13498736
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:36:30 No.13498801 Report

Quoted By: >>13498820

I hope it isn't unusably slow, otherwise you wouldn't be able to use it against enemy setup sweepers very well without a sash.

Also, imagine bringing this thing out against a full Acupressure'd Shuckle, instant useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:37:15 No.13498809 Report

Quoted By: >>13498819

>>13498786
SquidBIRD, you illiterate dunce.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:37:52 No.13498814 Report

Quoted By: >>13498851 >>13499022 >>13499086

>>13498781
>>13498782

Ok you got me with the beak. Learn something new every day that's so weird though how squids turned out like that. But the eyes could have stayed similar to the first cute evo and it would have been a great mon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:38:04 No.13498818 Report

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>>13498756
>>13498777
Squids have beaks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:38:07 No.13498819 Report

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>>13498809
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:38:10 No.13498820 Report

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>>13498801
Bringing next to anything out to a full Acupressured Shuckle is useless - what's your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:39:15 No.13498833 Report

Quoted By: >>13498844 >>13499857 >>13510151

>>13498795
Look at
>>13498735
>>13498756
>>13498782
>>13498786
If it was flipped upside down and didn't have a beak you faggots wouldn't be whining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:40:00 No.13498836 Report

Quoted By: >>13499524

>>13498707
>those 'legs'
Seriously, they look so fucking ridiculous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:39:59 No.13498837 Report

Quoted By: >>13498856

i already want this pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:41:21 No.13498844 Report

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>>13498833
Only one person is whining, and that was partly because he didn't know squids have beaks. Other point is pure opinion so that's that. Still not quite sure what you're getting at though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:41:40 No.13498847 Report

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>>13498777
Pericles isn't a squid until the very last episode

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:42:12 No.13498851 Report

Quoted By: >>13498871 >>13498916

>>13498814
yeah that would look 10x better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:42:51 No.13498856 Report

Quoted By: >>13498868 >>13498907

>>13498837

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:43:19 No.13498859 Report

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>>13498818
10/10

Would bang

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:43:56 No.13498868 Report

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>>13498856
10/10, actually love it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:44:18 No.13498871 Report

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>>13498851

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:44:22 No.13498872 Report

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>>13498786
Watch Scooby Doo Mystery Inc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:44:32 No.13498875 Report

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>>13498707
>best support Pokemon in the game
>recovery not confirmed
>wish not confirmed
Keep dreaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:46:39 No.13498892 Report

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>people don't know Malamar is based from a mind flayer hence the sinister look

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:47:42 No.13498897 Report

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evo ruining the prevo general

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:48:31 No.13498907 Report

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>>13498856

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:49:16 No.13498916 Report

Quoted By: >>13498924 >>13498984 >>13499013 >>13500330

>>13498851
Okay you got me again. But this shitty edit would look better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:50:00 No.13498924 Report

Quoted By: >>13498941

>>13498916
>completely missing the point of Malamar's design

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:50:39 No.13498928 Report

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>>13498735
I'm sure you don't look much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:51:36 No.13498941 Report

Quoted By: >>13498993 >>13499038 >>13499145

>>13498924
I give up. Now I can see why each gen has shittier designs. Because people like you exist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:51:49 No.13498947 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:53:34 No.13498966 Report

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Can it use tipsy turvy on itself? That's be pretty epic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:55:39 No.13498984 Report

Quoted By: >>13499104 >>13499686

>>13498916
>Whole thing is being flipped upside down
>Gets a move called Topsy Turvy
>Evolves when holding 3ds upside down
You're 100% missing the point of the design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:55:58 No.13498988 Report

Quoted By: >>13499012

>>13498707
So far, it just looks gimicky as fuck. No support qualities whatsoever, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:56:23 No.13498993 Report

Quoted By: >>13499076

>>13498941

Not the same guy, but I think Malamar-Inkay is one of the best designed and interesting concepts of this gen by a long shot. So fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:58:05 No.13499012 Report

Quoted By: >>13499108

>>13498988
Did you not see the wifi battle with it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:58:08 No.13499013 Report

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>>13498916
Yeah, that totally makes it look better, cause that's what it's supposed to be...just a giant squid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:58:34 No.13499020 Report

Quoted By: >>13499066 >>13499397

>>13498781
>Squids, like all cephalopods, do have beaks. They are, however, positioned between their tentacles, not smack-dab between their eyes. A beak there makes it look like a bird, not a squid. Whether that's visually appealing or not is a completely different story, but don't berate others for not liking something out of the ordinary when, seemingly, you have no clue either. "Nerd".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:58:37 No.13499022 Report

Quoted By: >>13499053

>>13498814
>>13498707
>official art has purple tentacles
>screenshot has blue tentacles
Is that a shiny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 17:58:58 No.13499024 Report

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>>13498735
B-but I like it, anon...
Also,
>2013
>not naming your malamar Ursula

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:00:19 No.13499038 Report

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>>13498941
You do realize Malamars whole theme is based around being upside down, right? Evolving by turning the 3ds upside down, move called topsy tervy, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:01:33 No.13499053 Report

Quoted By: >>13499182

>>13499022
Might be, the entire body is missing the various shades of purple from the official art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:01:35 No.13499058 Report

Quoted By: >>13501698

It's hideous, and the typing is just awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:02:52 No.13499066 Report

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>>13499020
>Maybe if I green text my whole post and they'll like me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:04:01 No.13499076 Report

Quoted By: >>13499093 >>13499096

>>13498993
Inkay is fine, but how on Earth can Malamar's retarded banana body and face look good to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:04:49 No.13499086 Report

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>>13498814
>But the eyes could have stayed similar to the first cute evo
>Final evo dark type
>ever having cute eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:05:46 No.13499093 Report

Quoted By: >>13499127

>>13499076
Banana body?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:05:58 No.13499096 Report

Quoted By: >>13499117

>>13499076

Because it's a fucking squid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:07:23 No.13499104 Report

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>>13498984
>not evolving by yelling "moonstar of Limbo, give me the might, the muscle, the menace, of MON*STAR!" at your 3DS

dropped

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:07:38 No.13499108 Report

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>>13499012
I did. It's defenses looked pretty low. That was not a convincing show...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:08:35 No.13499117 Report

Quoted By: >>13499128 >>13499173 >>13499197

>>13499096
Well, anon confirmed for brainless fuck. It's a squid? That's fucking it? Allow me to retort: although squids are cool, Malamar's design is just awful, half-assed retarded shit.

That's autism for you, though: eating whatever's given to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:09:49 No.13499127 Report

Quoted By: >>13499135

>>13499093
Oblong, weirdly rounded, and curved: I calls em like I sees em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:10:06 No.13499128 Report

Quoted By: >>13499144 >>13499686

>>13499117
>Malamar's design is just awful, half-assed retarded shit
>The whole point of it is to look upside down, turn things upside down, evolve by being upside down
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:11:49 No.13499135 Report

Quoted By: >>13499153

>>13499127
Still not seeing the banana body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:12:44 No.13499144 Report

Quoted By: >>13499169 >>13499183 >>13499241

>>13499128
This has nothing to do with "the point:" the upside-down look is pretty awful in itself. It could have evolved like pretty much everything else, and it would have been leagues better if it was, y'know, the direction a squid is supposed to be turned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:12:50 No.13499145 Report

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>>13498941
Because we simply do not judge a Pokemon by just looking at it. A lot of their designs make sense when analyzed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:13:27 No.13499153 Report

Quoted By: >>13499163 >>13499179 >>13499531

>>13499135
Good for you...? Is that supposed to affect my opinion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:14:34 No.13499163 Report

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>>13499153
Nah I'm just saying I can't see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:15:12 No.13499169 Report

Quoted By: >>13499178

>>13499144

Squids can be in any direction they want to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:15:44 No.13499173 Report

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>>13499117
That's actually not autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:15:58 No.13499178 Report

Quoted By: >>13499187

>>13499169
Great: it still looks fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:15:57 No.13499179 Report

Quoted By: >>13499194

>>13499153
saying "it looks like a banana" isn't an opinion, retard. Stop trying to hide all your failures as "muh opinion respectmuh".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:16:13 No.13499182 Report

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>>13499053
The 3D model also shows that its spots can "vanish" as though they're bioluminscence..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:16:15 No.13499183 Report

Quoted By: >>13499241

>>13499144
It has everything to do with the point. You're basically saying that they should just throw the entire concept out the window in favor of a generic squid just because YOU don't like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:16:46 No.13499187 Report

Quoted By: >>13499198

>>13499178

But it doesn't. It looks like an upside down squid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:17:28 No.13499194 Report

Quoted By: >>13499200

>>13499179
Are you for fucking real? If me thinking it looks like a banana isn't an opinion, then please, little buzzword-ridden shit, what is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:18:31 No.13499197 Report

Quoted By: >>13499205

>>13499117
>not getting the reverse theme
>not seeing why it's upside down and dark
>implying it's not an awesome design
>implying you could come up with a better evo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:18:51 No.13499198 Report

Quoted By: >>13499203

>>13499187
Its face still destroys the entire design. That's not what a squid's face looks like, so no, you'd be wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:19:13 No.13499200 Report

Quoted By: >>13499214

>>13499194
Buzzword is a buzzword now
Banana shaped is an opinion if no one else can see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:20:12 No.13499203 Report

Quoted By: >>13499225

>>13499198
Inkay's face doesn't look like a squid either.
In fact, compared to Inkay Malamar's face is closer to a squid's face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:20:43 No.13499205 Report

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>>13499197
No, the design isn't awesome. The tipsy-turvy bullshit doesn't annoy me as much as it's god-awful face and body does.

It's funny that you think I don't get the design: I do. Not much to get there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:22:04 No.13499214 Report

Quoted By: >>13499224

>>13499200
No, it's still an opinion because someone thinks it looks that way. Do you need me to refer you to a dictionary? I don't think you know what opinion means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:23:36 No.13499224 Report

Quoted By: >>13499230

>>13499214
Wait. Did you mean to reply to my post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:23:37 No.13499225 Report

Quoted By: >>13499250

>>13499203
I never said it had to look like a squid: you did. I never said "Inkay, on the other hand, looks just like a squid!" God, do you even into powers of observation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:25:16 No.13499230 Report

Quoted By: >>13499242

>>13499224
Whoops, misread there: I thought you said it wasn't an opinion, which would be most idiotic.

But yeah: you were right the first time, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:26:56 No.13499241 Report

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>>13499144
see>>13499183

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:27:06 No.13499242 Report

Quoted By: >>13499254

>>13499230
S'alright as long as we're on the same side here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:28:35 No.13499250 Report

Quoted By: >>13499265

>>13499225
>That's not what a squid's face looks like
So why bother saying this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:28:49 No.13499252 Report

Quoted By: >>13499257 >>13499260 >>13499261 >>13499270 >>13499352 >>13499365 >>13500215 >>13512029

We can all agree the beak ruined everything right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:29:14 No.13499254 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499242
I never had anything against upside-down squids: where'd you pull that? Your ass? I just hate its face and body shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:29:36 No.13499257 Report

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>>13499252
Oh god no.
It looks terrible without the beak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:30:00 No.13499260 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499252

No. Beak or go home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:30:12 No.13499261 Report

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>>13499252
Damn right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:30:28 No.13499265 Report

Quoted By: >>13499276

>>13499250
Because you originally said it looked just like an upside-down squid, which it doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:31:13 No.13499270 Report

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>>13499252
They should replace it with a less Chatot-esque beak, imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:31:44 No.13499276 Report

Quoted By: >>13499283

>>13499265
>implying I'm the original anon
>implying it doesn't look like an upside down squid just with the beak in a different place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:32:11 No.13499279 Report

Quoted By: >>13499287 >>13499294

Why are you trying to explain anything to the moron that thinks this: "Muh opinion and taste is suprmee i don't like this poikemaanz and anyuone who likes it is a tasteless asshole durr".

Malamar is a fucking boss although i would have prefered him if he wasn't upside down i understand the idea and design behind it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:32:54 No.13499283 Report

Quoted By: >>13499288

>>13499276
I'm sorry, anon, but when people stick their dicks in arguments they're not fully informed on and start talking out of their asses, I get confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:33:37 No.13499287 Report

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>>13499279
Wait is there a chance that there might be a alternative evolution if you don't evolve him upside down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:34:00 No.13499288 Report

Quoted By: >>13499300

>>13499283
Oh I've been lurking since the beginning of the thread.
You're pretty much an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:34:31 No.13499294 Report

Quoted By: >>13499322

>>13499279
Why are you saying that people who don't like Malamar's design are morons? Seems very hypocritical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:35:37 No.13499300 Report

Quoted By: >>13499311

>>13499288
Gee, you really contributed to the point and didn't just resort to name-calling there or anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:36:02 No.13499302 Report

Quoted By: >>13499306 >>13499316

Guys, please. It's clearly a hedgehog dressed as a squid. It even has the same hairstyle. It's no use arguing, you know I'm right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:36:25 No.13499306 Report

Quoted By: >>13499314

>>13499302

But it doesn't go fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:36:34 No.13499311 Report

Quoted By: >>13499326

>>13499300
It's not really name calling if it's the truth though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:37:06 No.13499314 Report

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>>13499306
Nor does Silver

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:37:53 No.13499316 Report

Quoted By: >>13499433

>>13499302
> It's no use arguing, you know I'm right.
>It's no use
Did you intentionally do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:38:33 No.13499322 Report

Quoted By: >>13499337

>>13499294
I never said he is a moron beacuse he doesn't like malamar. I'm calling him moron beacuse he is insulting those who like him when he could have just said "meh just not my cup of tea" or some shit like that. Learn to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:38:50 No.13499326 Report

Quoted By: >>13499340 >>13499519

>>13499311
Omg u #rekt m3, anon-sama! You're so fucking cool!

Not that you'd believe me, but me being the head of my pre-med university program says otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:39:56 No.13499337 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499322
When did I say that? I just violently dislike him, but I never attacked his fans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:40:10 No.13499340 Report

Quoted By: >>13499360

>>13499326
So why bother saying it if you know I wouldn't believe you?
Plus it's not like there's anything to back up your words especially if I look at your posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:41:43 No.13499352 Report

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>>13499252
It looks horrible without the beak! It's a freaking squid, squids have beaks, deal with it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:42:32 No.13499360 Report

Quoted By: >>13499372 >>13499383 >>13499394 >>13499442 >>13499519

>>13499340
Because you're an anon: why should I care if you think I'm an idiot when I know I'm not? I'm just letting you know that your words are folly, since I'm quite convinced that I, myself, am not a moron.

Want to drivel on about this and try to hurt my feelings, or just ignore it and leave, with both if our opinions fundamentally unchanged?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:43:30 No.13499365 Report

Quoted By: >>13499377

>>13499252
Nope, we already established that squids have beaks so fucking deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:44:30 No.13499372 Report

Quoted By: >>13499386

>>13499360
What's with the uncommon words all of a sudden?
Are you actually trying to prove something here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:44:55 No.13499377 Report

Quoted By: >>13499387 >>13499400 >>13499427 >>13499462 >>13499763

>>13499365
Just like Octopods have elongated, cylindrical snouts, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:45:59 No.13499383 Report

Quoted By: >>13499402 >>13499434

>>13499360
>folly
>quite convinced
>I, myself,
>drivel
>fundamentally

Trying too hard to look smart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:46:05 No.13499386 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499372
That's how I talk: I don't think I've needed to use those words up until now, anyway.

I see you're still trying to prove something here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:46:36 No.13499387 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499377
wait ... what do you want to say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:47:34 No.13499394 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499360
I tip my fedora to you good sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:47:58 No.13499397 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499020
The position of the eyes on Malamar are off too, why not bitch and moan about that. Also the guy I was replying to said he didn't know squids have beaks so my retort served a purpose. No need to be so anal with 'muh facts' and cited sources when the very point of Malamar is that it isn't just your everyday run-of-the-mill squid, dork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:48:16 No.13499400 Report

Quoted By: >>13499413

>>13499377
Octillery looks great with that! Malamar looks empty and unfinished without his beak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:48:41 No.13499402 Report

Quoted By: >>13499412 >>13499418 >>13499442

>>13499383
It's not really trying, but I'd say I'm more likely to use big words when people insult my intelligence with little or no preemptive knowledge about me.

And besides: typing like a hick isn't impressive. All in all, my self-esteem levels aren't changing right now, so it's more of a defense mechanism, I guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:49:43 No.13499412 Report

Quoted By: >>13499422

>>13499402
>so it's more of a defense mechanism
Doesn't that prove that we're actually doing something subconsciously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:49:43 No.13499413 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499400
I agree, though I'd prefer a different beak or mouth: just getting rid of it doesn't fix the problem here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:50:07 No.13499418 Report

Quoted By: >>13499438

>>13499402
>trying to prove someone who doesn't even know him how smart he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:50:43 No.13499422 Report

Quoted By: >>13499502

>>13499412
You're right: I'm super hurt by your words, /vp/ anon. My life is over.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:50:47 No.13499423 Report

Quoted By: >>13499694 >>13505379

/vp/ did it first. Thanks for stealing from us Gamefreak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:51:17 No.13499427 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499377
No, but a good majority of Cephalopod have siphons which are cylindrical protrusions which they use to fire ink.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:51:58 No.13499433 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499316
>Did you intentionally do this?
If somebody posts Silver and says "it's no use", you can be certain they did it intentionally. I don't think it's even possible to do that unintentionally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:52:05 No.13499434 Report

Quoted By: >>13499465

>>13499383
>quite convinced
>an intellectual phrase

Come on now, anon. I'll give you the rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:52:19 No.13499438 Report

Quoted By: >>13499452

>>13499418
>Implying that the original retort wasn't me saying that trying to insult my intelligence is pointless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:52:48 No.13499442 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499360
>>13499402

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:53:17 No.13499452 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499438
Trying to defend it is pretty pointless too seeing as you have the internet at your fingertips.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:54:48 No.13499462 Report

Quoted By: >>13499793

>>13499377
Octillery is a cross between 'octopus/pod' and 'artillery' and is known to reflect a cannon in that sense, hence the mouth. However, octopods can have mouths or protrusions like that so it's not just an off-ball idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:54:58 No.13499465 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499434

It's the "quite" part that makes it seem pretentious. He could have just said convinced or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 18:58:55 No.13499502 Report

Quoted By: >>13499518

>>13499422
Good, my job here is done.
But seriously though just stop trying to prove you're smart. It's not helping you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:00:32 No.13499516 Report

Quoted By:

Guise i know what's happening Malamar has all of us under his most powerful Hypnosis attack and is making us fight each other over the internetz!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:01:04 No.13499518 Report

Quoted By: >>13499555

>>13499502
There's no helping yourself on 4chan if you're in the minority: it's conform or you lose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:01:08 No.13499519 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499326
>>13499360

take a gander at this keyboard warrior

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:01:45 No.13499524 Report

Quoted By: >>13499533 >>13499549

>>13498836
It's natural habitat is in water, though, where the "legs" wouldn't have to support the body's weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:02:25 No.13499531 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499153
Yes, because you're wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:02:31 No.13499533 Report

Quoted By: >>13499549

>>13499524
But you catch Inkay in tall grass...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:03:33 No.13499541 Report

Quoted By: >>13499716

You will never be better than Arghonaut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:04:34 No.13499549 Report

Quoted By: >>13501964

>>13499524
>>13499533

Plus its description mentions it sticks on the ceiling of caves, what the fuck? That explains its Dark typing at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:05:13 No.13499555 Report

Quoted By: >>13499566 >>13499707

>>13499518
Not really.
Just don't make it sound like you think your opinion is fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:06:27 No.13499566 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499555
Or better yet don't post in threads that praise a pokemon you dislike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:16:36 No.13499678 Report

Quoted By: >>13499974 >>13501674

He looks badass, but what makes you think he'll make a good support Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:17:38 No.13499686 Report

Quoted By: >>13499695 >>13499702

>>13498984
>>13499128
>evolves with the 3DS upside down
When'd they reveal this? I never saw that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:18:30 No.13499694 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499423

that just looks like a weird heracross evo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:18:33 No.13499695 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499686
Leaker from pokebeach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:18:49 No.13499702 Report

Quoted By: >>13499715

>>13499686
It's speculation that's been brought up in lots of fake leak threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:19:28 No.13499707 Report

Quoted By: >>13499778

>>13499555
No: it just doesn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:20:16 No.13499715 Report

Quoted By: >>13499743

>>13499702
>Fake leak threads.
You're right: Pangoro is fake, Helioptile is fake, pancham is fake, fairy type is fake all the recently announced stuff leaked by that guy are fake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:20:21 No.13499716 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499541
>best support pokemon in the game
>in the game
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:23:14 No.13499743 Report

Quoted By: >>13505429

>>13499715
Don't you think they would have mentioned it's new evo method on the site instead of Pancham?
Which doesn't technically have a new evo method.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:25:34 No.13499763 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499377
Don't they have a tube-like appendage that sticks out the sides of their mantles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:27:37 No.13499778 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499707
It does happen just don't look like a dick.
I've explained to people why I like Hoenn and dislike Sinnoh on here and haven't been called a hoennbabby.
Know why?
Because I don't make it sound like a fact.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:29:01 No.13499793 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499462
octillery's "mouth" comes from Japan traditional octopus stylisation.
The snout itself is a siphon organ it uses to breath located on its head, that people mistakes for its mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:35:40 No.13499857 Report

Quoted By:

>>13498833
If it wasn't upside down and didn't have a beak then it would be a Blooper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 19:45:15 No.13499974 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499678
I guess OP was referring to the double battle over wi-fi from the recent footage. A guy used Draco Meteor with Noivern, then used Topsy Turvy on the Noivern, then had the Noivern use Boom Burst. He 1 shot a Marowak and finished off a Gallade with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 20:03:06 No.13500215 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499252
Nah.
That looks cool but but I like it with the beak as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 20:07:20 No.13500275 Report

Quoted By: >>13500311 >>13500371 >>13501914

>There are people on /vp/ RIGHT NOW who think The Insidious Dr. Kraken is poorly designed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 20:10:26 No.13500311 Report

Quoted By: >>13500348 >>13500918

>>13500275
>there are people on /vp/ RIGHT NOW that think the insidious dr. kraken's legs are well designed

i'm fine with the rest of but why with those damn legs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 20:11:27 No.13500330 Report

Quoted By:

>>13498916
So clever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 20:12:33 No.13500348 Report

Quoted By:

>>13500311
Not to bite but how would you design the legs better? As typical standard legs or would you rather it just float? I personally like the legs because they look awkward, as though it's struggling to pull it off just in order to look menacing and odd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 20:13:56 No.13500371 Report

Quoted By:

>>13500275
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks it looks like a doctor.
I'm naming mine Dr. C.thulhu if they increase the character limit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 20:47:06 No.13500826 Report

Quoted By:

It looks like an arrogant homosexual, smirking, one tentacle on hip, come hither look.
Like a playful cat, that uses its prey as a toy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 20:53:36 No.13500918 Report

Quoted By:

>>13500311
I'm fine with them because i realized those aren't really legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 21:51:19 No.13501657 Report

Quoted By:

Malamar looks like the fat evil witch in the Little Mermaid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 21:53:01 No.13501674 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499678
Can topsi-turvy it's teammates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 21:55:17 No.13501698 Report

Quoted By: >>13504775

>>13499058
It's better than a normal or ghost Pokemon. At least he gets some stab attacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 21:56:35 No.13501713 Report

Quoted By:

>>13498707
>Don't mind me, I was just made to be shit on by Scizor.
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 21:56:46 No.13501714 Report

Quoted By:

You know those eyes on his face?

They're not eyes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 22:10:52 No.13501881 Report

Quoted By: >>13501989

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 22:13:38 No.13501914 Report

Quoted By:

>>13500275
>there are people
wow fuckin' dropped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 22:14:13 No.13501923 Report

Quoted By:

Gentlemen, I have successfully mated with THIS SQUID!

MY CEPHALOPOID BOY! MAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 22:16:24 No.13501964 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499549
What since when
I need a source on this, all I've heard is that criminals use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2013 22:18:00 No.13501989 Report

Quoted By:

>>13501881
Fucking lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 02:05:32 No.13504775 Report

Quoted By:

>>13501698
>awful typing
>not wanting a Dark/Psychic Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 02:56:36 No.13505379 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499423
what

Is that from gen /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 03:03:32 No.13505429 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499743
It mentions both. CoroCoro and Smash also mentioned both as having cool new evo methods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 03:07:16 No.13505470 Report

Quoted By: >>13505506 >>13506226

>>13498707
The whole "it's used by crooks" thing seems to indicate one of two things to me

a) it's used pretty commonly in-game, and therefore is gonna be weak or at least not better than stuff like watchog
b) a specific villain in the game uses it in which case it might be really good, especially if it's a Ghetsis-tier person

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 03:07:39 No.13505476 Report

Quoted By: >>13505486

There's a part of me that wants a talking Malamar to be a major villain in the X-Y anime.

That's not wrong, is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 03:08:47 No.13505486 Report

Quoted By:

>>13505476
that would be fucking fantastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 03:11:34 No.13505506 Report

Quoted By:

>>13505470
also: watchog too is sorta known for confusing/hypnotizing foes soooo

watchog v2

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 04:33:55 No.13506212 Report

Quoted By:

Whoa whoa whoa, hold the fuck up.

People dislike Malamar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 04:35:04 No.13506226 Report

Quoted By:

>>13505470
Sandile's and Scraggy's lines were used by Plasma, and both are competent pokemon in the games.

Get your shit together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 04:39:01 No.13506263 Report

Quoted By:

>/vp/ suddenly dislikes Malimar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 15:32:54 No.13510151 Report

Quoted By:

>>13498833

>If the design was better people wouldn't be complaining.

I mean really. It looks good as it is but it would definitely be improved by turning upside down, good thing that's the gimmick of this Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2013 19:30:50 No.13512029 Report

Quoted By:

>>13499252
This is the first time I've been on /vp/ in like, 4 months. What is this mc escher shit? I like the look of the squid and all, and I understand it can't just be a squid, but flipping a squid upside down and dressing it like a penguin only serves to fuck with my head

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