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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:25:26 No.13674779 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13677279 >>13677736

>you will never hug a torchic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:28:32 No.13674804 Report

Quoted By: >>13675043

>Inside its body is a place where it keeps a small flame. Hug it! It will be as warm as a hot-water bottle.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:28:57 No.13674810 Report

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>you will never eat a deep fried torchic

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:36:21 No.13674876 Report

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>you will never fuck a blaziken

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:39:05 No.13674904 Report

Quoted By: >>13674913

>you will never keep torchic as it is. you'll evolve the shit out of it first chance you get

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:40:10 No.13674913 Report

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>>13674904
I don't know why I read that as you'll never eat the shit out of it first chance you get.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:41:37 No.13674927 Report

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>>13674876
>you will never get fucked by a blaziken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:44:13 No.13674947 Report

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>>13674927
Finally, someone else who recognizes that powerful pokemon would probably be on top

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:53:45 No.13675028 Report

Quoted By: >>13675049

>you will never be fucked by a blaziken while fucking another blaziken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:54:59 No.13675043 Report

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>>13674804
I just realized there's zero porn of torchic screwing may

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:55:34 No.13675049 Report

Quoted By: >>13677748

>>13675028
>you will never be the main whore in a blaziken orgy, taking multiple blaziken cocks in all of your holes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 02:56:31 No.13675058 Report

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You can hug a cock it's almost the same

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 07:30:36 No.13677279 Report

Quoted By: >>13679504 >>13679702

>>13674779
>You'll never touch May's tits
>You'll never rub May's pussy
>You'll never hug May

>You'll never [XYZ] with [insert pokemon/pokegirl name here]

Fuck this gay universe!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:18:04 No.13677736 Report

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>>13674779
And for that I feel fine with God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:20:46 No.13677748 Report

Quoted By: >>13677761 >>13677802 >>13681578

>>13675049
>You will also never take two noivern cocks up your assistance at the same time, then eat out theirs after they finish inside you

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:23:41 No.13677761 Report

Quoted By: >>13677766 >>13677777

>>13677748

>assistance

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:24:31 No.13677764 Report

Quoted By: >>13679518

>>13674947
>Blaziken
>Powerful
It's only good in its current meta. It's like how banning stealth rocks makes charizard grossly strong. You don't shove a boulder up your ass, begging it to take another 1/8th of your HP, do you anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:25:03 No.13677766 Report

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>>13677761
Autocorrect. Sorry mate

burger doodle

burger doodle Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:27:37 No.13677777 Report

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>>13677761

funny gif.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:33:20 No.13677796 Report

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>>13677777
Quints confirm it

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:33:24 No.13677797 Report

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>>13677777
>quads
nice!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:34:52 No.13677802 Report

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>>13677748
>assistance

The Cancer

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The Cancer Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:05:19 No.13679485 Report

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>You will never find and marry the Pokewaifu of your dreams and begin to go into debt from her shopping as well as get divorced as she leaves you for Gary Oak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:07:17 No.13679504 Report

Quoted By: >>13679550

>>13677279
But Anon, cosplayers exist for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:08:12 No.13679513 Report

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>you will never get third degree burns

wait, maybe you can!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:08:57 No.13679518 Report

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>>13677764
is aggron a weak pokemon to you? despite the fact that it has 110 atk and 180 def stats, and is 6'11

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:11:11 No.13679541 Report

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:12:20 No.13679550 Report

Quoted By: >>13679559

>>13679504
cosplayers aren't the real thing! lol real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:13:11 No.13679559 Report

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>>13679550
It's the best you'll get unless you custom-order a body pillow cover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:14:33 No.13679575 Report

Quoted By: >>13679582

Torchic was my first pokémon in any pokémon game. I still have it as a Blaziken in my Black2, I got a figurine of it, a plush of it, and soon there will be a distribution with it on X/Y.

I just want it to be real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:15:27 No.13679582 Report

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>>13679575
Just have sex with the plush. It feels good.

The Cancer

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The Cancer Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:16:38 No.13679593 Report

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>>13679541
>>13679541
>>13679541
>>13679541
>>13679541

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:30:49 No.13679702 Report

Quoted By: >>13679752 >>13679770

>>13677279
I know, it's sad... the thought of May helps me sleep at night.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:35:05 No.13679752 Report

Quoted By: >>13679770

>>13679702
the thought of may helps me get a boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:36:26 No.13679770 Report

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>>13679752
>>13679702
I'll bet neither of you read PM Gals and put yourself in Max's place.

Get on my level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 15:36:50 No.13679773 Report

Quoted By: >>13680065

>Not hugging a real chicken
>Not realizing that was a bad idea
Damn thing pecked me in the face, though it most likely thought I was attacking it.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 16:13:20 No.13680065 Report

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>>13679773

>not hugging a chicken and having another on your shoulder like a parrot.

Learn to bond with your chicken bros, son.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 19:04:40 No.13681578 Report

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>>13677748
>assistance

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