So you're chillin' with your dog and Delibird comes running at you and her. Then Delibird says "Rape time, motherfucker!" and he slaps your dog's ass and you're all like "What the fuck, Delibird?". Then Delibird slaps your face and then you punch him.
So you realise that Delibirds don't live in your local area. THEN WHO SLAPPED YOUR DOG'S ASS?