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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:33:32 No.13544473 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13544501 >>13544524 >>13546430 >>13551618

So... what happens if you accidentally hit Primeape in Pokemon-Amie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:35:08 No.13544494 Report

Quoted By: >>13544534

Are you some kind of Sadistic sick fuck OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:35:39 No.13544500 Report

Quoted By: >>13544563

You black out after a lengthy cutscene of Primeape eating the living shit out of you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:35:47 No.13544501 Report

Quoted By: >>13544538 >>13544549 >>13544586

>>13544473
Something like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:36:37 No.13544513 Report

Quoted By: >>13545218

>having Primeape in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:36:45 No.13544514 Report

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He'll get mad as fuck. Put it back in your pokeball immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:37:30 No.13544524 Report

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>>13544473
The control device in the pokeball shocks him into unconsciousness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:38:40 No.13544534 Report

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>>13544494
Not at all. Just curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:39:02 No.13544538 Report

Quoted By: >>13544619 >>13544824

>>13544501
I can't wait to do that to a Gardevoir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:40:17 No.13544549 Report

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>>13544501

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:40:21 No.13544551 Report

Quoted By: >>13544574 >>13544575

What happens if you touch Magcargo?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:41:25 No.13544563 Report

Quoted By: >>13544587

>>13544500
>eating the living shit out of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:41:59 No.13544571 Report

Quoted By: >>13544854

Wailord on amie, can't wait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:42:22 No.13544574 Report

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>>13544551
Its shell falls off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:42:30 No.13544575 Report

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>>13544551

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:43:27 No.13544586 Report

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>>13544501
why boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:43:28 No.13544587 Report

Quoted By: >>13544902

>>13544563
Aw fuck, how did I miss the b in beating.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:45:55 No.13544613 Report

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:46:44 No.13544619 Report

Quoted By: >>13544695 >>13544703 >>13545055

>>13544538
>yfw the Gardevoir and Gothitelle lines are ineligible for Pokemon Amie because Gamefreak knows exactly what you perverted neckbeards would do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:48:27 No.13544646 Report

Quoted By: >>13544781 >>13544864

I wonder if you can pet Kangaskhan's kid. and hit it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:52:14 No.13544695 Report

Quoted By: >>13544806

>>13544619
>liking Gothitelle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 18:52:39 No.13544703 Report

Quoted By: >>13544806

>>13544619
>liking Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:01:14 No.13544781 Report

Quoted By: >>13544860

>>13544646
What I don't get is how once the battle is over and the Mega evolution reverts to normal, the kid becomes a baby again and goes back inside its mother's pouch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:03:30 No.13544806 Report

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>>13544695
>>13544703
Both are shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:06:04 No.13544824 Report

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>>13544538
I can't wait to get Lopunny on my team. Mhmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:09:43 No.13544854 Report

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>>13544571
>Game cannot handle the size of Wailord
>All you see is a blue screen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:10:20 No.13544860 Report

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>>13544781
Adrenaline rush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:10:27 No.13544864 Report

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>>13544646
Buzz like a scorpion
Sting like a knee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:15:14 No.13544902 Report

Quoted By: >>13544913

>>13544587
No, I think it's best we leave it as eating. Much better mental image.

On an unrelated note I have a new fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:16:39 No.13544913 Report

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>>13544902
>Primeape eating you out

Ew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:28:22 No.13545033 Report

Quoted By: >>13545112

What happens if you touch Lucario's chest spike?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:30:54 No.13545055 Report

Quoted By: >>13545073 >>13545100

>>13544619
>yfw you know this isn't true and you wont be able to stop pervs from slapping their dicks on their 3DS
Get ready

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:32:43 No.13545073 Report

Quoted By: >>13545100 >>13545143

>>13545055
D-do you think they will post videos of them doing it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:34:42 No.13545100 Report

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>>13545055
>>13545073
>tfw some of them are going to feed them but use their penis to move it over to their mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:36:03 No.13545112 Report

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>>13545033
You obtain spikeAIDs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:36:24 No.13545119 Report

Quoted By: >>13545247

i hope hitting pokemon changes depending on the pokemon instead of just giving every pokemon a "hit" animation

it seems silly that a steelix would flinch from me hitting it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:39:34 No.13545143 Report

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>>13545073
Probably. You know how "hot gluing" figurines is a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:40:41 No.13545151 Report

Quoted By: >>13545187 >>13545412

I feel like Gamefreak missed an opportunity to let you hug your pokemon. Petting is, to be honest, a little lame compared to what we could have had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:45:10 No.13545187 Report

Quoted By: >>13545274

>>13545151
>implying it would be at all possible to hug all 800 Pokemon
"what could have been" isn't really a reasonable thing to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:48:03 No.13545218 Report

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>>13544513
>not wanting its mega form which has outrageously high stats but is also in a constant state of confusion from its anger

do you even have fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:51:13 No.13545247 Report

Quoted By: >>13545279

>>13545119
Steelix would flinch from the idea that Master would hit it, rather than from the pain.

Rather like how adult sons still flinch when their elderly mothers or grandmothers take a hand to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:54:44 No.13545274 Report

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>>13545187
>implying brass knuckles are even viable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:55:10 No.13545279 Report

Quoted By: >>13545305

>>13545247
>Steelix flinches when it gets hit
>Starts to cry and makes a sad face

Oh no I didn't need this feeling in my chest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 19:58:19 No.13545305 Report

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>>13545279
No, you didn't.

Don't fucking hit your Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 20:05:00 No.13545376 Report

Quoted By: >>13545398 >>13545653 >>13546673

>hit Arceus
>Arceus gets sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 20:06:52 No.13545398 Report

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>>13545376
Everything pokemon-related gets lot more silly when you add the Sinnoh legendaries into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 20:07:51 No.13545412 Report

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>>13545151
>he's not into heavy petting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 20:26:56 No.13545653 Report

Quoted By: >>13545670 >>13545681

>>13545376
what do you think cuddling with Arceus is like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 20:28:00 No.13545670 Report

Quoted By: >>13545797

>>13545653
Dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 20:29:00 No.13545681 Report

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>>13545653
Absolutely legendary my dear anon

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 20:40:24 No.13545797 Report

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>>13545670

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 21:37:25 No.13546430 Report

Quoted By: >>13546709

>>13544473
Primeape is my biggest bro and everyone hates him ;_; I would never hit him, only poffins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 21:40:11 No.13546473 Report

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>>13545797
Awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 22:01:32 No.13546673 Report

Quoted By: >>13551547

>>13545376
>hit Slowpoke
>30 seconds passes
>Slowpoke reacts to the hit and flinches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2013 22:04:39 No.13546709 Report

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>>13546430
I love pimeape. I'm currently playing through LG and him + Sandslash, Hypno, and Vaporeon are fucking killer on a team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2013 02:50:43 No.13550081 Report

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bormp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2013 05:32:30 No.13551522 Report

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>Snorlax on Amie
>all you can see is jiggly, wiggly fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2013 05:35:00 No.13551547 Report

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>>13546673
I would laugh, but I don't think GameFreak is that clever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2013 05:46:00 No.13551618 Report

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>>13544473
He coos because he likes it, petting makes Primeape angrier.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2013 05:47:58 No.13551634 Report

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>>13545797
are th-th-those boobs?
also
>autism

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