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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 18:41:20 No.13606778 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13607030 >>13607136 >>13607203 >>13614400

http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/b3bj4m/pokemon-mysteries-machoke-underwear-origins

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:03:03 No.13607030 Report

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>>13606778
..........weellllllllllllll

my jimmies have not seen a rustling of this caliber in many moons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:08:11 No.13607096 Report

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My jimmies rustled, shook, then exploded, regenerated, than exploded again. Then regenerated. I am disturbed.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:10:29 No.13607136 Report

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>>13606778

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:13:53 No.13607186 Report

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Her tits ain't bad.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:15:26 No.13607203 Report

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>>13606778
I was first pissed, but the end was mildly entertaining.

I would imagine they actually would programs like these in the pokémon-world, with nutjobs and everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:17:12 No.13607223 Report

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P stands for Penis or Pagina, depending on the gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:17:11 No.13607224 Report

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>>13607186
You mean machoke's?

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:17:44 No.13607229 Report

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>>13607224
Yes.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:20:27 No.13607257 Report

Quoted By: >>13607290 >>13607841 >>13607868

While this video was stupid as fuck, it does ask a good question. If Machokes are wild animals, why do they have those belts-underwear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:24:47 No.13607290 Report

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>>13607257
Their anuses dispense them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:26:51 No.13607306 Report

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What does the video say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 19:34:42 No.13607357 Report

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Every time it zoomed in on her face, it made me think of Eric from Tim and Eric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 20:39:29 No.13607841 Report

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>>13607257
You know how they need those belts to control itself? Same principle with the trunks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2013 20:41:28 No.13607868 Report

Quoted By: >>13614433

>>13607257
The video poses an interesting theory that Machop evolves into having those clothes because it wishes to have them and evolution is often driven by what a Pokemon desires to become.

This is supported by the Bagon family's Pokedex entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 05:11:00 No.13612231 Report

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So bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 13:56:38 No.13614311 Report

Quoted By: >>13614410

I want to cum in her face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:10:49 No.13614400 Report

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>>13606778
I... I...
I need more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:11:56 No.13614410 Report

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>>13614311
she has pretty eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:15:16 No.13614433 Report

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>>13607868
>Grimers desire is to become a bigger version of itself
>Weepinbels desire is to become upside down and scream a lot
>Geodudes desire is to have six limbs and then four limbs in its final stage

Pokemon desires are fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:25:41 No.13614499 Report

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>>13614433
>grimers just become bigger over time
>weepinbels: having their mouth up is much more functional for eating and fighting
>geodudes are rocks, they can't think straight
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:26:57 No.13614514 Report

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>>13614433
>>Weepinbels desire is to become upside down and scream a lot
why is this so funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:29:45 No.13614542 Report

Quoted By: >>13614549

all those poor machoke
striped of their pride and abused by that land whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:31:14 No.13614549 Report

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>>13614542
>you'll never be an helpless machoke, stripped of your belt, your power and your pride, naked on the floor of a cold lab as an ugly pokèmon professor has your way with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:31:47 No.13614552 Report

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>>13614549
*her way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:36:01 No.13614583 Report

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>>13614552
you were right the first time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 14:40:48 No.13614616 Report

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>>13614583
or his way
either way, muh dick (which admittedly I wouldn't have)

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