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>walk into gamestop to download shiny dialga
>hide in the corner and face wall to start the download.
>girl employee walks over to me and asks if she can help me find anything
>I stammer "I uh, was j-just getting palkia, I mean dialga! Dialga!" I end the sentence screaming out dialga and everyone in the store looks at me.
>blood starts pumping and I look for the exit. A large muscle bound man starts to walk towards me as the girl backs away.
>"are you Ok" he asks
>I flip the used gamecube games rack over at him and make a break for the door, throwing my 3ds at his face.
>he grabs me by the collar and pins me against the wall.
>I empty my bowels right then and there.
>he gets right in my face and says
>"you've got beautiful eyes"