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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 04:52:08 No.13621980 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13621998 >>13622003 >>13622155 >>13622757 >>13624667

ITT: We conduct a highly intelligent and civil discussion regarding who Brendan will eventually lose his virginity to and why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 04:54:30 No.13621990 Report

Quoted By: >>13622005

Wally.

If you knew a sick kid, wouldn't you be curious enough to see if you could catch his illness just by giving him a good pounding?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 04:55:49 No.13621998 Report

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>>13621980
He's going to stoned by Steven Stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 04:56:20 No.13622003 Report

Quoted By: >>13622776

>>13621980
He's going to get stoned by Steven Stone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 04:56:28 No.13622005 Report

Quoted By: >>13622064 >>13622155

>>13621990
i always assumed it asthma due to the fact clean air cleared it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 04:59:18 No.13622019 Report

Quoted By: >>13622483

May or Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 04:59:33 No.13622021 Report

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He'll never lose it. Muh husbando remains pure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:08:50 No.13622064 Report

Quoted By:

>>13622005
Some bretty intense asthma then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:16:33 No.13622137 Report

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His hat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:19:18 No.13622155 Report

Quoted By: >>13622776

>>13621980
Steven Stone just because.

>>13622005
I always assumed it was cancer. I'm assuming the Japanese version doesn't make his illness any less ambiguous?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:30:43 No.13622219 Report

Quoted By: >>13622282

I'm guessing he lost it pre-game to Kris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:40:54 No.13622282 Report

Quoted By: >>13622337

>>13622219
That makes...no sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:49:13 No.13622334 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 05:49:48 No.13622337 Report

Quoted By: >>13622414

>>13622282
Brendan is from Johto. He could have known Lyra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:01:11 No.13622407 Report

Quoted By: >>13622475 >>13622548 >>13628649

Since he was bullied in school he'll grow up to be a socially dysfunctional autist virgin with a frail body that will develop gender dysmorphia (I love words that start with 'dys') and start to crossdress, shave all of his hair and find that Wally has done the exact same thing and have Boku No Pico style crossdressed boy-on-boy sex all day err day. They will like to tease boys by appearing to be preteen lesbians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:01:46 No.13622414 Report

Quoted By: >>13622493

>>13622337
No, he lost his virginity to Kris. He and Kris dated back when he lived in Johto. They banged before he left for Hoenn and Kris got depressed and killed herself. That's why she got replaced by Lyra in the remake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:12:32 No.13622475 Report

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>>13622407

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:15:32 No.13622483 Report

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>>13622019
this
He lives in Hoenn and may wanted the D since her first line of dialogue.
Also spoiler is obligatory if he is a pokephiliac. But that would be more in character for Wally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:18:13 No.13622493 Report

Quoted By: >>13622524

>>13622414
This is the most unique headcanon I have ever read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:24:25 No.13622524 Report

Quoted By: >>13622533

>>13622493
That's because I made it up on the spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:26:40 No.13622533 Report

Quoted By: >>13622545

>>13622524
Oh

I was hoping there would be more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:29:50 No.13622545 Report

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>>13622533
He's in Hoenn. She's dead. It's over, anon. Sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:30:01 No.13622548 Report

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>>13622407
>They will like to tease boys by appearing to be preteen lesbians.

m-muh dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:34:34 No.13622559 Report

Quoted By: >>13622600

He looses it to Roxanne when she goes for that sweet ss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:45:34 No.13622600 Report

Quoted By: >>13622626

>>13622559
>rock type trainers
Brendan doesn't fuck tards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 06:52:50 No.13622626 Report

Quoted By: >>13622773

>>13622600
ur dad did tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 07:27:23 No.13622757 Report

Quoted By: >>13622790 >>13624297

>>13621980
Better question.
Did Red ever lose his virginity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 07:29:14 No.13622765 Report

Quoted By: >>13622776

Remember that letter Brendan delivered to Steven in Granite Cave?

It was a subtle metaphor all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 07:32:13 No.13622773 Report

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>>13622626

REKT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 07:32:51 No.13622776 Report

Quoted By: >>13622779

>>13622003
>>13622155
>>13622765
This guys get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 07:34:04 No.13622779 Report

Quoted By:

>>13622776
these*
I've fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 07:39:45 No.13622790 Report

Quoted By: >>13622817

>>13622757
yes
to kris
canonically she loses, he got his prize

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 07:50:41 No.13622817 Report

Quoted By: >>13624395

>>13622790
Kris is a fucking whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 13:55:14 No.13624297 Report

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>>13622757
We already had this discussion.

I don't feel like telling you who we came up with though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:13:30 No.13624363 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:18:54 No.13624395 Report

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>>13622817
take it back, anon. TAKE IT BACK.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:35:52 No.13624488 Report

Quoted By: >>13624533

I'd like to solve the puzzle now, Pat.

The answer is S-P-A-T-S.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:49:08 No.13624533 Report

Quoted By: >>13624550

>>13624488
Pls. Brendan has higher tastes than that piece of garbage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:52:12 No.13624550 Report

Quoted By: >>13624578 >>13625081

>>13624533
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 14:58:22 No.13624578 Report

Quoted By: >>13624589 >>13625081

>>13624550
It's a fact. May a shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 15:00:04 No.13624589 Report

Quoted By: >>13624633 >>13625081

>>13624578
but that's wrong, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 15:09:19 No.13624633 Report

Quoted By: >>13624639 >>13624742 >>13625081

>>13624589
No it's not. You just have shit taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 15:10:20 No.13624639 Report

Quoted By: >>13625081

>>13624633
Dubs confirm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 15:16:20 No.13624667 Report

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>>13621980
His dad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 15:29:12 No.13624742 Report

Quoted By: >>13624870 >>13625081

>>13624633
>not liking May
>not liking the best pokegirl tied with Serena

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 15:49:47 No.13624870 Report

Quoted By: >>13624936 >>13625081

>>13624742
But anon two different sets of dubs confirmed may a shit in this thread alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 15:59:58 No.13624936 Report

Quoted By: >>13625064 >>13625081

>>13624870
What about my set of dubs as counter?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 16:01:03 No.13624941 Report

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Brendan is taken gently by Steven holding hands in gay position.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 16:17:13 No.13625064 Report

Quoted By: >>13625072 >>13625081

>>13624936
One set doesn't counter two sets. Also I got dubs after to justify the truth.

Sonntagszeitung

Sonntagszeitung Mon 02 Sep 2013 16:18:11 No.13625072 Report

Quoted By: >>13625078 >>13625081

>>13625064

Then make it 2 sets!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 16:19:00 No.13625078 Report

Quoted By: >>13625081

>>13625072
LEL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 16:19:23 No.13625081 Report

Quoted By:

>>13625072
>>13625064
>>13624936
>>13624870
>>13624742
>>13624639
>>13624633
>>13624589
>>13624578
>>13624550
>>13625078
This is a Brendan thread, anons.

You talk about Brendan in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 18:09:05 No.13625901 Report

Quoted By: >>13628628 >>13630679

He loses it to his mom while Norman is out at the gym.

It's already confirmed.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 22:08:31 No.13628628 Report

Quoted By: >>13630679

>>13625901
>It's already confirmed
sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2013 22:11:28 No.13628649 Report

Quoted By:

>>13622407
This. This. This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2013 01:29:52 No.13630679 Report

Quoted By: >>13630772

>>13625901
>>13628628
It is 100% canon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2013 01:37:56 No.13630772 Report

Quoted By: >>13630887

>>13630679
>It is 100% canon.
sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2013 01:47:19 No.13630887 Report

Quoted By: >>13631001

>>13630772
>Brendan
www.sauce.com/who_brendan_lose_his_virginity.jpg

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2013 01:57:27 No.13631001 Report

Quoted By: >>13631095

>>13630887
led to http://www.ragu.com/404.html?aspxerrorpath=/who_brendan_lose_his_virginity.jpg

>It is 100% canon.
source

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2013 02:05:06 No.13631095 Report

Quoted By: >>13631158

>>13631001
It is 100% source.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2013 02:10:23 No.13631158 Report

Quoted By: >>13631242

>>13631095
Give me a source of where you heard the information retaining to Brendan's virginity.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2013 02:16:22 No.13631242 Report

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>>13631158
Just see... Mudkip still choked about that.

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