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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 08:44:57 No.13613188 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13613441 >>13613444 >>13613487 >>13617265 >>13617906

ITT: Impossible things in Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 08:53:57 No.13613218 Report

Quoted By: >>13613248 >>13620079

its impossible to get really fucking tan in pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:00:09 No.13613248 Report

Quoted By: >>13620079

>>13613218
nobody else has one, NOBODY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:00:15 No.13613249 Report

Quoted By: >>13613255 >>13613272

I have a friend who's that tan. He's a lifeguard.

It's not impossible, you just have to be outside in the sun all the fucking time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:03:31 No.13613255 Report

Quoted By: >>13619295

>>13613249

How many moles does he have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:14:42 No.13613272 Report

Quoted By: >>13613281 >>13613319 >>13617647

>>13613249
That guy will be dead because of cancer in a few years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:20:03 No.13613281 Report

Quoted By: >>13613288 >>13617723

>>13613272
Is that your excuse for not going outside?
The cancer will come get you?
Don't be a bitch, bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:22:35 No.13613288 Report

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>>13613281
I-it's one of the many excuses I have. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:30:56 No.13613319 Report

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>>13613272
Oh god, I can just picture you.

It isn't pretty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:33:48 No.13613333 Report

Quoted By: >>13613347 >>13617224

This thread got me looking at Marlon's Bulbapedia entry.
>Marlon speaks using a Kyushu dialect in the Japanese version.
>Kyushu == Hoenn
Headcanon time: Marlon is Phoebe's brother. There, I said it.

Also, Hoenn confirmed... I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:39:25 No.13613347 Report

Quoted By: >>13624421

>>13613333
I swear other character speak like that too....Alder maybe? Dunno

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 09:57:00 No.13613387 Report

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>implying he just doesn't have vitiligo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 10:10:37 No.13613441 Report

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>>13613188
b-but OP, it's blaquaman

Mr. Bidoof

Mr. Bidoof Sun 01 Sep 2013 10:11:34 No.13613444 Report

Quoted By: >>13613454

>>13613188
Why are his feet not tan but everything above the waist is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 10:14:19 No.13613454 Report

Quoted By: >>13613461

>>13613444
I guess it's because when he is outside he is swimming

Mr. Bidoof

Mr. Bidoof Sun 01 Sep 2013 10:15:38 No.13613461 Report

Quoted By: >>13613665

>>13613454
But that wouldn't prevent his feet from getting tan would it? And his feet are whiter than an Irish person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 10:31:26 No.13613487 Report

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>>13613188
what about the fact that he's carrying more than 6 pokemon.

unless those pokeballs are empty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 10:52:41 No.13613517 Report

Quoted By: >>13617976

Yes OP, it's impossible to have that bad taste of fashion. Look at those stupid fins. Who wears that shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 11:29:45 No.13613665 Report

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>>13613461
He probably wears those things on his feet when he's swimming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:15:15 No.13616863 Report

Quoted By: >>13616933 >>13617422

I thought you were talking about how tight his pants were.

Look at that. Not a single wrinkle or fold.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:21:08 No.13616933 Report

Quoted By: >>13616968 >>13617401

>>13616863
Speaking of which...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:22:20 No.13616949 Report

Quoted By: >>13617047

His hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:23:52 No.13616968 Report

Quoted By: >>13617233

>>13616933

I honestly thought Cheren was a girl at first simply because of the tightness of those pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:25:11 No.13616975 Report

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Having an intelligent fanbase

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:31:28 No.13617047 Report

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>>13616949
How are you not jaded by this douche?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:49:32 No.13617224 Report

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>>13613333
Nice quads
I had an idea that if they remade Hoenn, Marlon would swim/surf all the way out on a certain day of the week (that's where he goes when he jumps out the back of his gym) and go to Pacifidlog (his hometown) and be battleable on a certain day of the week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:50:25 No.13617233 Report

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>>13616968
You aren't the only one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 19:53:57 No.13617265 Report

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>>13613188
Pokemon itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:05:33 No.13617401 Report

Quoted By: >>13617615

>>13616933
Am I the only one who sees Cheren as an aspie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:08:18 No.13617422 Report

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>>13616863
It's spandex. You know, like swimmers wear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:30:04 No.13617615 Report

Quoted By: >>13618136

>>13617401

I don't know about aspie, but he annoyed the hell our of me in BW. Kept going on about becoming champion even though I kept defeating him, but he wasn't a big enough jerk that it felt satisfying to beat him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:33:46 No.13617647 Report

Quoted By: >>13624215

>>13613272
>That guy will be dead because of cancer in a few years.

>Being white
>Significantly increased chances of getting skin cancer

Sucks for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:39:42 No.13617687 Report

Quoted By: >>13617745

Maybe he's ethnically Humilauian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:43:20 No.13617723 Report

Quoted By: >>13617856

>>13613281
That's why I don't go outside, I'm afraid the sun might be shiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:44:42 No.13617745 Report

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>>13617687
Nah, he's a Honie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:53:01 No.13617856 Report

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>>13617723
>going outside
>afraid sun might be shiny
>turn around and never return

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:56:03 No.13617906 Report

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>>13613188
His lack of nipples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 20:58:35 No.13617938 Report

Quoted By: >>13620274

the lack of a dick bulge?
yea fuck if i know mine's huge and shows easily even in baggy jeans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 21:01:39 No.13617976 Report

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>>13613517
...swimmers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 21:17:26 No.13618136 Report

Quoted By: >>13618173 >>13619620 >>13622189

>>13617615
That's still a massive step up from Hugh's "MUH PURRLOIN"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 21:21:43 No.13618173 Report

Quoted By: >>13618203

>>13618136
You mean Hugh was a step down from Cheren.

Chronological order matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 21:26:17 No.13618203 Report

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>>13618173
Technicalities, you know what I meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2013 23:28:04 No.13619295 Report

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>>13613255
i have quite a lot of moles and im pale as fuck (in fact i burn pretty easily)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 00:03:51 No.13619620 Report

Quoted By: >>13620027

>>13618136

>"I'm about to unleash my rage!"
>Team Plasma Grunt's Golbat crits his Emboar with a flying attack, OHKOing the flaming fat pig.
>Hugh Sends out Simipour
>I switch to my Ampharos.
>Discharge.

Fuck you, Hugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 00:42:04 No.13620027 Report

Quoted By: >>13620187

>>13619620
>choosing Snivy
There's your error right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 00:47:50 No.13620079 Report

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>>13613218
>>13613248
that's because he is a creepy fish guy
I bet he wants to marry the ocean

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 00:58:26 No.13620187 Report

Quoted By: >>13620376

>>13620027
He said Hugh switched to Simipour

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 01:07:49 No.13620274 Report

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>>13617938
post pics faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 01:17:14 No.13620376 Report

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>>13620187
>crits his Emboar

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:24:25 No.13622189 Report

Quoted By: >>13622229 >>13622235 >>13622314 >>13624501

>>13618136
The BW2 drinking game
>take a swig every time Hugh mention's his sister's cat
>take a swig every time someone from plasma says 'two years'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:32:08 No.13622229 Report

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>>13622189
That's so not even fair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:32:38 No.13622235 Report

Quoted By: >>13622261

>>13622189
>take a swig every time the story makes you cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:38:06 No.13622261 Report

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>>13622235
Dead before the first gym

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:44:54 No.13622314 Report

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>>13622189
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 13:37:04 No.13624215 Report

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>>13617647
Such is life as a member of the Aryan mustard race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 13:38:36 No.13624222 Report

Quoted By: >>13624233

water tribe. Do you even avatar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 13:41:57 No.13624233 Report

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>>13624222
I don't think marlon is an eskimo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:25:09 No.13624421 Report

Quoted By:

>>13613347
Alder spoke in old-fashioned Japanese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:40:14 No.13624501 Report

Quoted By: >>13624515

>>13622189
Take a swig every time the game takes control of your character to point you in the right direction because GF thinks people are retarded and will get lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:44:35 No.13624515 Report

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>>13624501
are you tryin to kill me m80?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:52:53 No.13624551 Report

Quoted By: >>13625663 >>13625739

...I never even noticed the tan until now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 17:44:33 No.13625663 Report

Quoted By: >>13625670

>>13624551
ur a nigger irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 17:45:38 No.13625670 Report

Quoted By: >>13625676 >>13625739

>>13625663

ur mums a nigger irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 17:46:20 No.13625676 Report

Quoted By: >>13625686 >>13625739

>>13625670
ur an adopted nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 17:48:08 No.13625686 Report

Quoted By: >>13625739

>>13625676

ur kids r gonna be niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 17:54:06 No.13625739 Report

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>>13624551
#REKT

>>13625670
#REKT

>>13625676
#REKT

>>13625686
#REKT

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