Lunch break at work, just finished eating some pasta amd decided to stop at gamestop on the way back to work. Walk in and stand in line behind some black guy trading in 5 ps3 games just to get 15 dollars off some hip hop dance party game.
Anonymous
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
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Bump for more stories.
Anonymous
>be me >have a bunch of useless ps3 games I don't play anymore >go to gamestop to trade them in >I always wanted to try out a hip hop dance party game, so I traded it in for that >talk to my friend as I finish up >some white guy goes to the cashier after me >they say that they want to pre-order pokemon Y >jokingly say "that's a kid's game!" >they say "hip hop dance party! that's a girls game haha" >start to sweat >say "I-I was only joking" >he didn't hear me >he walks out >run home >cry all day for someone calling my game girly
Anonymous
>Be me >Several months ago >Fairy type has not yet been revealed, nor are X and Y available for preorder >Go to EB Games to trade in my never-used PSP so I can get a copy of White 2 and Tales of the Abyss >Strike up conversation with cashier about X and Y >He says he heard Sylveon will be flying type >I'm a fairyfag >I say "haha yeah maybe," get my games and leave, my autism over Fairy Type successfully concealed, not a single strand of spaghetti out of place
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HAHA WOW WREKT
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>Go to walmart at midnight for a flashdrive with friend >Get out and see gamestop closed over in the corner >Roll by in my car all stealth like >Download Raiku from my car >Friend is the only one who saw >Go home proud of my sneakiness >Get on facebook >My friend's facebook status was about how cool and sneaky we were for doing that. >mfw
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>>13556824 Mind you, I could've gone into the etymology of the word Sylph, the shit about the German name, all that
gay stuff, but who wants to be that guy in EB Games who's that autistic about Pokemon?
Anonymous
>>13556370 >Not pre-ordering off Amazon >Not having it shipped directly to your house on release day >Not having to leave the confines of your house and risk social humiliation at the hands of FUCKING GAMESTOP Anonymous
>>13556929 >Not buying the game from e-shop on midnight Anonymous
>>13556929 I understand social anxiety and shit but what is it about gamestop that makes everyone so nervous. I have trouble going a lot of places but GS isn't one of them.
Anonymous
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>>13556985 Because it's the only place these people will actually leave the house to go to, so of course they naturally only get into awkward situations there.
Anonymous
>>13556517 Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Anonymous
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>>13556929 >not being socially adept and able to purchase things
elibump !ZIyqdy8k0.
>>13557041 What if I'm a giant attention whore?
Anonymous
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>>13556929 >pre-ordering off Amazon >shipped directly to your house on release day If you mean shipped from their warehouse on release day, yeah
Anonymous
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>faggots like that black guy getting told
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>at high-school >be 5ft 80lbs pale white nerd with big glasses >be basketball team mascot >Tyrone lebron kobe III our best player hurts his ankle >rest of the team is out due to aid/cancer and cannot play >I have to substitute him or we play with one less >get passed the ball >pass straight between everyone tower like legs due to height >prepare for the dunk >cannot jump more than half of the height due being a manlet >laughingcheerleaders.jpg >get mad >start turning green >muscles start growing, become ripped as fuck >shorts start being ripped >my spaghetti starts falling from pocket >try to grab spahetti while all the basketball team plus coaches plus cheerleaders steal my spaguetti >get madder >get greener >get bigger >start running towards school janitor demanding more pasta >trip on my cape >fall head first on floor >break my glasses >shower of broken glass hits everyone >they burst into treats >gets detention
Anonymous
This is definitely the most spaghetti moment of my life.>be 14 >thanksgiving, who family comes to visit. >6 year old cousin is among the guest. >see that she is playing pearl >see her team and it's horrible >"I'll catch some good pokemon for you" >grab her ds >she screams "No!" >Trying to force it out of her hands >"come on, your pokemon stink!" >Uncle comes over and pushes me away from her >"what the hell are you doing? act your age."
Anonymous
>ctrl+f >"spaghetti" >only 3 results
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>>13556370 GOOD FOR YOU OP, WHAT A MAN, 10/10, SO ALPHA
faggot
Anonymous
>>13557650 good spaghetti is a stupid exploitable phrase that just makes an excuse to not be creative in your wording. Saying spaghetti falls out of your pockets is not an instant humor transformer.
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>>13557637 >Be 14 >Act like a teen with a hormone overdose I don't see the problem here.
Anonymous
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>>13557699 His point isn't that it's being used or not, and it is, but it's being misspelled.
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This always seems to be my luck>Black guy says something rude and insults people >I say something clever and turn his own argument against him >I look at my friends who kind of just glance over at me >"I know that you think you said something really clever, and it was pretty smart, but don't try that again. He doesnt understand half of those words or know the definition of the words he just used. Your jokes go right over his head and he doesnt even realize he missed something." >just tell the guy to shut up next time >He says something he thinks is a witty insult >Its not >Hes dying and laughing >rage silently
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>>13557637 >not knowing how to deal with kids If you aren't a direct authority over them you have to make them think that they want something before they'll do it for you.
Anonymous
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>>13557075 Then you should go to /soc/. Seriously, I do it all the time to get approval from strangers on the internet, without shitting up blue boards.
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>be a fat neckbeard who's a part-timer at gamestop >shop is filled by niggers with games to return >feels uncomfortable due to childhood trauma, added to the sweatiness on their huge, hard black muscles who are mixing up my subconscious fears and my budding sexuality >suddenly a skinny, unhealthy white guy enters the shop and stand in line >feel kind of safer >it's the whitey's turn >he wants to pre-order Pokemon Y >feels relieved since he's "one of us" >while he makes the transaction we talk about mega evolutions >notices that all the handsome niggers are staring right at us >start to panic >One of them tell the white client "pokemon? Thats a kids game haha" >the motherfucker naturally replies "hip hop dance party? Thats a little girls game haha" and leave >he doesn't notice how devastated this black guy became >all the other niggers get mad over their brother-in-arm's breakdown >they all turn toward me and unzip their pants, decided to vent their anger on my poor, frail and morbidly obese body >the memories are all coming back >mfw
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13557041 >Tripcodes are only good for one thread Wrong, when I drop my trip people use my name and pretend to be me. this has caused a lot of thread derailments in the past.
Why don't you make some research before giving advice? unless ofc, you WANT shitstorms instead of threads.
Anonymous
>>13561442 If you never used the name again yourself what the hell does it matter if other people use it?
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13561503 >I don't know the porpuse of names To be recognized. I build a rep and it gives more weight to my posts.
Anonimity only mean that my real identity is aa mystery. I can still use an alias and be widely respected / hated/ whatever.
Why don't you get a fake identity as well? it makes your posts more noticable; and if you don't want people to notice your posts, why post in the first place?
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>>13561503 Because he doesn't get the point of an anonymous image board
Anonymous
>>13561547 Because we're not attention-seeking niggers
Anonymous
>>13561547 I make posts that are judged by their content, not some stupid internet alias of mine.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13561575 >Can't come up with a logical response >Haha, NIGGER Well, you are a double nigger.
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>>13561575 Why does it even matter? His identity doesn't have anything to do with the thread at hand, yes. But he didn't say anything about it, now did he? You're the one who's derailing this thread for no good fucking reason.
Anonymous
>>13561633 >oh noes he called me a nigger, better think of a comeback >y-your a double nigger you sure showed him
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13561615 Posts should be judged by both their content and their author. Didn't you study art and literature at school?
>>didn't you study english? #rekt Anonymous
>>13561661 Your posts are not a book.
>implying my english is bad >#rekt your own post Anonymous
>>13556444 Terrible, go back to /b/
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13561650 I'm better at debates using reason than at flamings done without frustration in my heart. Plainly put, if this is the best you can come up with in order to insult me than I won't feel the need to be intense with my reply.
>>13561688 >>13561685 Hey diva and anonymous board defense force, take it somewhere else
Anonymous
>>13561661 >thinks people care about him or his posts on fucking 4chan >thinks his specific use of a tripcode is the sole thing standing between a quality board and shitposting general >thinks /vp/ isn't already a shitstorm Being a bit self-centered is one thing. To the point of delusion is quite another.
Anonymous
>>13561688 I remember what its like to be a teenager too anon
In few days youll be back in sckool listening to your linkin park while we big boys discuss things
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13561685 I didn't imply your english is bad, I implied that people would beret me for my english since I came with the school example.
see? if you had known my style of posting, you wouldn't have made this mistake.
Anonymous
>go into gamestop for the last few generations on day of release, because i don't preorder. >me "yeah, let me have a copy of the new pokemon game (whatever version here)" >"ah nice, here you go, you excited?" >me "not really, I'm just the kind of guy who plays sequels of games since I've played all the other ones" >"oh, thats cool" >me "kind of wish they'd stop, but they won't" >"haha they make too much money" >everyone in the store erupts into a pokemon conversation >why does this always happen...
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>>13561687 chill out OP
why would you post fake stories on the internet anyway?
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
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>>13561699 >I don't care about you, thats why I replied to you. Better idea: if you don't care about someone, you might as well ignore them.
I don't think that a tripcode means no shitstorm, the post that you replied to implied that my posts are not to be taken at face level.
>>13561703 HAHAHAHAHAHA
alright, lets play. *cough*
'Don't call me a newfag, I have been here the entire summer.'.
Anonymous
>>13561708 Oh, well excuse me for not knowing your retarded posting style.
You know why I don't? Because even though you have a name attached to your posts, they haven't been good enough for me to bother remembering your shitty name.
Anonymous
>Ask for Black >Fat male clerk tries to give me the black case only to realize it says White on it. >He gets confused and ask which one I want >Go back and forth with this shtick for awhile until he just grabs something since I honestly dont care which version I get >B/W2 comes out >Female clerk >Does the same thing >Have to explain the difference between the names/colors and how its a sequel. Please dont ring me up for that! Thats the first game I wanted the sec...oh my god. Seriously? No! You have it wrong! Dont argue with me! I know what I said you just dont.... fuck it! Fine! Yeah just grab one of them and Ill buy it. I dont care I just want to play the new game
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
Anonymous
>>13561766 >Black >a white case Nigga the legendary is white, Black is still a black case.
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>>13561791 Whatever. They still kept getting confused with it
Anonymous
>>13561547 >Implying anyone outside your furry threads will take you more seriously because your a tripfag Hahaha
Anonymous
>>13561783 >>13561789 Not who you were talking to, but you are extremely unmemorable and seem like a self centered cunt.
The only reason I'll remember you at all is because you literally have one of the worst tripfag names I have ever seen. Seriously, thoughtless celestial? You couldn't have thought of anything better?
It makes you sound like a faggot who thinks that they're deep and gazes at stars at night.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13561905 >>13561913 You had an option to take it to /b/, but you let that thread 404. instead, you keep posting and derailing this thread.
Not that I care; lets roll
>>13561905 >implying that the furry threads aren't just you talking to yourself Hahaha
>>13561913 You have developed an opinion about me, which means I am not as unmemorable.
You want the reason behind my choice of a trip? Well, I used to be a touhoufag- still am, in some senses but I don't go to /jp/ anymore- andyou know how those touhou characters have titles to them- oh you don't? well touhou characters have titles, and they differ from character to character and from game to game. anyhow 'thoughtless celestial' is a ref to one such title, since i thought I saw shared points in our personality.
oh right, my story doesn't interest you. that is why you made a comment about it in the first place.
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>>13556370 Still pretty retarded, because you took the brainpower to replay at all, which shows you care.
If someone says that to me I just grunt.
Anonymous
>>13561956 I didn't comment about your story. I'll literally only remember you because of my instant hate upon seeing your name.
Also, I got here after the threads already 404'd and didn't want to "take this" anywhere anyways.
Anonymous
>>13561956 I'm filtering you since you're an asshole and are trying too hard to be an attention whore and get a "reputation" on here. Have fun getting famous.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13561983 You couldn't have commented about my story because only now I told it. However you DID say you don't care about me, which includes my story.
Also, I would like to hear your opinion about GF choice of naming it's pokemon. your analyzing seems profound and deep.
Lastly, it doesn't matter that the /b/ thread already 404'd if you didn't want to take this anywhere in the first place. but you had your chance, and now you lost credibility needed for preaching me.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
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>>13562029 Without replies from people like you to soil my name I'll have fun.
Thanks for getting out of my sight.
What, gonna reply? I thought you have filtered me.
Anonymous
>>13562042 God you're a faggot.
>>13562029 had the right idea I'm filtering you. See you
Anonymous
>>13562042 Not even the guy you're arguing with, but you sound like a tool. Keep trying to get a following on 4chan, bud. Im sure it will do wonders.for you in the real world.
Anonymous
>>13556985 I always thought people hated Gamestop for things like giving you cents for games.
Anyway, kind of a short story that just happened on Saturday.
>roomie and me moving in to new apartment >set up everything, tv needs cable cord >letsgotowalmart.avi >gamestop next to walmart >hey man, there's a game I want to buy, mind if we stop there for a second? >we get there >last copy of Shin Megami Tensei 4 >as usual, copies are opened although they sell them as new >tell my roomie how nice that with the code inside I will get 30$ cash in the eshop >open game box, no code, start to panic >friend takes me back to gamestop >tell the guy what happened, he apologizes and explains that maybe someone stole the code, gives me a full refund >get to another gamestop 10 mins away from there, they have 3 sealed copies, get one, everyone's happy No spagghetti, but that's why I really avoid buying stuff from Gamestop just because for that reason, I just hate how they label the games as new but they take everything out and leave the box in there.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13562070 As I always say, good riddance.
>>13562078 >real world I have given up on that long ago. It's just me and my hobbies now. As long as I survive and have food and a place to sleep, I don't care.
Anonymous
>>13561442 that's what you get for using a name, you fucking faggot
thoughtless celestial !!LupdF7aniUA
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Sorry guys i just can't stop sucking dicks
Anonymous
>>13562126 >no life outside of the internet Top lel
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>>13561714 >"kind of wish they'd stop, but they won't" What the fuck dude? You don't like new games?
thoughtless celestial !!SygWJuYT/g0
Would you guys stop stealing my trip? Nobody belives that any of you fags are really me. Everyone who really knows me would recognize the fact these fakers haven't complained about how little attention and respect furfags get
thoughtless celestial !!5rT/u5vh/Ba
Guys I'm sorry I am such a fucking faggot attention seeking loser. I literally have nothing else to do all day but hope people notice me and pretend people respect me for my trip code. In fact, the only people who care about my dumb ass trip code are other people with trip codes. It's kind of sad, when you really look at it. Too bad I'll never realize this because I'm far too busy being an arrogant loser that will be forgotten once this thread dies.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
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>>13562154 i get what?
>>13562169 what is out there that is worth your time and effort?
Anonymous
>>13561547 Your posts should be, and are primarily, judged based on content. If you feel like you need to rely on reputation then you're most likely insecure about the substance of your opinions and claims. This makes anybody who is familiar with the social dynamics of 4chan immediately judge a tripfag much harder than they would an anon.
thoughtless celestial !9Q4yeJAsgY
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>>13562200 Guys I know I've been a huge faggot but I really need your help, I can't stop sucking dicks.
Please help guys seriously, I'm crying choking on this huge cock that's in my mouth.
thoughtless celestial !OAEidpACUI
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>>13562200 >>13562176 It's okay guys I'll take it from here. Sorry about all the dicks I suck everyone.
thoughtless celestial !9Q4yeJAsgY
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Guys I know I've been a huge faggot but I really need your help, I can't stop sucking dicks.
thoughtless celestial !OAEidpACUI
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I take back everything I've said. I love cock. I'm not sorry.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13562230 it's not that i'm insecure about my content, I just don't trust the people of 4chan to know honesty from sarcasm and to live little details such as proper grammar and spelling outside of the discussion. this lack of trust came from experiance, but with my trip people already know to expect bad grammar and spend less time complaining about it. Well, truth to be told, some people on /vp/ still can't always tell whan I'm being sarcastic and when I'm being serious. I blame summer for those people tough.
Anonymous
>>13562114 I've had the opposite thing happen, Quite a few brand new copies of games are sold used at my local GS because the seal is broken. I've gotten a lot of codes this way.
Anonymous
>>13562286 Sounds like you're just bad at portraying sarcasm in the form of text, and shit at writing.
So you're insecure about that, but instead of taking the blame for yourself you blame it on everyone else.
God, what a faggot.
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>>13556370 if this really happened, that nigga bust your pasta eating yokie ass right then and there
thoughtless celestial !vnGZ8af/C.
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I love sucking dicks and looking for attention. I might as well be a fucking camwhore at this rate.
Anonymous
>Have GF that works at GameStop >Come in when store is about to close. >Just me and her >She starts to vacuum floor >I whip DS out of backpack and begin to download pokes >She finishes vacuuming and locks the front and pulls down the metal shades >She sucks my dick right there while I download >I carefully blow a pint of semen on her face and she wipes it off in the bathroom >We leave through the back >Feel like a total boss
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>>13562304 I guess I am glad the person who stole the code took the whole thing and not just wrote it down or took a picture. It would've sucked to come home and try to register the game
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>>13562343 >inb4 people falling for teh epic b8 Anonymous
In where that after all these years, Thoughtless Celestial is still truly thoughtless
Anonymous
>>13562343 Your girlfriend is trashy as hell.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13562317 if that was the case everyone on 4chan would have problems understanding my posts.
Since this is not the case, I have come to the conclusion that there are selected few who can't understand english unless it's 100% accurate, and can't read between the lines as well. blaming summer for this is the obvious choice.
Anonymous
>>13562371 Are you actually Stoe from /adv/?
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>>13557637 she probably though you were going to delete her save file or trade her best pokemon to your game.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
>>13562365 >TC is always TC You can't change me, I am myself.
how bout you? are you you or are you what others want you to be?
Are you jealous of me being myself? You can be yourself too, just have some courage. it's an anonymous internet board, go nuts.
Anonymous
>>13562371 >blaming summer on people who call you out for shitty writing So children who have the summer off from school spend their time on the internet correcting people's spelling/grammar?
You're an attention whore and a dumb ass.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
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>>13562379 I don't use other trips. I used to have another trip but I (almost) completely stopped using it when I took this one.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
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>>13562419 >So children who have the summer off from school spend their time on the internet correcting people's spelling/grammar? Yes, because they want to be considered as 'adults'. Real adults don't care about such minor details.
On the same level: Real adults would have better ways to deal with their stress than to smoke / drink alcohol/ coffee. (well I guess coffee isn't as damaging as alcohol but still)
And on another level: Real adults would have no problems bout playing 'kid' games, because it's the fun that matters.
You are an immature fag and an ass hat.
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>>13562399 I used to be myself, then I left /vp/ last year and dropped my stupid trip.
And now I get a small bout of Black 2 induced nostalgia and you're still here, goddamn.
Anonymous
>>13562419 Why are you still responding to him? If this thread is to ever get back on track the bickering that's going on now will need to be dropped. Otherwise this situation is just going to go into a continual loop of degeneration like it is now. It's a shame to see the thread falling apart like this but it can be completely turned around. I'm all for getting this thread back on track and in a positive direction by avoiding the hurtful obnoxious talk and posting stuff relevant to the discussion. How about you? And I don't mean that offensively. I just want the thread to go back from where it is right now.
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>>13562371 We've been through this before, you daft bitch.
You can't be trusted.
thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd
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>>13562472 Tell you what: I need to go in 10 mins. so in 10 mins I return, and I promise I'll delete any post I have ITT that replies to null (already deleted) posts.
I'll also stop replying now because i have to go anyway.
i'm a bit worried since I got dc halfway, but i think i can still delete my posts.
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>>13562472 Deleted all my posts, I've had enough fucking with him for one night.
Carry on anons.
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Not pokemon related but spaghetti all the more. >be last year >be waiting for the Halo 4 midnight release at my local EB >getting high as fuck with my best bro before we go >his older brother drives us, says we have 5 minutes because it's fucking midnight >we sprint into the plaza (mall) >slide around the corner to a horde of the geekiest sons of bitches you've ever seen >they all look at us >we both look down >waiting around awkardly >EB staff member comes out and says the games are good to go >we say we'll take ours >awkward overdose as every neckbeard, pale skin and pizza face stares us down >EB member stutters and asks if we've gotten our code or some shit >I say I've already pre-paid it in full >directs us to the register >sign out some gay shit and wait around a little longer >see 3 gigageeks from my shitty catholic school >one of them approaches me and attempts to make small talk >"hey anon, didn't expect to see you here." >eyes red as fuck >"haha yeah hey you too." >he just stands there for a few seconds and walks back to his pack >get my glorious box of Halo goodness >walk out of there like nothing happened >leg it as we get around the corner
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>>13562368 She just can't get enough of the D.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>In Gamestop a week or two ago >Waiting on little brother to pick out games he wants, talking to cashier while I wait >We talk about new releases, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Assassins Creed, GTA5, etc >Bring up Saints Row 4 >Some fat, lazy eyed dude hears us talking, asks what we're talking about >"Saints Row 4" >He looks at me and pauses >"You mean... Saints Row 3 DLC?" >"No" >He takes his bag and retreats
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>>13565341 >Pokemon poster what poster?
Anonymous
>>13565385 Kalos map with a bridge that leads off Kalos added to it for some reason.
Anonymous
>>13565388 >poster as bonus fuck my country.
Anonymous
>>13565437 you're supposed to comment on why did they add a bridge to the map that leaps off the region
Anonymous
>>13565445 show me the poster and point the bridge.
Anonymous
>>13565450 wasn't there before
Anonymous
>>13565468 I don't see anything new, the map is cropped.
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>>13565508 I don't see it.
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>>13561442 Jesus Christ you're a faggot. Still not quite sure you're not browsing on your 2nd reddit tab right now.
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>ctrl + f >no euphoria >2013
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>be at gamestop >wanting to purchase a previously played platinum version >cute emo clerk asks if i need help with anything >spaghetti begins to tumble >make some shit up so I don't look like a autistic child >"d-do you have a used donkey kong for 3DS? I-I loved donkey kong as a kid and want to play it again" >fuck now i'm screwed i can't ask for platinum now >"no sorry only new copies" >stare at platinum case for about 5 more minutes >leave >decide to go to target instead to get it hoping that there isn't a girl clerk >play out scenarios in my head about what i am going to say >decide on "it's my little bros birthday and he really wants this pokemon game called platinum. i know right what a kids game but he's 9 so" >two older guys working >ask the cooler looking one if he can help me >"which pokemon game is the newest that kids are buying these days?" >he replies "i think it's this one (heart gold) it comes with a pedometer thing too so your brother can catch pokemon while walking around" >know that heart gold isn't the newest but too autistic to correct him >buy it anyways >clerk says "tell your brother happy birthday and hope he enjoys the game" in a sarcrastic tone >t-thanks you too
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>be me >at gamestop >fucking kids screaming at their moms >after half an hour this kid finally decide to do nothing and take his game back >cool guys all around me talking about fighting games FPS and new gen consoles >my turn >"I'd like to preorder Pokémon Y" >the cashier is a total bro, I pay 5 for the preorder and ask him if I can change the preorder if the 3DS special edition came out >he says I can do it >before leaving I tell him I will be back to download Dialga, Palkia, Giratina and to inform him about the 3DS
