>>13572779I'll do you one better, I'll describe my history in order with a moveset.
1st gf cheated on me and got pregnant by the other guy, I know because I never touched her, so Substitute.
Dated this one girl, but nothing really happened. Kind of an uneventful relationship.
Next, I got into a relationship with an already established couple, so Double Team.
Then I dated my room mate, and it was a secret, so Shadow Sneak.
Finally, because my relationships have ended badly each time, Double Edge.
