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ITT We rewrite Pokedex entries to match Gamefreak habits

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:07:00 No.13525923 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13526191 >>13526293

"It uses the mouth on its tail to gather nutrients its yellow half wouldn't normally be able to digest."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:07:49 No.13525932 Report

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I don't get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:08:56 No.13525938 Report

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"The light on its tail can shine bright enough to blind an Indian elephant. It shares the nutrients it absorbs in its antenna with its Illumise mate"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:10:13 No.13525948 Report

Quoted By: >>13525956 >>13526179

it poops in your pockets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:11:17 No.13525956 Report

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>>13525948
But does the poop contain nutrients? Could its smell be enough to make an Indian elephant vomit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:11:31 No.13525957 Report

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Its gaze can topple an Indian elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:12:39 No.13525969 Report

Quoted By: >>13525978

Game Freak habits? What is that supposed to mean?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:13:37 No.13525972 Report

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It changes with the season to disguise itself amongst trees and hide from Indian elephants. The leaves on its antlers have different nutrients depending on the season.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:13:39 No.13525973 Report

Quoted By: >>13525986

Some have been known to live for over a trillion years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:14:09 No.13525978 Report

Quoted By: >>13525996

>>13525969
Have a look at the replies and you'll get the idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:14:59 No.13525986 Report

Quoted By: >>13525999

>>13525973
The nutrients it has gathered are trillions of years old too and contain different properties to modern nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:16:12 No.13525996 Report

Quoted By: >>13526017 >>13526022

>>13525978
So...make up the most BS that you can?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:16:26 No.13525998 Report

Quoted By: >>13526006

It is renowned for possessing unmatched psychic powers. Few trainers can harness its true telekinetic potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:16:31 No.13525999 Report

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>>13525986

Because of their nutrients, and how they occasionally come to the shore to breed, they are a favored food source for Indian Elephants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:17:13 No.13526006 Report

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>>13525998

It fuels this telekinetic potential by ingesting powerful nutrients and exercising by levitating Indian elephants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:17:36 No.13526011 Report

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Some of the first human interactions with Pokémon are said to be having sex with Gardevoir, only to find out it was a male. The vagina of the females contain nutrients similar to that of fish Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:18:07 No.13526017 Report

Quoted By: >>13526033

>>13525996
Four words: Indian elephants, and nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:18:26 No.13526022 Report

Quoted By: >>13526033

>>13525996
Basically shit that really doesn't fit the Pokemon at all. Bonus points for mentioning nutrients, Indian elephants, and some ridiculous figure (400 degrees Celsius, can dive to 1,200 km, 10,000 kilowatts).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:20:21 No.13526031 Report

Quoted By: >>13526043 >>13527105 >>13527371 >>13530199

Its roars are said to produce 1.21 gigawatts of energy. Thousands of years ago, they fed off the nutrients made by the kinetic energy of time flowing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:20:35 No.13526033 Report

Quoted By: >>13526037 >>13526042 >>13530472

>>13526022
>>13526017
So...where does the nutrients thing originally come from? I honestly don't know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:20:57 No.13526036 Report

Quoted By: >>13526046

It is said that Tropius, a Pokemon of ancient times, pollinated all the Earth's known plants and provided the first man with essential therapeutic nutrients. It can also fly at speeds exceeding that of a jumbo jet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:21:04 No.13526037 Report

Quoted By: >>13530472

>>13526033
A lot, and I mean A LOT of Pokedex entries mention nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:21:31 No.13526042 Report

Quoted By: >>13530472

>>13526033
No secret, it's just in quite a lot of dex entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:21:34 No.13526043 Report

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>>13526031

It can age an Indian Elephant into dust over the course of five minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:22:25 No.13526046 Report

Quoted By: >>13526064 >>13527464

>>13526036

The fruits that grow from its neck are delicious enough to attract large herbivores like Indian elephants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:24:07 No.13526056 Report

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It can circumnavigate the world by swimming in one day. Some have been seen to swim to depths of 2,000 miles below sea level. It bodies imbues nutrients from the abyssal sea-floor and uses them for bio-luminescence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:24:13 No.13526058 Report

Quoted By: >>13528056

It's the fire, the pain, conflicting pain. Untouched, crushed, will remain. One, two, three four, headed straight for an open door. It can see, and it can feel, without one touch, it seems unreal. But it's true. The power lives inside of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:24:41 No.13526064 Report

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>>13526046
The Cherubi on the cake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:24:51 No.13526066 Report

Quoted By: >>13526068

I'm going to need at least 3 nutrients examples or this seems like a super forced meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:25:25 No.13526068 Report

Quoted By: >>13526077

>>13526066
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=nutrients

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:25:45 No.13526072 Report

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The scalchop isn't just used for battle indian elephants - it can be used to gather nutrients as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:26:22 No.13526077 Report

Quoted By: >>13526083

>>13526068
16 Pokemon entries with Nutriets

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:26:42 No.13526079 Report

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When the right nutrients are ingested, Elekid can generate enough electricity to fry an Indian elephant or power Times Square, New York for two months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:27:26 No.13526083 Report

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>>13526077
Even fewer mention Indian elephants so stop being so picky and have some fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:28:53 No.13526093 Report

Quoted By: >>13526126

"It is said to be the world's weakest Pokémon. No one knows why it has managed to survive."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:29:04 No.13526096 Report

Quoted By: >>13526097

The sound energy created by this Pokémon's battle cry can burst the eardrums of an Indian elephant, or shatter the nutrient-filled glass windows of skyscrapers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:29:43 No.13526097 Report

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>>13526096
>nutrient-filled glass windows

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:31:23 No.13526109 Report

Quoted By: >>13526164

Despite not being of Indian descent, it does store nutrients in its truck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:32:15 No.13526116 Report

Quoted By: >>13526157

>this pokemon's nutrients can topple an indian elephant!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:32:55 No.13526126 Report

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>>13526093

Its diaper can hold mass equivalent to that of an Indian elephant. Sadly, it is severely lacking in nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:33:44 No.13526138 Report

Quoted By: >>13526153 >>13526165 >>13527187

Because of its complex programming, it can solve 100,000,000,000,000,000 sums in 3 seconds. It keeps its brain going by absorbing e-nutrients found in downloaded RAM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:34:46 No.13526153 Report

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>>13526138

The brain of this pokemon is capable of storing vast amounts of information, such as the biology, habitats, and behaviors of Indian elephants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:35:04 No.13526157 Report

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>>13526116
/thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:36:02 No.13526164 Report

Quoted By: >>13526172 >>13527620

>>13526109

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:36:31 No.13526165 Report

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>>13526138
>downloaded RAM
Wetting myself here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:36:42 No.13526167 Report

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You can tell if it is healthy and has consumed the right nutrients by the pitch and tone of its snores. It sleeps for up to 100 times as long as an Indian elephant does in its entire life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:37:08 No.13526169 Report

Quoted By: >>13526200

It's fiery temper could roast a whole indian elephant, which in return gives charizard the nutriance to fly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:37:11 No.13526171 Report

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Its irregularly configured DNA is affected by Indian elephants. It evolves if its nutrients change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:37:18 No.13526172 Report

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>>13526164
Fuck I didnt even notice that typo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:37:24 No.13526173 Report

Quoted By: >>13526181

Worshiped by monks, this Pokemon is capable of making dropping that exceed 100000 degrees Fahrenheit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:38:25 No.13526179 Report

Quoted By: >>13527632 >>13527982

>>13525948
>mfw this wasnt a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:38:52 No.13526181 Report

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>>13526173

It is commonly offered food offerings rich in nutrients, and is popularly depicted in mythology as riding atop an Indian elephant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:38:57 No.13526183 Report

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Because of how rare this Pokemon is, it's nutricious dung can be sold for gazillions of Pokedollars; four thousand times as much as Indian elephant dung can be sold.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:39:25 No.13526188 Report

Quoted By: >>13527290

The shell on SQUIRTLE's back is thought to be the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand the weight of 27 Indian Elephants, whilst absorbing their nutrients.

this thread is hilarious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:39:42 No.13526191 Report

Quoted By: >>13530172

>>13525923
It is said to have pulled the Indian Elephants with ropes. It made three Indian Elephants in its own image.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:40:45 No.13526196 Report

Quoted By: >>13527101 >>13527290

It owes its good health to the nutrients stored in its eggs. Though they have health aplenty, Blissey will explode violently if flicked by even the tiny toe of an Indian elephant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:41:15 No.13526200 Report

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>>13526169
>nutriance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:41:33 No.13526202 Report

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It claims an entire Indian elephant as its own. The more nutrients it has, the more it has battled, so don't take it lightly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:42:23 No.13526208 Report

Quoted By: >>13526211 >>13526216

It is often asked why Combusken cross roads.
The answer is usually to get to the other side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:42:44 No.13526209 Report

Quoted By: >>13526217

It's kind of surprising how Indian elephants in the pokemon world aren't completely extinct at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:42:55 No.13526211 Report

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>>13526208
it also looks like a penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:43:22 No.13526213 Report

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It combats Indian elephants over land and nutrient filled fruits using its fiery fist and temper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:44:13 No.13526216 Report

Quoted By: >>13526226

>>13526208

The roads they cross are larger than an Indian elephant's migratory route. The other side possesses important nutrients for their development and growth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:44:18 No.13526217 Report

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>>13526209
Of course they are. Have you ever seen one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:44:40 No.13526221 Report

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Though most utrients are poisonous to it, nutrients from the north are very healthy for Nosepass, but the north is Indian elephant territory, so Nosepass trains all its life to beat one and taste the delicious north nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:45:13 No.13526226 Report

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>>13526216
You are a genius.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:46:37 No.13526233 Report

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It consumes over 5 tons of garbage every hour to fill its bag with with nutrients. It can throw 7,000 punches per second and can leap over 400 Indian Elephants without even trying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:46:46 No.13526235 Report

Quoted By: >>13526240 >>13527650

Paras has parasitic mushrooms growing on its back called tochukaso. They grow large by drawing nutrients from this Bug Pokémon host. They are highly valued as a medicine for extending life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:47:41 No.13526239 Report

Quoted By: >>13526248

Its farts produce enough energy to power 700 atomic bombs and kill 100 billion Indian elephants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:47:42 No.13526240 Report

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>>13526235

On occasion, the mushrooms have been known to grow as large as an Indian elephant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:48:36 No.13526244 Report

Quoted By: >>13527290

"It is said to be the creator of all Indian elephants. It is believed to have shaped them with its 1000 nutrients."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:48:51 No.13526248 Report

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>>13526239

The farts are extremely rich in nutrients due to Slaking's diet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:49:41 No.13526257 Report

Quoted By: >>13526267 >>13526276 >>13535247

"It tends to get bullied by Raichu and Ghastly but can hold its own in a fight"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:50:30 No.13526265 Report

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It is said that a magical Indian elephant brought a bunch of nutrients to life to create Cherubi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:50:54 No.13526267 Report

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>>13526257

Its tusk are strong enough to support the weight of a fully grown Donphan and can also be used to dig up nutrient-rich roots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:52:37 No.13526276 Report

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>>13526257
"It is native to North America and can run at speeds of 1000 miles per hour"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:52:50 No.13526279 Report

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In ancient Indian temples, guarded by elephants, these Pokémon used to spell out words that shape our modern views on Pokémon such as "NUTRIENTS".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:54:12 No.13526293 Report

Quoted By: >>13526301

>>13525923

Where does Girafarig poop from?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:54:24 No.13526295 Report

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Before it became a Ghost Pokémon, Gengar was killed by an Indian elephant. By the time it has fully evolved, it has avenged itself and killed 7,000 Indian elephants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:54:55 No.13526301 Report

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>>13526293
A hole on its underbelly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:55:42 No.13526311 Report

Quoted By: >>13526332

le nutrients le indian elephant le big number

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:56:14 No.13526321 Report

Quoted By: >>13526324 >>13527128

"A magical land full of nutrients and home to such Pokemon as Mew and Xatu"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:56:44 No.13526324 Report

Quoted By: >>13526481

>>13526321
It is said to be on the same planet that Indian elephants originated from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:57:30 No.13526332 Report

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>>13526311
le /b/ hasn't gotten this yet.

Blazi !!B/I3AKZuWcL

Blazi !!B/I3AKZuWcL Sat 24 Aug 2013 00:58:09 No.13526337 Report

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Anyone got that massive Indian Elephant thing from THAT thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 01:00:10 No.13526348 Report

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"This Pokémon likes to lick its palms that are sweetened by 9001 different nutrients. Teddiursa concocts its own nutrients by blending fluids collected from Indian elephants."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 01:18:52 No.13526481 Report

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>>13526324
You know, I really hope that if they ever make a region based on India, we get an elephant pokemon that has a dex entry saying that its natural predators are Raichu and Ghastly. Of course, it would need to be weak to both poison and electric for that, so I doubt that it will ever happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 01:29:27 No.13526580 Report

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>Gastly
>A being that exists as a thin gas. It can topple an Indian elephant by enveloping the prey in two seconds.
I cannot believe this shit is legit.
Laughing harder than anything else on this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:17:31 No.13527006 Report

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>While unable to fly far as a younging, it can run at impressive speeds of 50mph.
>Faster than many indian elephants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:25:46 No.13527078 Report

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I fucking laughed SO HARD at this thread when i realised what was going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:29:57 No.13527101 Report

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>>13526196
>the tiniest toe of an Indian Elephant
I shat myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:30:18 No.13527105 Report

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>>13526031
>Dialga, god of time
>Its roars are said to produce 1.21 gigawatts

I love you, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:30:57 No.13527112 Report

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this fucking thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:32:56 No.13527127 Report

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Can someone screencap this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:33:13 No.13527128 Report

Quoted By: >>13528498

>>13526321
>Mew and Xatu, said to be from south america
>posts image of north america

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:35:53 No.13527147 Report

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Mew
>Though to be the ancestor of all pokemon, it can transform into over 900 types of Indian elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:41:50 No.13527187 Report

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>>13526138
stop it anon I'm gonna fuckin' die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:43:34 No.13527200 Report

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nobody knows whats inside the giant gem that is its body. But its has the strength of 10 Indian elephants.

-Dex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:47:20 No.13527251 Report

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The Idea to combine Mac with Cheese is a fairly recent innovation so recent that typing "Macaroni and" on Google still auto fills as "Macaroni and Cap Feathers"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:51:58 No.13527290 Report

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>>13526188
>>13526196
>>13526244

It is said that all the Indian Elephants gather the nutrients from the exploding blissley's eggs to honor the infinite cosmic squirtles' backs the universe rests upon, all which the original one, Arceus, shaped with it's 1000 arms that crafted all things, including the very Indian Elephants that practice these religious ceremonies.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 02:58:10 No.13527323 Report

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Originally born as an indian elephant, Xerneas transcended its own species by absorbing the nutrients found within.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:01:42 No.13527347 Report

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It keeps its eggs warm with heat from fermenting Indian Elephants. It also uses leaves to make warm wrappings for Sewaddle, when eaten are highly nutritious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:05:29 No.13527368 Report

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Inhaled air is carried to its flame sac, heated, and exhaled as fire that reaches over 3,000 degrees F, much hotter than the average Indian Elephant. It is also a good source of nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:06:10 No.13527371 Report

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>>13526031
That's heavy. Probably in the weight class of an Indian elephant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:08:02 No.13527383 Report

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The nutritious iron it ingested with the soil it swallowed transformed its body and made it harder than Indian elephants.

LEVIATHAN

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LEVIATHAN Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:14:57 No.13527446 Report

Quoted By: >>13527501

Its bite exerts 6,400,389 pounds of pressure, enough to puncture the skin of an Indian elephant. It can survive anywhere and everywhere because it can live on any kind of nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:17:12 No.13527464 Report

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>>13526046
The fruits are also packed with nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:20:16 No.13527496 Report

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It can fly around the world in 20 minutes, even if holding 20 Indian elephants. It gathers cloud nutrients as it flies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:20:38 No.13527501 Report

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>>13527446
Sounds like the top percentage of nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:31:22 No.13527563 Report

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>this entire thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:33:16 No.13527570 Report

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It gathers nutrients by swinging around its three spiky feelers. A hit from these steel spikes can reduce an Indian Elephant to nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:34:30 No.13527575 Report

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>ctrl+f
>indian elephant 57
>nutrient 55

Oh you guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:35:06 No.13527578 Report

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This Pokémon is said to have the power to see into an Indian elephant's past or future simultaneously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:38:29 No.13527593 Report

Quoted By: >>13527602

It angers extremely easily. When it gets angry, it goes into a rage and crushes several Indian Elephants into dust and snorts them to absorb the nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:39:09 No.13527594 Report

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My sides...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:40:03 No.13527602 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527593

>not biting the ears off Indian elephant opponents to acquire their nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:40:21 No.13527603 Report

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It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because Indian Elephant's contain much more nutrients

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:40:25 No.13527604 Report

Quoted By: >>13527621

This Pokemon is known for ramming itself up an Indian elephants asshole to gather nutrients from its bladder, stomach and lungs. Then when it is done, it spins around violently, 6000 times the speed of sound to get out of the asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:41:03 No.13527608 Report

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I fucking knew it, nutrients and Indian elephants will be in you guys' Pokedex entries.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:41:15 No.13527609 Report

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Its breath has the fantastic ability to revive dead plants and nutritious Indian elephants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:41:18 No.13527610 Report

Quoted By: >>13528484

They are known to migrate trillions of miles across the Pacific Ocean in order to hunt Indian Elephants for their nutrients.

http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/poliwrath

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:42:00 No.13527615 Report

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It must use photosynthesis to constantly gather nutrients to sustain itself. At dusk, it must rest until dawn or its heart will stop beating.

Just like a plant, it uses photosynthesis. As a result, it is always producing enough clean air to ward off an Indian Elephant's noxious flatus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:42:32 No.13527620 Report

Quoted By:

>>13526164
rev up those nutrients

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:42:33 No.13527621 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527604

>rock snake pokemon
toplel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:42:33 No.13527622 Report

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The male of the Ralts line, after absorbing enough nutrients, grows sword arms 40 bajillion times harder than diamond. It uses these to kill more Indian Elephants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:42:51 No.13527624 Report

Quoted By: >>13527634 >>13527635

A very maternal Pokemon, the milk from a Miltank contains many key nutrients key to the growth of a young Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:43:53 No.13527632 Report

Quoted By: >>13527641

>>13526179
>no face
Why are so many people misusing this lately? Is it some new LE EBIC MAYMAY or some shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:44:00 No.13527634 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527624
Not "key to the growth of Indian Elephants"

Fucking ruined

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:44:01 No.13527635 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527624

It can produce milk to feed an entire herd of Indian elephants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:44:25 No.13527637 Report

Quoted By:

It has a physical addiction to punching. It cannot sleep until it has punched at least 12,000 Indian Elephants and bitten their ears for their nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:45:43 No.13527641 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527632
its been that way since like 2010, sorry to say.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:46:11 No.13527645 Report

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Using the bones of Indian Elephants as weapons, it's strength grows as it absorbs enough calcium.

wei shen

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wei shen Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:46:28 No.13527649 Report

Quoted By:

Capable of reorganizing its cells to transform into an exact duplicate of its enemy. It is usually a shapeless nutrient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:46:36 No.13527650 Report

Quoted By: >>13529788

>>13526235
isn't this the actual dex entry?
i can't believe nobody fucking noticed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:47:17 No.13527657 Report

Quoted By: >>13527663

Its four muscled arms slam foes with powerful Indian elephants at blinding speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:48:36 No.13527663 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527657
"Its four muscled arms are powerful enough to make Indian Elephant smoothies, of which it must drink 4900 per day to obtain enough nutrients"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:51:23 No.13527673 Report

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This Pokémon consumes many different plants in order to get the nutrients it needs to survive and protect its young. It will bravely defend it's children from an Indian elephant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:51:37 No.13527675 Report

Quoted By:

...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:52:28 No.13527678 Report

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These Pokemon store nutrients in the form of body fat. Scientists believe that their internal body temperature is roughly 3 times hotter than the Sun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:53:34 No.13527686 Report

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Bisharp pursues Indian Elephants in the company of trillions of Pawniard. Then Bisharp finishes off the prey for its nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:55:45 No.13527702 Report

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MAGNEMITE floats in the air by emitting electromagnetic waves from the units at its sides. These waves block gravity and Indian elephants. This POKéMON becomes incapable of flight if its internal electrical supply is depleted of nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 03:58:54 No.13527726 Report

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While one of its heads sleeps, the second watches for Indian elephants while the third gather nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:03:12 No.13527750 Report

Quoted By:

Indian elephants have been known to cause this pokemon to explode unexpectedly, causing it to lose all of its nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:07:46 No.13527781 Report

Quoted By: >>13527794 >>13527808

someone, SOMEONE please explain this indian elephants thing to me. Its fucking hilarious and i don't know what is going on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:07:57 No.13527783 Report

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This pokemon has been known to ferry entire herds of Indian elephants on its back. Because it is so kind, it is very nutritious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:08:09 No.13527784 Report

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Its gaze can stop an Indian elephant in its tracks. Gathering nutrients from the ground, it also stores up to 20,000Kg of water.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:08:38 No.13527788 Report

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It is said that through meditation, Medicham heightens nutrients inside its body and sharpens its sixth sense. This Pokémon hides its presence by merging itself with Indian and Sri Lankan elephants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:09:17 No.13527794 Report

Quoted By: >>13528079 >>13528239

>>13527781
its in a lot of pokedex entries from gen I.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:11:33 No.13527808 Report

Quoted By: >>13527822

>>13527781
there have a few official gamefreak dex entries involving Indian elephants.
i.e: Ghastly -"A being that exists as a thin gas. It can topple an Indian elephant by enveloping the prey in two seconds."
and Raichu- "Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:15:03 No.13527822 Report

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>>13527808
>electric charges
>not nutrient charges
gf pls...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:16:16 No.13527826 Report

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The reason why its eyes are so large is because of how nutritious Indian elephants are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:17:25 No.13527832 Report

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Its cry sounds like an Indian elephant. It is said that the cry may rarely be imbued with nutrient-giving power.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:18:35 No.13527841 Report

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They attach themselves to large-bodied Pokémon, such as Indian elephants, and absorb static electricity, which they store in an electric pouch as nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:19:18 No.13527842 Report

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Evidence recently found in Indian ruins suggest this pokemon may have been responsible for the creation of the countries many elephants.
No evidence has yet surfaced as to how it acquires nutrients, unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:21:53 No.13527858 Report

Quoted By: >>13527866

A legendary bird POKéMON that can control ice. The flapping of its wings chills the air. As a result, it is said that when this POKéMON flies, Indian elephants fall from the sky at -160 degrees.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:21:55 No.13527859 Report

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Hypno's has been known to swing it's pendulum to induce hypnosis. Using it's powers, it can rape up to four Indian elephants simultaneously. It absorbs nutrients from their screams. Occasionally, it will lead little girls deep into the forest and ingest their flesh, believing it will enhance their hypnotic powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:23:14 No.13527866 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527858

>not choosing a temperature less that absolute zero

shit entry/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:25:32 No.13527896 Report

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A Dratini sheds its skin after ingesting Indian elephants for nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:27:48 No.13527907 Report

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This Pokemon gathers together in packs to protect themselves from foe. However, it is said that a single one can scare an Indian Elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:30:56 No.13527926 Report

Quoted By: >>13527943 >>13527960

Ok I'll bite why do you guys keep mentioning nutrients and Indian elephants?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:31:43 No.13527932 Report

Quoted By:

When Reuniclus shake Indian elephants, a network forms between their brains, increasing their psychic power and nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:34:30 No.13527943 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527926
Read the thread, there should be an explanation to it :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:34:44 No.13527945 Report

Quoted By: >>13527958

By puffing out its chest at Indian elephants, it gathers nutrients on the ground using its tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:37:33 No.13527958 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527945
"Its puff its chest out at Indian elephants while standing on its tail to scare the shit out of them, which it then gathers for nutrients."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:38:25 No.13527960 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527926

Gastly and Raichu's FireRed entries both mention Indian Elephants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:40:32 No.13527973 Report

Quoted By:

The garchomp, they can fly up to Mach speed in order to catch the rapid nutrient enriched Indian elephant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:42:48 No.13527978 Report

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It Indian elephants a web using fine--but nutritious--thread. It then waits patiently for prey to be trapped.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:43:29 No.13527982 Report

Quoted By:

>>13526179

This is you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:45:17 No.13527989 Report

Quoted By: >>13527991

It can drink more than 1000000 ounces of blood at once. Its fangs can puncture even the toughest Indian elephant skin for nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:45:53 No.13527991 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527989

Lizbitch !!Rs+1C1Fy6bX

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Lizbitch !!Rs+1C1Fy6bX Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:48:29 No.13528004 Report

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Indian Elephants are the last known species that is not a Pokémon. Thus they are preyed upon by the indigenous Pokémon lifeforms that inhabit the planet. Their bodies hold an astounding amount of nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:58:48 No.13528056 Report

Quoted By:

>>13526058
In his world, Indian elephants are one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:59:01 No.13528057 Report

Quoted By: >>13528069

the nutrients contained in its bananas are toxic to Indian Elephants.

wtf is up with nutrients

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 04:59:42 No.13528062 Report

Quoted By: >>13528089

This pokemon suckles necessary nutrients from the teets of lactating Indian elephants at over 30 gallons an hour

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:00:25 No.13528069 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528057
forgot the pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:02:34 No.13528079 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527794
>its in a lot of pokedex entries from gen I.

Actually it only starts appearing in FireRed entries...which makes it weirder. IF it was from gen I, you could chalk it up to early universe building discrepancies, but to have real animals mentioned in Gen 3 (besides stuff like calling a pokemon 'insert animal here' Pokemon) is kind of weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:03:10 No.13528089 Report

Quoted By: >>13528108

>>13528062
Wh-What? Tweety?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:05:33 No.13528108 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528089
Stfu Gen 1 hater

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:12:43 No.13528148 Report

Quoted By:

How many nutrients does it take to get to the center of an Indian elephant? The world may never know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:14:21 No.13528155 Report

Quoted By: >>13528161

I want to marry everyone who contributed to this thread. It will be a group effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:15:58 No.13528161 Report

Quoted By: >>13528168

>>13528155
Daww, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:17:25 No.13528168 Report

Quoted By: >>13528177 >>13528187

>>13528161
I will hold your hand so hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:19:07 No.13528177 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528168

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:19:51 No.13528183 Report

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I haven't laughed like this in awhile
Good job /vp/
I love you all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:21:00 No.13528187 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528168
Hentai!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:26:26 No.13528219 Report

Quoted By: >>13528224 >>13528274

Indian elephant poaching onwards from 2006.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:27:25 No.13528224 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528219
That's really sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:28:30 No.13528239 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527794

It's only in two, and they're from gen3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:32:05 No.13528266 Report

Quoted By: >>13528561

These new tree ents have grown massive claws to deal with the threat of Indian Elephants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:33:40 No.13528274 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528219
Lol all their milk was slurped by tweety

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:38:12 No.13528301 Report

Quoted By: >>13528372

Able to take the form of any Pokemon, it finds comfort in turning into the form of Indian Elephants in it's leisure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:38:35 No.13528308 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:40:20 No.13528318 Report

Quoted By:

I'm new to this indian elephant thing, can someone link me to the original thread?

im dying of laughter so far

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:48:31 No.13528372 Report

Quoted By: >>13528456

>>13528301
It's sometimes hard to tell the difference between a Ditto and an Indian Elephant, so I outlined a comparison photo for help.

Dallas Smith

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Dallas Smith Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:57:57 No.13528453 Report

Quoted By: >>13531000

This Pokémon is said to live in a world on the reverse side of ours, where common nutrientsare distorted and strange.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:58:47 No.13528456 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528372
Still pretty hard to tell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 05:59:16 No.13528463 Report

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The horn on its head is able to pierce titanium, and its sting releases a toxin powerful enough to kill over 900 Indian Elephants. It absorbs nutrients from the ground through its feet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:00:08 No.13528469 Report

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Groups of this Pokémon migrating in search of nutrients have been mistaken for “Indian elephant forests.”

Dallas Smith

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Dallas Smith Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:01:39 No.13528480 Report

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It clenches Indian elephants with its left arm and finishes them off with foul-smelling poison nutrient gas belched from its mouth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:01:49 No.13528483 Report

Quoted By:

It stores all its nutrients in its oversized claw; one swing from it is enough to topple five indian elephants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:01:51 No.13528484 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527610
Even his modern Pokedex entries mention the Pacific Ocean. I thought they were trying to shy away from that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:03:15 No.13528494 Report

Quoted By:

This Pokemon will lay completely still for hours, when stepped on by an indian elephant it will release all of its pent up nutrients at once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:04:58 No.13528498 Report

Quoted By:

>>13527128
>cant notice s. america in the bottom right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:05:57 No.13528505 Report

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its fangs rip through nutrients. it swims at 7500 mph and is known as the "indian elephant of the sea"

Dallas Smith

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Dallas Smith Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:06:20 No.13528508 Report

Quoted By:

Lopunny are strangely very attractive to human males. So attractive in fact, that they have overtaken Indian elephants as man's main fapping material.

If a Lopunny catches a male masturbating to it, it releases a very nutrient-rich liquid from its vagina which rivals that of Miltank's milk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:08:23 No.13528514 Report

Quoted By:

The humps on Camerupt's back are formed by a transformation of its nutrients. The lava they blast out is hot enough to melt several indian elephants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:10:20 No.13528524 Report

Quoted By:

Using nutrients it sneaks up on its target, striking from behind before the indian elephant has time to react

Dallas Smith

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Dallas Smith Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:13:34 No.13528552 Report

Quoted By: >>13529282

A Magikarp who eats many nutrients can leap an Indian elephant using Splash. The move remains useless, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 06:15:25 No.13528561 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528266
10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 08:57:55 No.13529255 Report

Quoted By:

>how dare you question the credibility of my researchers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:03:37 No.13529282 Report

Quoted By:

>>13528552
Top kek m8

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:08:55 No.13529315 Report

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It attaches itself to Indian elephants to absorb their nutrients. The nutrients it gathers are enough to produce 12.94 gigawatts of energy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:41:04 No.13529483 Report

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The saliva from its tongue is also the worlds most powerful glue. Indian elephants often get stuck in trails of Lickitung slobber.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:43:03 No.13529488 Report

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It protects itself to build up speed. It soars through the air at speeds of up to 10-pazzilion miles per second. It is said to be able to cut through an Indian elephant without either of them feeling a thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:44:30 No.13529491 Report

Quoted By:

Fucking ANYTHING thats not

>using its STEEL body to PROTECT against FIRE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:44:46 No.13529492 Report

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It is said to be the sexually confused Pokémon, because it can't tell if it is a Fairy or Normal. Its gay pride efforts usually annoy Indian elephants to the point where they steal homosexual nutrients to Jigglypuff can die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:46:31 No.13529496 Report

Quoted By:

It runs in zig-zags to get the correct nutrients from the edge of grass blades. Its unusual running patterns cause even Indian elephants to become dizzy watching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:46:31 No.13529497 Report

Quoted By: >>13529498 >>13529502 >>13529504 >>13529978

lol Indian elephant jokes
they never get old
epic, simply epic XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:47:01 No.13529498 Report

Quoted By:

>>13529497
>not having a sense of humor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:47:58 No.13529501 Report

Quoted By:

>This entire fucking board

>Indian Elephants

>Nutrients

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:49:06 No.13529502 Report

Quoted By:

>>13529497
*tilts fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:51:02 No.13529504 Report

Quoted By: >>13530285 >>13531015

>>13529497
*tips fedora, grabs a Dorito, wipes fingers on MLP shirt, chugs down a litre of MtnDew, and rubs double chin*

indeed.
this thread is epic, simply epic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 09:52:13 No.13529508 Report

Quoted By: >>13529888 >>13529892 >>13529907

It is said to like activities meant for little girls. It also enjoys obnoxiously shoving its belief that Arceus does not exist down the throats of Indian elephants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 11:17:26 No.13529788 Report

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>>13527650
>>13527650

i did

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 11:22:26 No.13529799 Report

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"Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint."

Bald4Pebbles !oUcKNCHmI6

Bald4Pebbles !oUcKNCHmI6 Sat 24 Aug 2013 11:59:45 No.13529888 Report

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>>13529508
This Pokemon is believed to be euphoric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 12:00:22 No.13529892 Report

Quoted By:

>>13529508
This Pokemon is thought to be euphoric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 12:05:49 No.13529907 Report

Quoted By: >>13529912

>>13529508

I get most of the joke but I don't get the Indian elephants part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 12:07:05 No.13529912 Report

Quoted By: >>13529921

>>13529907
Atheists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 12:09:51 No.13529921 Report

Quoted By: >>13529924

>>13529912

I get it that it's a joke towards fedora neck beard atheist but since when do these people harass Indian elephants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 12:10:43 No.13529924 Report

Quoted By: >>13529943

>>13529921
It was just to put an Indian elephant in there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 12:18:35 No.13529943 Report

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>>13529924

Ah, i see now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 12:35:49 No.13529978 Report

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>>13529497
Anonymous is also known at "the king of faggots". It gets its nutrients by sucking copious amount of Indian elephant's cock daily. It's anal capacity is rumored to be able to contain 10 000 gallon of cum at time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 13:31:20 No.13530172 Report

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>>13526191
>It made three Indian Elephants in its own image.
I want to see these braille-eyed, moss-covered elephants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 13:39:15 No.13530199 Report

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>>13526031
why is this familiar to me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 13:39:35 No.13530202 Report

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Upon hearing an upbeat and cheerful Indian Elephant, the cells in Ludicolo's body become as hard as diamonds. Even in battle, this Pokémon will exhibit an amazing amount of nutrients.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 13:39:52 No.13530203 Report

Quoted By: >>13530249

If Charizard even breathes anywhere near sediment, it will explode violently. Its fire is kept burning from the nutrients in the tears it sheds when thinking of rocks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 13:42:18 No.13530218 Report

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The fire in its tail generator can burn up to 219 bajillion degrees celcius. A long time ago it was regarded to be a new type of Pokémon, but the neanderthals were wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 13:44:15 No.13530226 Report

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It can extract nutrients from iron that not even modern human technology can find. It can bite through steel that is 300 million times as tough as an Indian elephant's skin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 13:48:21 No.13530249 Report

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>>13530203
>If Charizard even breathes anywhere near sediment, it will explode violently.

The Cancer

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The Cancer Sat 24 Aug 2013 13:54:31 No.13530285 Report

Quoted By:

>>13529504

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 14:24:33 No.13530472 Report

Quoted By:

>>13526037
>>13526042
>>13526033
I don't want to be atention whore but I made first nutrients thread. I poasted few pics of pokemons that have "nutrients" in Pokedex entries and then posted Gastly with this word.
Yeah, eat me now. He asked so there is answer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 14:31:27 No.13530529 Report

Quoted By: >>13530689 >>13535068

Though this Pokémon is friendly by nature, it can become as relentless as an Indian Elephant when searching for nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 14:42:17 No.13530615 Report

Quoted By: >>13530631 >>13535124

Alright guys
I'll bite

Whats with the Indian Elephants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 14:44:02 No.13530631 Report

Quoted By:

>>13530615

They're full of nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 14:50:41 No.13530689 Report

Quoted By:

>>13530529
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 15:31:32 No.13531000 Report

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>>13528453
>distorted and strange. All elephants are African there instead of Indian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 15:33:46 No.13531015 Report

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>>13529504

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 22:11:23 No.13535068 Report

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>>13530529

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 22:18:09 No.13535124 Report

Quoted By: >>13535130

>>13530615
The Pokedex entry for both Raichu and Gastly mention Indian Elephants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 22:18:47 No.13535130 Report

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>>13535124
*The Pokedex entry in FireRed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 22:23:47 No.13535182 Report

Quoted By: >>13535412 >>13538874 >>13541006

>nutrients
>nutrients
>nutrients
>fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 22:30:16 No.13535247 Report

Quoted By:

>>13526257
If fed with enough nutrients, not even a Raichu can make it faint. It gets its nutrients from indian elephants, however.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2013 22:41:32 No.13535412 Report

Quoted By:

>>13535182
Seviper's fangs are toxic enough to kill an Indian Elephant, from which it gains its nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 03:03:25 No.13538874 Report

Quoted By:

>>13535182
Anonymous shitposts like a nutrients when it doesn't consume enough Indian Elephants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 07:57:19 No.13541006 Report

Quoted By: >>13541037

>>13535182
>Shedinja is the ghost of a Nincada that died from lack of nutrients

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 08:07:34 No.13541035 Report

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The eggs found in CHANSEY's pouches contain enough nutrients to help them become strong and durable as a defense against predators. So durable in fact, they are often compared to Indian Elephants in terms of sheer bulk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 08:07:36 No.13541037 Report

Quoted By:

>>13541006
>Pokemon
>dying
>>>>>>>/1998/

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