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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:29:12 No.13593936 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: We conduct a highly intelligent and civil discussion regarding who Ethan will eventually lose his virginity to and why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:31:02 No.13593947 Report

Quoted By: >>13593998 >>13594189

>won't stop calling him
>takes his money and uses it to go shopping
Shit him and his mom are practically married

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:31:09 No.13593949 Report

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ITT: We conduct a highly intelligent and civil discussion regarding who ur mom will eventually lose her virginity to and why.

oh no we won't, cuz I alredy tuk it xDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:31:08 No.13593950 Report

Quoted By: >>13593962 >>13593979 >>13594007

He'll become a gender dysmorphic bisexual faggot like 80% of /vp/ and lose it to some fat pizza-faced nerd faggot who dresses him up like Lyra first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:31:51 No.13593955 Report

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FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:32:09 No.13593958 Report

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>>13593949
fuckin #rekt to #heck gr8 job m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:32:41 No.13593962 Report

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>>13593950
Why does /vp/ have so many trans people anyway?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:36:17 No.13593979 Report

Quoted By: >>13593992 >>13594007

>>13593950
>Lyra
>wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:37:25 No.13593992 Report

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>>13593979
Get out faggot
>>>/mlp/

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:37:40 No.13593994 Report

Quoted By: >>13594028

What was the name of the guy who kept calling you at random times about stupid shit?

Because it's him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:38:28 No.13593998 Report

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>>13593947
That's understandable though.

Clearly SOMEONE has to be the man of the house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:39:38 No.13594007 Report

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>>13593992
>>13593979
>>13593950

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:39:39 No.13594009 Report

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One day he'll try to calm down Whitney during a bitch cry session and it'll somehow end up in sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:42:42 No.13594028 Report

Quoted By: >>13594035

>>13593994
Joey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:43:29 No.13594035 Report

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>>13594028
Everyone in the Johto region

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:46:48 No.13594059 Report

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Ethan's sex drive will ultimately receive a short timespan as his only sexual encounter will end up being him convincing a friend into committing awkward pity sex with him, once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:50:08 No.13594089 Report

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He'll lose it to forced Claire whip-rape with dragon strangulation thrown in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:54:28 No.13594105 Report

Quoted By: >>13594113

No one.

My husbando remains pure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:55:45 No.13594113 Report

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>>13594105
You want to pop his boy cherry don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 04:57:01 No.13594122 Report

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The DJ from the Radio Tower.

One day they'll record their sex and play it live throughout all of Johto.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 05:06:21 No.13594167 Report

Quoted By: >>13594275

>not losing it to your qt childhood friend

Are you gay or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 05:11:25 No.13594189 Report

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>>13593947
It's not like he actually uses the brazillions of dollerydoos he earns though. Why let all that cash just sit in your wallet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 05:31:44 No.13594275 Report

Quoted By: >>13595425 >>13595433

>>13594167
>qt
But she's ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 11:04:37 No.13595421 Report

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bump

Frog-Dad !!HfbH5ibch6E

Frog-Dad !!HfbH5ibch6E Fri 30 Aug 2013 11:06:00 No.13595425 Report

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>>13594275
homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 11:09:03 No.13595433 Report

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>>13594275
Lyra may be shit but she ain't ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 11:14:39 No.13595462 Report

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Silver. That boy ain't right, he'd probably rape Ethan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 12:39:58 No.13595703 Report

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His mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 12:42:39 No.13595713 Report

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I got my money on Whitney, The girl practically chose his clothes for him at one point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 12:44:58 No.13595727 Report

Quoted By: >>13599691

me, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 13:08:11 No.13595828 Report

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The options are pretty much Lyra, Claire, or Whitney.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 13:39:14 No.13595952 Report

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My money is on either Jasmine or Lyra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 13:48:58 No.13595990 Report

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>>13593962
There are a lot of us in general, it's just that a lot of us don't feel comfortable telling others.

However on a site like this (where people have no trouble admitting to being pokephiles) It's much easier for people to be open about themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 22:43:38 No.13599691 Report

Quoted By: >>13599805

>>13595727
>fucking little boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 22:46:55 No.13599726 Report

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Why did the remakes turn Gold into such a faggot?

Also

Kris > Lyra

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 22:58:27 No.13599805 Report

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>>13599691
>not fucking little boys in pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 23:29:53 No.13600141 Report

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Ethan gets his cherry popped by Red.

No one will know because no one can hear you have sex on the top of a snowy mountain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2013 23:32:57 No.13600175 Report

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Are you implying there's a full story to that image? I predict Red?

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