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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:33:04 No.13589375 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13589403 >>13589597 >>13589606 >>13589695 >>13589806 >>13590418 >>13590541

>start therapy

>therapist says that I have many autistic traits

Come on, is there any truth to the stereotype?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:34:46 No.13589393 Report

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Well you are on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:35:33 No.13589399 Report

Quoted By: >>13589406 >>13589448

write what you said to your autist here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:36:05 No.13589403 Report

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>>13589375
Did you tell them you play Pokémon? That's probably what prompted it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:36:10 No.13589406 Report

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>>13589399
thereapist*

I am curious

>tfw you can't be autistic because you got no superpowers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:37:56 No.13589414 Report

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>you started therapy
Good job man, I need to do that tooI've been telling myself for three years

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:37:59 No.13589415 Report

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>>13589406
He may have superpowers, but they may not have awakened yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:39:46 No.13589435 Report

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>>13589415
was speaking of myself man, I wish I was an autist so I had an excuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:40:26 No.13589448 Report

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>>13589403

I did, but after she (perfectly) identified all of my supposed "autistic tendencies" to my dismay.

>>13589399

Well, she said that it has a lot to do with the way I talk and think. She implied that I have Schizotypal or a mix of both Aspergers and Schizotypal though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:43:12 No.13589478 Report

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>>13589435

>I wish I was an autist

Eh, I don't know if you'd like to spend all your days lurking DeviantArt or some other retard hangout on welfare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:43:33 No.13589483 Report

Quoted By: >>13589564

>>13589448
Is she hot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:43:36 No.13589485 Report

Quoted By: >>13589522 >>13589564

>>13589448
>tfw you speak normally, or at least think/feel you do even if you're awkward

have you ever heard an asperger talk though? Like I can imagine it since I got a neighbour that's asperger, and they all seem to talk in this very stereotypical weird way. Were you aware of it yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:45:37 No.13589509 Report

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>>13589478
>welfare
i-if only

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:46:10 No.13589515 Report

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>>13589478
>tfw you don't know what you wish for the most, to be a girl or to be an autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:46:52 No.13589522 Report

Quoted By: >>13589756

>>13589485

I can vouch for this. One of my 7th grade students has aspergers and he's a headache to be around. He talks all frantic all of the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:51:11 No.13589564 Report

Quoted By: >>13589569

>>13589483

Unfortunately no.

>>13589485

>were you aware

I always knew that I'm awkward and recently I"ve noticed that my voice can have a monotone sound at times. I can't usually get a point straight in conversations without pausing a lot and using sometimes out-of-context language.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:52:09 No.13589569 Report

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>>13589564
at least you're a cute autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:53:01 No.13589585 Report

Quoted By: >>13589601

The opposite happened for me
>start therapy for anxiety
>therapist cuts me off half way through the appointment and asks if I was autistic
>say yes
>she doesn't think it fits at all

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:53:30 No.13589591 Report

Quoted By: >>13589612

I've gotten very good at hiding my autism under many masks over the years.
I can't even remember my natural personality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:53:52 No.13589597 Report

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>>13589375
well what exactly do you do or say or enjoy doing??
is it just the way you speak??

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:54:00 No.13589601 Report

Quoted By: >>13589613 >>13589618

>>13589585
What doesn't fit at all? How did you know you were autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:54:35 No.13589606 Report

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>>13589375
How can I train myself to become an autist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:54:58 No.13589612 Report

Quoted By: >>13589628

>>13589591
>>13589591
Despite how edgy it sounds, I have to agree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:55:01 No.13589613 Report

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>>13589601
I think /vp/ tell him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:55:03 No.13589615 Report

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Though you may exhibit autistic traits you can not be fully autistic.
In other words you're normal, you just think more than others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:55:11 No.13589618 Report

Quoted By: >>13589645

>>13589601
I was diagnosed when I was 4, she was saying that I don't show any signs of autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:55:44 No.13589628 Report

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>>13589612
how is that edgy
l

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:56:13 No.13589634 Report

Quoted By: >>13589653 >>13589654 >>13589677

I'm really sick of people using the word "autistic" to describe people who are just socially awkawrd or obsessive compulsive or are just a little weird.

I have a little brother who's actually autistic, and he's nothing like all these descriptions. I find it frustrating that people on the internet are so uneducated and just say things because everyone else started doing it.

>inb4you'reautistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:56:45 No.13589641 Report

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>>13589628
He's just some retard from /v/ who uses edgy to describe damn near everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:57:05 No.13589645 Report

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>>13589618
Oh wow. Guess you got busted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:57:33 No.13589653 Report

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>>13589634
Your little brother is autistic.

There's also different magnitudes of autism, nerd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:57:39 No.13589654 Report

Quoted By: >>13589692

>>13589634
Fuck off faggot. Stop choosing to be offended

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:58:24 No.13589664 Report

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Yup, I was one of the worst autists in my province as a kid and I was obsessed with Shadow the Hedgehog until I was 16.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:58:59 No.13589677 Report

Quoted By: >>13589778

>>13589634
how autisitc is your brother? does he hit himself? Is he jontron tier autistic? Does he put his head through the wall? Can you fuck him in the ass without others knowing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:59:10 No.13589678 Report

Quoted By: >>13589700

>>13589597

Some of the things I enjoy are music, vidya such as pokemon and manga/anime. Not that unusual if you ask me. It's mostly the way I speak coupled with magical thinking/odd perceptions .

>tfw I caught myself explaining to my therapist which changes nintendo made to pokemon since gen 1 and how they affect competitive battling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 21:59:21 No.13589682 Report

Quoted By: >>13589702

>Therapist
Every human alive has "traits" of one mental disorder or another. It is literally inevitable because humans are incapable of being perfect parents and the environment is incapable of being a perfect place for a child to develop. Not to mention that one person's "normal" is another person's "extreme".

I suggest you be more aware of your behaviour, and adjust it accordingly, but remember that there are swaths of non-autistic people who play Pokemon. Keep in mind that therapists and counselors sometimes create or suggest problems so they look like they have a job to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:00:34 No.13589692 Report

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>>13589654

anon's not offended, he just thinks its fucking stupid

the reality is, autistic is just the current stop on the epithet wheel. in a year or two they'll make up a more "PC" word to replace it with, and a few years later that new word will become the "LOL U AUTIST" insult.

thats just how it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:00:52 No.13589694 Report

Quoted By: >>13589715 >>13589978

I just got diagnosed as a sociopath not too long again. I didn't realize it until recently.

I was recently at a funeral and I've always thought that people just cried out of common courtesy, tradition or something. Anyway, a conversation during the funeral led to me saying something like this, and well, yeah. Apparently I'm fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:00:53 No.13589695 Report

Quoted By: >>13590285

>>13589375
first time on /vp/, i grew up not playing pokemon and never cared for it and i am autistic, recently after finishing highschool a lot of friends are going back to old hobbies so pokemons getting real big around my circle so i try it, I've got pokemon black and its pretty sweet. The maker of pokemon was autistic, autistic master race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:01:27 No.13589700 Report

Quoted By: >>13589763

>>13589678
what exactly do you mean by magical thinking and odd perceptions OP? I'm actually really interested.

When you were talking about Pokemon and competitive battling did she ask you more about Pokemon and if you could explain it first??

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:01:36 No.13589702 Report

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>>13589682
fuck off man, I just want a magic pill that'll cure meI'm not even joking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:02:46 No.13589715 Report

Quoted By: >>13589738 >>13589748

>>13589694
fuck this sucks. I can't be the only one that fakes tears at funerals, right? My grandad died and I didn't even give a shit even if I liked him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:04:50 No.13589737 Report

Quoted By: >>13589742 >>13589762

>>13589702
Too bad all of the pills shrinks will give you fucking suck besides benzos, but you can only enjoy them for a few months until they're just as bad as any of the other pills they could give you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:04:57 No.13589738 Report

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>>13589715
it all goes back to when i was a kid in primary school and another kid die. I think I was just stupid back then, but I decided to cry for a day just to skip school work

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:05:44 No.13589742 Report

Quoted By: >>13589755 >>13589762

>>13589737
Prozac is good shit, man. I wouldn't be alive without prozac

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:06:29 No.13589748 Report

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>>13589715
That just sounds like being jaded of death.

>>13589702
Stop trying to be 'normal', anon. Most people will display most mental quirks not matter what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:07:10 No.13589755 Report

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>>13589742
SSRI withdrawals are fucking hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:07:15 No.13589756 Report

Quoted By: >>13590268 >>13592062

>>13589522
Yo Mr. White, shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:07:45 No.13589762 Report

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>>13589737
>>13589742
g-guess I'll rob a drug store

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:07:50 No.13589763 Report

Quoted By: >>13589800

>>13589700

I have this weird obsession with witchcraft, the Illuminati and the apocalypse, not to mention paranoid fears of being alone or staring at turned off tvs for long periods of time. I sometimes think that I'm going to hallucinate and that all the creepypastas I read will materialize in front of my eyes. I actually didn't play Majora's Mask because of the Ben creepypasta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:08:51 No.13589778 Report

Quoted By: >>13589794

>>13589677

Severely, sometimes, no, no, probably.

Of all the people on the internet, I wouldn't even say JonTron's anywhere near close to autistic.

CWC ranks up there. The bottom of the brony barrel, messed up DeviantArt fetish artists, that "TheNewStoryteller" guy on Youtube... there's so much worse out there.

People on the internet have such low tolerance levels.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:09:46 No.13589788 Report

Quoted By: >>13589803

>MFW I listen to actual autismal people at school
>MFW I read this thread and realized I don't have anything you guys have
>mfw i'm perfectly healthy and can't relate to you guys
>mfw you people are probably going to rage at me for posting this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:10:00 No.13589792 Report

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Remember when we called each other 'aspies'?

Good times

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:10:25 No.13589794 Report

Quoted By: >>13589878

>>13589778
>Of all the people on the internet, I wouldn't even say JonTron's anywhere near close to autistic.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:10:55 No.13589800 Report

Quoted By: >>13589875

>>13589763
Newsflash: All fucking humans are "interested" in that. It's not some "weird thing", EVERYONE has looked into that shit. Even football players. Even pop stars. They're human subjects, not "weird subjects". The only difference is they don't talk about it as much because they have other things going on in their lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:11:10 No.13589803 Report

Quoted By: >>13589911

>>13589788
>tfw I'm jelly of both autists and normal people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:11:35 No.13589805 Report

Quoted By: >>13589920

the fact that this is the fastest thread on /vp/ right now where as a thread discussing x and y gets 3 replies per hour really says something about the quality of this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:11:36 No.13589806 Report

Quoted By: >>13590154

>>13589375
There is no shame in having autism, nor anything you can do about it. Embrace it, you're special.

But seriously, you wouldn't be ashamed to be gay entirely because people called you a faggot, would you? So there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:17:45 No.13589875 Report

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>>13589800

I'm more "interested" than most, then. I used to obssess over how I was going to survive torture at the Antichrist's hands all the time, things to hoard, how to avoid drones, numbers telling me things, divination, etc. I also have severe Social Anxiety.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:18:06 No.13589878 Report

Quoted By: >>13589892

>>13589794

>some guy looks like JonTron in a video
>must be JonTron

okay then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:19:29 No.13589892 Report

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>>13589878
I'm sorry I offended you, but I'd pay billions to be your brother. beats whatever I am

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:19:39 No.13589895 Report

Quoted By: >>13589910 >>13589916 >>13590013

I'm genuinely curious, how is it autists (supposedly) talk?

asking because my voice can be a tiny bit monotone and ever since i took up french four years ago i noticed i began tripping over my words a little

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:21:24 No.13589910 Report

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>>13589895
also i forgot to mention that before i took up french i already knew spanish in addition to english

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:21:34 No.13589911 Report

Quoted By: >>13589950

>>13589803
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:21:53 No.13589916 Report

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>>13589895

Flat monotone voice, in an awkward or robotic fashion. They tend to use a lot of pauses, stray from the topic being discussed and bore listeners too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:22:07 No.13589920 Report

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>>13589805
this.
/vp/ amazes me sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:24:52 No.13589950 Report

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>>13589911
wgat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:27:40 No.13589978 Report

Quoted By: >>13590006

>>13589694
people get mad at me because i don't care about their emotions at all.
i also rage. am i a sociopath

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:30:30 No.13590006 Report

Quoted By: >>13590044 >>13590060 >>13590065 >>13590098 >>13590104 >>13590179

>>13589978
Yeah. I'm too. When I'm home alone I hurt my cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:30:50 No.13590013 Report

Quoted By: >>13590181

>>13589895
french people actually have a hard time with their own language
they usually say "uh" or act with their hands mid sentence to try and get their point across. Similar to italians.
English is hard to, dont get scared if you start tripping. Slow down your speech, and above all keep calm. It comes back eventually
>tfw can only talk normal and slow when high or buzzed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:33:06 No.13590044 Report

Quoted By: >>13590062 >>13590085

>>13590006

>I hurt my cat

You sir, deserves to die a most horrible death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:34:12 No.13590060 Report

Quoted By: >>13590134

>>13590006
>>13590006
i sometimes do that. when she tore up three toilet paper rolls, i rolled her around in the torn up paper until she didn't want to be near me any more. then i grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and punched her in the chest. it's hard to believe that it was me who did it, but i don't really feel remorse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:34:14 No.13590062 Report

Quoted By: >>13590104

>>13590044
Not cutting or anything dude, just making it meow. Maybe punching it if it pisses me off, or if I'm pissed off to start with

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:34:29 No.13590065 Report

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>>13590006
Kill yourself.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:36:01 No.13590085 Report

Quoted By: >>13590110 >>13590115 >>13590146

>>13590044
>caring this much about cats

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:36:57 No.13590098 Report

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>>13590006
edgy xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:37:15 No.13590104 Report

Quoted By: >>13590140

>>13590062
>>13590006

Probably samefag. He's a faggot either way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:37:48 No.13590110 Report

Quoted By: >>13590155

>>13590085
>Not caring that somebody's abusing an animal.

Just off yourself. Seriously.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:38:16 No.13590115 Report

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>>13590085
>hurting a creature that can feel pain and scream when hurt
you got me this time

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:40:12 No.13590134 Report

Quoted By: >>13590203

>>13590060
>scruff of the neck and punched her in the chest.
oh god. But yeah, that CAN actually work. Like if a cats shits inside your house, you push its face down into the shit, and it'll stop. You did the right thing with the paper. Punching it was a bit much though. cats respond better to reward

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:40:45 No.13590140 Report

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>>13590104
Yeah I am the same guy. I just clarified what I did

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:41:13 No.13590146 Report

Quoted By: >>13590179

>>13590085
While I grossly distaste people that value animals over human beings, the unwarranted abuse of an animal is a clear sign of sadism and sociopathy; the fact you aren't empathizing with the creature is very disconcerting.

Animal abuser don't deserve to be killed, but what they're doing is fucking terrible, and they're proving themselves to be shitting human beings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:41:34 No.13590154 Report

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>>13589806
Autistic people don't feel shame the same way a normal person does. It's a big part of their crippling social awkwardness.

Also, most autistic people won't realize, or even worry about, how awkward they act. Autism is essentially "Don't give a fuck" disease mixed with some poor motor skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:41:38 No.13590155 Report

Quoted By: >>13590177

>>13590110
>someone deserves a horrible death for hurting a fucking cat

I bet you care that much about people being hurt though, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:41:42 No.13590157 Report

Quoted By: >>13590174

I might punch cats, but faggots that weigh the life of a dog over a human should be shot.

>muh innocent animals

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:43:39 No.13590174 Report

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>>13590157

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:43:59 No.13590177 Report

Quoted By: >>13590231 >>13590236

>>13590155
Because cats are totally capable of doing nasty evil acts, right?

It's cats that are responsible for the shit stain the world's becoming right?

If someone has a good heart, and they've been hurt, of course I'll care. If it's someone that is just a naturally shitty person, I don't give a damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:44:02 No.13590179 Report

Quoted By: >>13590214 >>13590231

>>13590006
>>13590146
>the unwarranted abuse of an animal is a clear sign of sadism and sociopathy; the fact you aren't empathizing with the creature is very disconcerting

>tfw once I thought I felt bad for the cat, but it was just me being scared other people would find out if it had a broken leg or some shit

Fuck. Then again I might just be edgy, or have low IQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:44:10 No.13590181 Report

Quoted By: >>13590200

>>13590013
Ah okay, thanks for the reassuring words anon. I don't know its like I don't particularly remember tripping over my words before? I started taking French as a high school freshman, and I was worried that maybe my brain was having trouble keeping all these languages in line or something, so that's why my tongue would twist ha ha.

Well I'm speak both English and Spanish natively, it's not that I'm new to them and that would explain it (if that's what you were suggesting), but again, thanks anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:46:07 No.13590200 Report

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>>13590181
*Well I speak.

Whoops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:46:22 No.13590203 Report

Quoted By: >>13590228 >>13590265 >>13590323

>>13590134
>>13590134
>disciplining a cat
so dumb
like all animals, they respond to repetition. If you don't want your cat on a chair because it will sharpen it's claws on it, you gently push it off until it quits jumping up.

Also, you got to scoop a cat's litter box twice a day. Cats don't want to poop on their poop just like any other creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:46:58 No.13590214 Report

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>>13590179
I also killed a young bird by taking it out of its nest once.and I killed a billion lemmings, but who hasn't?
please diagnose me /vp/, I don't want to go to the doctors

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:48:36 No.13590228 Report

Quoted By: >>13590338

>>13590203
Nah fuck you faggot. punishment works too of you want it to stop. Repetition and reward is good if you want it to do something. Wait... I don't really know shit, but I dislike that you called me out on it anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:48:49 No.13590231 Report

Quoted By: >>13590248

>>13590177
Ah, the posturing morality of 'people deserve it, people are evil, cats are perfect'.

Applying your morality on both cats and humans when both are doing simply what they do.

>>13590179
You're not getting off to the thought of the animal getting hurt, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:49:07 No.13590234 Report

Quoted By: >>13590256

>>13589515
>Wanting to be an autist over a little grill

What are you, a faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:49:22 No.13590236 Report

Quoted By: >>13590381

>>13590177
cats are completely capable of fucking things up whether or not they want to.

the toxoplasmosis parasite epidemic for instance. the imbalanced predator/prey relationship between every animal feral cats can distinguish as prey.
i mean, humans are also completely capable of fucking things up despite best intentions. don't use logical fallacies just because you're having an emotional reaction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:50:16 No.13590248 Report

Quoted By: >>13590297

>>13590231
>You're not getting off to the thought of the animal getting hurt, right?

No, it's just a relief I guess. If I were a psychiatrist I think it's because I'm stupid and can't dominate anyone without physical force

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:50:50 No.13590256 Report

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>>13590234
nah, think I'll have to go with a girl. But anything but this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:51:18 No.13590265 Report

Quoted By: >>13590439

>>13590203
gently pushing things does not stop them from doing anything. it's like if you turned around every few minutes and said "stop following me you sweet little puppy".
you want discipline or results, there needs to be sternness and intensity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:51:35 No.13590268 Report

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>>13589756
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:53:06 No.13590285 Report

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>>13589695
>using your actual e-mail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:53:44 No.13590297 Report

Quoted By: >>13590310

>>13590248
Hmm. I suppose that's understandable; very very far from good, but understandable. You aren't feeling good because you're hurting it, but you're releasing your frustration on something you can control.

Seriously though, stop hurting your cat. Get into woodcutting or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:55:10 No.13590310 Report

Quoted By: >>13590362

>>13590297
sounds about right. chopping trees sounds cool, but I'm not sure if it is legal around here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:56:06 No.13590323 Report

Quoted By: >>13590439

>>13590203
No, that doesn't work man.

Luckily my cat was a kitten raised with a dog and thinks its a dog, so it's more easily disciplined and shits outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:57:02 No.13590338 Report

Quoted By: >>13590357 >>13590390

>>13590228
>>13590228
Never punish and never reward an animal, you don't need to.
Domesticated animals are bred to want to please humans, because they know if they do they will get shelter, protection, and food. The only time reward comes into play is if you want to teach an animal a trick because they have no natural inclination to do so.

If you punish an animal it will just come to fear you and hate you. Rather than listen they will just avoid you or do things to piss you off.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:57:38 No.13590343 Report

Quoted By: >>13590363

>tfw my cat grew up autistic because of the way I treated it and now it's more asocial and retarded than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:58:43 No.13590357 Report

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>>13590338
well if they get pissed at me I just get pissed at them. Won't they eventually come to understand that though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:59:07 No.13590362 Report

Quoted By: >>13590376

>>13590310
I'm sure you can find a permit or a location nearby wherever you live.

Regardless, animal abuse and illicit woodcutting are both illegal; one is looked more favorably than the other.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:59:18 No.13590363 Report

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>>13590343
>a cat is more retarded than you
Well, i would sure hope so

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 22:59:58 No.13590376 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590362
well nobody knows about me punching my cat, but guess I'll go deep into the woods and clear it from the inside out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:00:24 No.13590381 Report

Quoted By: >>13590711

>>13590236

>don't use logical fallacies just because you're having an emotional reaction

>muh rationality, muh logic

Dude, even the most rational of non-psychopathic people know when it's appropriate to value emotion over reason. Yeah, so having a pet is possibly meaningless according to science since they believe that pets can't connect to us emotionally but you don't see that many rational people intentionally shunning all forms of interaction with animals because of this. Emotion is pleasing to most and bonding helps to adequately perpetuate the human species, so rational, well-adjusted people should engage in empathy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:00:33 No.13590385 Report

Quoted By:

well thanks guys, I think this thread cured my autism and sociopath

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:00:52 No.13590390 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590338
Do not completely discredit punishment, do you even into conditioning?

While reward is a far better way to condition an animal, punishment also works.

You still have to discourage behavior that is unacceptable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:02:55 No.13590418 Report

Quoted By: >>13590430 >>13590576

>>13589375
My good buddy who is a psychologist says that Doctors on the practical side of the field are transforming a lot of other problems into autism. Apparently the reason is people are more likely to work on fixing their problems if its called autism then if it's scary big word thing.

Also parents like hearing that little Timmy is autistic and not retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:03:39 No.13590430 Report

Quoted By: >>13590528

>>13590418
but autism is scary. it's also one of those things people look upon as a death sentence

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:04:20 No.13590439 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590265
>>13590323
Animals are stubborn, you just have to be even more so. It may take 10-15 times for the animal to start to learn but it will eventually. After that you just have to keep it up day after day and the animals disobedience will almost completely disappear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:05:42 No.13590456 Report

Quoted By: >>13590467 >>13590472 >>13590488 >>13590513 >>13590537 >>13590575

I have a fat cock. Who's ready?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:06:15 No.13590467 Report

Quoted By: >>13590493

>>13590456
I got a scarred cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:07:04 No.13590472 Report

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>>13590456
What?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:08:04 No.13590488 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590456

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:08:26 No.13590493 Report

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>>13590467
Cool. Want to make our dicks kiss? nothing turns me on more than to see dicklube uniting dicks

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:09:42 No.13590513 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590456
Me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:11:12 No.13590528 Report

Quoted By: >>13590567

>>13590430
I dunno what to tell you. He says if you tell a person their child is retarded they are likely to lock them up in the basement or more then likely just do nothing about it. If you tell a person their child has autism they are more likely to look into getting help for the child. Or so he says. He's only been working with autism for a bit over a year, prior to that he was doing some kind of animal sex drug thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:11:36 No.13590537 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590456

mabe we should rub our fat cocks together some times

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:11:42 No.13590541 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589375
First human being I ever met that used 4chan was an asspie. Sayin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:13:05 No.13590567 Report

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>>13590528
Oh, well if you put it that way autism doesn't sound so bad. It's just easy to explain something with autism i guess. Being a "retard" however even s ounds shameful

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:13:33 No.13590575 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590456

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:13:36 No.13590576 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590418

>scary big word thing

She also asked if I hear voices and said that there's a chance that I may develop Schizophrenia if I remain socially isolated. The fact that she drops disorder names often has made me quite wary.

>little Timmy is autistic and not retarded

This is so true. For the most part, these legions of retards OTI are just that, retarded. Retarded as in having a subpar IQ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:20:25 No.13590662 Report

Quoted By: >>13590703

well you homos killed my autism thread fuck you guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:23:56 No.13590703 Report

Quoted By: >>13590714

>>13590662
bye assburger.
Im gonna get me some man to mount me like a horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:24:39 No.13590711 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590381
i answered your (admittedly arrogant) question and you made it a discussion about emotion. that's how retarded you are. what are you even trying to prove? did i say that emotions are worthless? no, i didn't. grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:24:52 No.13590714 Report

Quoted By: >>13590744 >>13590760 >>13590764

>>13590703
This makes me so mad I might actually hurt my cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:26:44 No.13590744 Report

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>>13590714
>tfw you can go from smelling the hair of your cat to punching it in the face in one second

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:27:53 No.13590760 Report

Quoted By: >>13590774

>>13590714
no dont
just because I like wood doesnt mean you have to pound your pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:28:18 No.13590764 Report

Quoted By: >>13590821

>>13590714
What did your cat do to deserve it?

You should hurt yourself instead, you insipid fuckwit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:28:58 No.13590774 Report

Quoted By: >>13590792

>>13590760
doesn't fucking a hairy ass hurt your dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:30:17 No.13590792 Report

Quoted By: >>13590821

>>13590774
no someone is fucking MY ass.
also I dont know if they hurt their dick all I know is that everytime a guy comes over they demand I blow them while they watch aqua teen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:32:13 No.13590821 Report

Quoted By: >>13590853 >>13590883

>>13590792
sometime makes me crack up. I just imagine you guys as huge hairy stocky bears

>>13590764
it didn't love me, or show affection in any way. It's one of the reasons to even own a pet

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:35:23 No.13590853 Report

Quoted By: >>13590883 >>13590890

>>13590821
while bears are sometimes amazing, Im not a bear.
Im ottermode
which is kinda like a bear except not burly and hairy
but still gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:37:23 No.13590883 Report

Quoted By: >>13590910

>>13590821
It doesn't love you, so you torture it because it can't do anything to fight back.

Maybe if you weren't such a shitstain it would have warmed up to you by now. You're pathetic.

>>13590853
It's not gay if you're wearing a skirt, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:37:52 No.13590890 Report

Quoted By: >>13591024

>>13590853
well you just have to ruin everything. At least tell me you're roleplaying where he is the boss of a company and you will get fired if you don't turn gay and fuck him as if your life depends on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:39:22 No.13590910 Report

Quoted By: >>13590932 >>13591012

>>13590883
>It doesn't love you, so you torture it because it can't do anything to fight back.
>Maybe if you weren't such a shitstain it would have warmed up to you by now. You're pathetic.
yeah, I know

>tfw stopped doing it for a while and it actually did warm up to me
>tfw just get very mad one day and hurt it
>all that effort of not hurting it was ruined, and it hated me again

I just can't do it again dude, it took too much effort

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:41:21 No.13590932 Report

Quoted By: >>13590944

>>13590910
>it takes too much effort to not punch a cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:41:37 No.13590935 Report

Quoted By:

What the fuck is this thread and what is it doing on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:42:24 No.13590944 Report

Quoted By: >>13591000

>>13590932
I can only compare it to food addiction/overeating. it just happens when i get an urge, even if I tell myself not to the same day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:46:55 No.13591000 Report

Quoted By: >>13591023 >>13591033

>>13590944
Dude. Just fucking give the cat to someone else.
You're clearly incapable of living with any sort of living thing that's smaller than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:47:48 No.13591012 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590910
You betrayed its trust, so why should it trust you?

You said the reason you hurt it is because it doesn't love you, but it's your fault the cat thinks you're insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:48:31 No.13591023 Report

Quoted By: >>13591060

>>13591000
It's old and dying anyways. Doubt anyone would want it. Guess I'll start over again with new cats as this one feels like a lost cause anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:48:33 No.13591024 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590890
I can safely say have never done that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:49:26 No.13591033 Report

Quoted By: >>13591088

>>13591000
>yfw he has children someday

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:51:06 No.13591060 Report

Quoted By: >>13591076

>>13591023
You...plan on getting MORE cats?
Please just go kill yourself. You'd be making the world a better place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:52:55 No.13591076 Report

Quoted By: >>13591269

>>13591060
man I'm sorry guys. Worst part is that I feel as if I am baiting you guys. All I can do is promise I'll be nice to my new ones. And they'll probably be more comfortable since they have each other too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 23:53:33 No.13591088 Report

Quoted By:

>>13591033
nah man, my dick's busted, which probably led to my insecurity as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:02:19 No.13591191 Report

Quoted By: >>13591204 >>13591226 >>13591269

How did we go from autism to punching cats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:03:03 No.13591204 Report

Quoted By:

>>13591191
It's both retardations

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:04:33 No.13591226 Report

Quoted By: >>13591244

>>13591191
SRS please go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:05:43 No.13591244 Report

Quoted By: >>13591318

>>13591226
I think you're on the wrong board, son
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:06:52 No.13591269 Report

Quoted By: >>13591361

>>13591191
You forgot autistic cats were mentioned

>>13591076
Would a punching bag help you in any way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:09:25 No.13591318 Report

Quoted By:

>>13591244
What he said was a stupid observation that someone from reddit or youtube would say in hopes of getting upvotes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:12:12 No.13591361 Report

Quoted By:

>>13591269
>Would a punching bag help you in any way?
probably, but I guess I could still rage a little too hard. Don't worry I will stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:37:53 No.13591685 Report

Quoted By: >>13591870

>tfw so tempted to post pics of punching my cat for all these madfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 00:51:59 No.13591870 Report

Quoted By:

>>13591685
We're not mad, you're just insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 01:10:14 No.13592061 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589478
>some other retard hangout
>>>/vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 01:10:45 No.13592062 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589756
Yeah, that's your son you're talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 01:13:03 No.13592080 Report

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I function well and am pretty much a normalfag by definition if you exclude my quirky behavior. That being said I'm like 3 things away from autistic and supposedly severe depression as well but I'm actually pretty much alright all the time. I immerse myself socially and people like my company.

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