>>13517394Okay, you little shit, you seem to still be up on your high horse so let me try to get it through your thick skull.
Your mother met me at a local pub. She was the hottest chick out of her group of three, which, looking back on it, wasn't saying much. She was totally fucking hammered and looked like she was about to black out. I took her to my place, and when we went to bed, I was about ready to pop on a condom. But no. Oooooh no. Your mother was a religious type, see, and she didn't believe in that shit. After an hour-long argument, I stuck my dick in a pile of ice cubes and hoped for the best. Out of sheer, DUMB FUCKING LUCK, she got pregnant and the ONE FUCKING SPERM CELL that made it had to be you. I hope you're happy, you arrogant prick.
