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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:27:19 No.13584800 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13584925 >>13587261 >>13588847 >>13589038

ITT: retarded stuff.
Kingler can't learn Waterfall

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:36:12 No.13584819 Report

Quoted By: >>13584997

Zangoose can't learn Cut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:36:49 No.13584822 Report

Quoted By: >>13584842 >>13584845 >>13586594

Can crabs even swim?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:37:37 No.13584824 Report

Quoted By: >>13584834 >>13584843 >>13584866

Pidgey has a higher attack than Onix

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:39:48 No.13584834 Report

Quoted By: >>13584841 >>13584843

>>13584824
No, it's the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:41:34 No.13584841 Report

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>>13584834
Still retarded though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:41:43 No.13584842 Report

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>>13584822
Of course they can you numpty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x54-O5wuhaM

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:41:48 No.13584843 Report

Quoted By: >>13584866 >>13586101

>>13584824
>>13584834
Joltik has a higher attack than Onix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:42:16 No.13584845 Report

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>>13584822
Well it can learn Surf, but yeah I think they can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:48:37 No.13584864 Report

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>>13584842

Somehow I don't see that thing scaling a waterfall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:49:16 No.13584866 Report

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>>13584824
>>13584843
Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:53:42 No.13584873 Report

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>>13584864
Kingler has Sheer Force now and a massive Attack stat, it's just stupid it doesn't have Waterfall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 10:59:22 No.13584890 Report

Quoted By: >>13584917 >>13587256

Gyarados can learn Fly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:03:39 No.13584917 Report

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>>13584890
Can't. Why the fuck would auto correct change that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:05:49 No.13584923 Report

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>>13584873
Crabhammer is stronger than Waterfall though, plus the increased crit ratio.

The only bad part is that it's 90% accurate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:06:21 No.13584925 Report

Quoted By: >>13584936 >>13587244

>>13584800

>mfw Dodrio is Normal\Flying
>mfw when FLYgon is Ground\Dragon

Can't get worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:08:07 No.13584930 Report

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>>13584923
Crabhammer is weaker than a Sheer Force boosted Waterfall, and misses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:08:30 No.13584932 Report

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>>13584923
The point is it doesn't have any STABbed move to abuse Sheer Force with, silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:10:09 No.13584936 Report

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>>13584925
At least he can levetate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:14:59 No.13584948 Report

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>>13584936

But he misses some STAB flying moves only to get STAB Earthquake? And in competitive battling everyone uses Air Balloons anyway.

It's like going to Rome and not seeing the Pope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:18:11 No.13584958 Report

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>>13584948
>he misses some STAB flying moves only to get STAB Earthquake
>implying STAB Flying is even remotely comparable to STAB Ground

Nintendo_2DS

Nintendo_2DS Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:23:27 No.13584973 Report

Quoted By: >>13585239 >>13585295 >>13587427

>>13584958

>Implying grass-type counters aren't viable.
>Implying flying\dragon is uncommon
>Implying flying-type moves suck, technically implying Brave Bird and Fly are weak.

If we already have 4x Ice weakness, there's not a big deal changing Ground to Flying. You never played competitive, didn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:23:37 No.13584974 Report

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>>13584930
>>13584932
hammer gets a boost from sheer force because it has a secondary effect (the high crit rate)

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:26:55 No.13584983 Report

Quoted By: >>13587286 >>13589024

Seismitoad can't learn Ice Beam

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:31:33 No.13584997 Report

Quoted By: >>13585078 >>13585110 >>13585193

>>13584819
yes this is retarded
who'd want to use it though. It's kind of like Zangoose not learning growl

What I always thought was stupid is the names of the gen 3 dragons

It would have made more sense to me to have it Bagon-->Shellgon-->Flygon, especially with the Bagon line backstory of wanting to fly so badly then on their final evolution achieving that dream

That mix-up always kinda bothered me

Noone would really argue with the other line being named Trapinch-Vibrava-Salamence

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:41:12 No.13585023 Report

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>>13584974
so does waterfall retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:44:19 No.13585036 Report

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>>13584974
It doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:54:01 No.13585078 Report

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>>13584997

>What shall we call this dragonfly?
>How about we name it a salamander?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:55:45 No.13585098 Report

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Pidgey can learn Fly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:58:17 No.13585110 Report

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>>13584997

>These evolutions make sense because the names rhyme

This is literally the stupidest reason I've ever seen. Please kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:58:24 No.13585111 Report

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>>13584974
No it doesn't, dumbass. Increased Critical Hit ratio is a primary effect and doesn't count. The same way recoil damage from moves like Take Down doesn't count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 11:59:31 No.13585119 Report

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Emboar doesn't learn Fire Punch by level up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:00:25 No.13585123 Report

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muk can't learn toxic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:02:33 No.13585131 Report

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>>13585123
But it can?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:04:21 No.13585142 Report

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>>13585078
you missed the point, it was about the Bagon line ending with Flygon. I don't really care what name the Trapinch line would end with

>>13585110
read my post again, I gave a different proper reason. Also it doesn't rhyme to begin with, so your whole post may just as well be deleted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:09:03 No.13585160 Report

Quoted By: >>13585165 >>13585168

>>13585123
Everything can learn toxic, dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:10:49 No.13585165 Report

Quoted By: >>13587207

>>13585160
THAT is retarded

Wobbuffet

Wobbuffet Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:11:02 No.13585168 Report

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>>13585160

Wo-wobbuffet!

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:12:04 No.13585171 Report

Quoted By: >>13585182 >>13585221

Snorlax can learn Surf.

Wobbuffet

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Wobbuffet Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:15:06 No.13585182 Report

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>>13585171

Miltank can learn surf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:15:08 No.13585183 Report

Quoted By: >>13585192

Scizor can't learn Crabhammer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:15:42 No.13585185 Report

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surskit can't learn surf.
masquerain can't learn fly.
I almost boxed it because of that, but I kept it so i could be the 1%

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:17:20 No.13585192 Report

Quoted By: >>13585199 >>13585200

>>13585183
Is he a fucking crab?!
Imbecile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:18:00 No.13585193 Report

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>>13584997
You are retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:20:42 No.13585199 Report

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>>13585192

He's some kind of furious ant/lobster bastard child.
Close enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:20:51 No.13585200 Report

Quoted By: >>13587266

>>13585192
>must be a crab to learn Crabhammer
What is Crawdaunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:25:32 No.13585221 Report

Quoted By: >>13587317

>>13585171
>>13585182
so can Rhydon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:29:15 No.13585239 Report

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>>13584973
>implying Fly is viable
>implying Flygon would have received Brave Bird
>implying Dragon/Flying pokémon actually use their secondary STAB
I seriously hope you are trolling.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:33:05 No.13585264 Report

Quoted By: >>13585277

Lumineon can't learn quiver dance ;~;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:35:16 No.13585271 Report

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<pokemon i like> can't learn <skill that would make it uber with its ability>

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:36:49 No.13585277 Report

Quoted By: >>13585281 >>13585286 >>13587266

>>13585264

>Mfw Quiver Dance is called Butterfly Dance in Japan
>Mfw Lilligant still learns it anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:37:52 No.13585281 Report

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>>13585277
>Butterfly Dance
>Dance

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:39:25 No.13585286 Report

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>>13585277
Lumineon is based on butterflies and fish and shit, and they might as well have given it to bellossom if lilligant got it. Silly GF

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:41:57 No.13585295 Report

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>>13584973
>Implying there are good flying type moves outside of Hurricane and Brave Bird
>Implying Flygon would have gotten Brave Bird
>Implying special Flygon
>Implying Fly is in any way viable
>Implying STAB Earthquake is bad because it has an item to counter it

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:43:53 No.13585305 Report

Quoted By: >>13585313 >>13585315

Electrode can't learn Overheat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:45:06 No.13585311 Report

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>Flareon can't learn flare blitz, earthquake, and acrobatics
Hold me /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:45:40 No.13585313 Report

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>>13585305
Your mom can
not because I make her hot but because of menopause obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:46:14 No.13585315 Report

Quoted By: >>13585321

>>13585305
My favourite suicide lead, hit hard and hit fast my son

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 12:48:05 No.13585321 Report

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>>13585315
>Hit hard
>After Explosion nerf

poor electrode, even Scarfsplosion gengar does its job better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 15:21:58 No.13586101 Report

Quoted By: >>13588861

>>13584843
So? one tiny spider can be more lethal than a charging rhino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 16:15:47 No.13586579 Report

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Miltank has the same base speed as Staraptor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 16:16:50 No.13586589 Report

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>yfw helioptile cant learn sunny day or solarbeam

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 16:17:23 No.13586594 Report

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>>13584822
yes they can, but they can't climb waterfalls.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:35:56 No.13587136 Report

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Machamp is a superpower pokemon but cant learn superpower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:39:31 No.13587175 Report

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Gastley and wooper can use ice punch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:39:56 No.13587182 Report

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A giant bell can't learn Heal Bell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:41:57 No.13587207 Report

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>>13585165
Toxic is Poke Aids

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:46:24 No.13587244 Report

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>>13584925
It has to do with the Japanese name's since they create the Pokemon. It doesn't make sense in English but in Japanese it makes sense like why Fighting type is strong against Dark type because Dark type is called Evil Type in Japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:48:14 No.13587256 Report

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>>13584890
or any flying type moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:48:39 No.13587261 Report

Quoted By: >>13587313

>>13584800
>tfw no Sheer Force Agility Waterfall from Kingler

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:49:36 No.13587266 Report

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>>13585200
>Implying crustaceans
>Implying Scizor is a crustacean

>>13585277
But how else would the designer's uguu kawaii waifu be useful outside giving a thematic move it slightly fits despite there already existing other Pokemon that have fit the theme long before it but don't get it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:51:22 No.13587286 Report

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>>13584983
Honestly good. Almost every water type knowing ice beam defeats the purpose of Ice type and makes them useless. Less water types should know ice type moves

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:52:46 No.13587303 Report

Quoted By: >>13587371

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:53:34 No.13587313 Report

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>>13587261
tfw no Dragon Dance even though Crawdaunt (poor man's Kingler) gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:53:59 No.13587317 Report

Quoted By: >>13587355

>>13585221
And the Nidos, Lickitung, Kangaskhan, Tauros, Sentret, fucking Sneasel, Tyranitar, Zigzagoon, Exploud but not Whismur or Loudred, Hariyama, Aggron, Rampardos, Garchomp, Herdier and Stoutland, Audino, Haxorus, Druddigon and Bouffalant.

Those are just some weird ones I picked from the Bulbapedia page.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:57:03 No.13587349 Report

Quoted By: >>13587391

Razor Wind is a Normal-type move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:57:45 No.13587355 Report

Quoted By: >>13587373

>>13587317
Surf is more or less just the ability to swim as that's what you use it for, despite the flashy attack animation of a tidal wave crashing down. Its not too unreasonable when you think of it that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:58:41 No.13587371 Report

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>>13587303
Japanese name: Booster.

That's why it gets Flame Charge!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 17:58:48 No.13587373 Report

Quoted By: >>13587852

>>13587355
But then the large majority of Pokémon should be able to learn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 18:00:12 No.13587391 Report

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>>13587349
Gust and Karate Chop were Normal in Gen I.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 18:01:34 No.13587405 Report

Quoted By: >>13587860

Acrobatics availability is retarded.

Almost all Pokemon who learn Quick attack should get Extreme speed on ending levels.

Luxray can't learn any slashin attacks even if it has claws.

Monkey who clearly have no fingers can learn them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 18:03:46 No.13587427 Report

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>>13584973
>look at all the flying moves on comp. dragonite and salamence
>about equal to the number of fucks I give about your shit tier opinions

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 18:50:05 No.13587852 Report

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>>13587373
No, it just means a large majority of Pokemon cannot swim

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 18:50:49 No.13587860 Report

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>>13587405
Extreme Speed is alot fast than Quick Attack though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 18:52:01 No.13587873 Report

Quoted By: >>13587975

Volcarona is the Sun Pokemon. But, it doesn't have Drought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 19:04:09 No.13587975 Report

Quoted By: >>13587989 >>13588002

>>13587873
I ended your mum's drought when I got her wet, m8

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 19:07:16 No.13587989 Report

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>>13587975
wut u say bout me mum m8? I'll break you me. I swear on me mum.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 19:08:38 No.13588002 Report

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>>13587975
wut u say m8? I'll break ya m8. I swear on me mum

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 19:13:00 No.13588035 Report

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Neither one of them can learn Tail Slap.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 20:39:45 No.13588847 Report

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>>13584800
>Lugia can't learn Hurricane

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 20:40:35 No.13588861 Report

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>>13586101
Actually, Joltik is a tick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 20:51:28 No.13588978 Report

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Machamp can't learn Drain Punch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 20:56:17 No.13589024 Report

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>>13584983
nor Waterfall

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 20:58:10 No.13589038 Report

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>>13584800
Weavile doesn't have Technician.

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