Pokemon aren't real, Pokemon aren't your friends they're pieces of data. You're not a real pokemon trainer. Blue, Yellow, and Red are the best games in the franchise. Gardevoir is a furry. Brendan has white hair, unova is based of shanghai. Black and white where the worst pokemon games.

ITT: THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT POKEMON

Pic related, I'm piplup, you Newfags are oshawott. Fucking garbage starter.