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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2013 21:25:44 No.13657452 View View Reply Original Report

Charizard fireblasting hard
back in the late 90's everybody wanted his card
if you didn't pick charmander you're a freaking tard
stealth rocks suck his cock
anyone who disses charizard is all just fucking talk
when charizard is around all the fangirls flock

let's have a rap/poem etc, for your favorite pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2013 21:32:04 No.13657528 Report

Quoted By: >>13657608 >>13657616

Honchkrow sucks big dick
It has the strenght of a tick
It gets fucked by Machamp and rocks
When will it stop sucking cocks?
Honchkrow has almost no good moves and is slow and frail
Honchkrow? More like HonchFAIL
But Honchkrow's design is pretty boss
If it was removed from the franchise by popular demand, it would be a huge loss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2013 21:36:21 No.13657608 Report

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>>13657528
>liking shitkrow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2013 21:37:12 No.13657616 Report

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>>13657528

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2013 21:37:46 No.13657623 Report

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>>13657616
What is bait? That Honchkrow is weak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2013 21:38:19 No.13657637 Report

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>>13657623
No, that you like honchkrow,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2013 21:40:57 No.13657677 Report

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nigga just served all yall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_ldkJQrZFI

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 01:40:45 No.13661107 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 01:42:45 No.13661141 Report

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A Western Haiku for You

Feraligatr
Badass Water Type 'mon.
Five Syllables, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 02:01:02 No.13661420 Report

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Houndoom,send him to his fucking tomb
when you walk into a room it's like a badass boom
an edgy motherfucker that can show you true doom and gloom
don't fuck with him or he'll show it to you real soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 02:09:27 No.13661589 Report

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Absol,villagers used to think you were an asshole
but they didn't know you were trying to save their ass though
you're a badass motherfucker,just gotta let you know
you saved me when when I was about to get flattened by a fucking tow
you're my motherfucking hero
and when you go mega,you fucking glow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 02:21:42 No.13661818 Report

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>>13657452
Kricketune
MAme you have a kricke-snooze
He fucks your anus like I always do
Matter of fact ill do it right now
He'll play a song on his arms
A cut your meat like a cow
He has a mustache that is worth 1 mil
And I'll give you one second before he turns you into trills

Your death song is starting
Prepare for the loop
Kricketune has you fucked up like /v/ and /mlp/ have moot
And that goes for the rest of you
Time to finish you all off with boops and hoots
Now go Kricketune- DELEDELEDELEDELEDELE-WHOOPS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 02:26:16 No.13661885 Report

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>>13661818
I laughed my ass off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 02:30:21 No.13661940 Report

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>>13661818
That ending was fuvkimg 10/10

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 02:33:27 No.13661993 Report

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yo my name is Regi
(who?)
Regigigas
And I'm here to kick some massive gi-ass
When I sub stall, ya you'll feel the burn
But could you just not hit me for a couple of turns?

The names Venusaur, like the god of sex
I have a mega-evolution and a fuckhuge defense
If you try to fight back, you won't make a dent
Better lube up bitch cause I'm fucking you next

I come from OU just to tell a tale
of how I made a mockery of a white ass male
He banned all the niggas and became infame
E-Ball makes you tired of this shitass game
But thats how it goes Ill see you in gen 6
peace out niggas, respect from Jellicent

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 04:41:30 No.13663520 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 09:22:51 No.13665278 Report

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>>13657452
>Tyranitar walks in with mike
RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRR
>Drops mike and walks out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 09:40:05 No.13665381 Report

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Yo, the name's Farfetch'd, but you can call me Ch'ding
You wouldn't ever believe all the rhymes I can bring
Think my leek is weak?
Think this quack is wack?
You won't when I crack 5 crits on a Fury Attack!
Yeah, I got no evolution
Because there's no solution
On how to perfect this poetry in motion
Masamune, hey!
Ogami Itto, ho!
I'm the dashin', slashin', crackalackin', Samurai of Kanto
So, try and get your Duck dinner
I'll have you eating Crow
I'll come out as the winner
Come on at me, bro!

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 10:21:12 No.13665559 Report

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 19:21:43 No.13669735 Report

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