>"YAY!" Bianca screamed as she jumped in the air for joy, letting out another fart to signify the moment.
>Letting out another fart to signify the moment
>signify the moment
>"That's right, I do have a big butt! Thank you!" She stood up again, letting out a loud, tuba-like fart that echoed throughout the route for twenty two seconds.
>tuba-like
>twenty two seconds
>"Oh well. I did want to go traveling with her, but...!" Bianca farted loudly again, resuming as she giggled, "My cutesy pootsy self has to keep getting those badges!" And with that, she zoomed off to the gate, using her farts to speed up.
>using her farts to speed up
>"No no no! You gotta win, Oshy!" Bianca exclaimed as she then grabbed the fainted Oshawott and placed him within her smelly butt cheeks, aiming at both the Herdier and Watchog. She farted loudly, the gas propelling the fainted Oshawott at the twop normal type mammal Pokemon, knocking them out like bowling pins. The rotten stench was enough to make them faint, much to Lenora's shock and disgust.
>the entire paragraph
>"Yay!" Bianca exclaimed with glee, jumping for joy as she tightly held onto the Basic Badge. Suddenly, Bianca farted so powerful, it caused the entire museum and gym to collapse on itself, crushing everyone, including Bianca, who let out a tuba poot despite fainting.
>holy fuck idk why I'm still reading this
>Bianca farted her way through Pinwheel Forest, stinking up the meadows and causing all of the trainers to make a run for it. Bianca sighed of relief as she bent over, her butt cheeks revealed through her white dress as she let out a loud, tuba like fart that echoed throughout the entire area, causing all the nearby trees to melt and collapse, sending several Pokemon nearby running for their lives. Oshawott was several feet behind Bianca to the east, trying to stay away from her gassy rear end.
Yeah, no. I'm done reading.
