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So the other day I was chillin with a friend of mine, and he brought his gameboy with Pokemon Yellow. (He was doing a nuzlocke.) His party consisted of a level 20 Charmeleon and a level 25 Nidoking (he wasn't that far in the game). When he had to go to the bathroom, I whipped out his game, boxed his 2 pokemon, and caught 3 Digletts, respectively named "I" "Lick" "Twat". Then I put it back in its place. Throughout the day, I dropped subtle hints about this, but he never caught on.
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I scale Pokemon TCG booster packs.
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>>13555836 I ejaculated on my sister's DS screen/buttons/stylus and didnt clean it off.
>mfw the next day saw her chewing her stylus Anonymous
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He's probably gonna come across this thread, as he browses /vp/.
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>writes 'I lick twat' like it's some kind of insult
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>>13555870 Well OP's friend was in the toilet long enough for him to catch three diglett's, so he was probably wiping OP's shit off his dick.
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>Buy Black and White >Decide to give one to younger brother so I have someone to play with >Ask brother which one he wants >He picks White, leaves me with Black >He takes a bath, leaving his DS on the couch >Whip it out, open it up >Memorise exact location he is in >Go to Name Rater >Rename his entire team to "Ramon" >Return to his previous location >Save game >mfw he gets into a battle and realises what I've done >mfw he doesn't remember where the Name Rater is
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here's an idea>put his whole party into random boxes in gen1 >catch a bunch of shit mons and name them "I" "released" "everything" or something
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>>13555964 I liek dis idea
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>tell friend I released his starter >goes from few gyms to end of league to realize it was in the day care the whole time >tearful reunion >dumps it because it's fucking Oshawott I did him a favor
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I let a friend start a new game in Sapphire with one instruction; "Do not save."
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>>13555836 Pissed my cousin off and he released my entire team on Ruby. He pretended he didn't do it and bred me a new starter. But he fucking did it. I left the room and my game was missing. Then he "found" it.
