Hey Brendan, have you ever played The Neverhood?

Yeah, that's what I thought. You're too young to remember 1996, Brendan. Let me just say, you missed out. Go pirate it if you ever have time on a Saturday and feel bored, that's how I spend my Saturdays. Well, that and drinking.

But seriously Brendan what I want to talk to you about is something Lynch has been riding me on about since day one, you know with October coming up and all, getting to be a real pain to deal with so just let me vent here.

So Brendan, imagine that I'm at uh, a movie theater, let's say AMC. Okay, so I'm uh, watching....watching... Brendan what's in the movies right now?

Yeah, that.

Imagine I'm going up to see The Smurfs 2, and I pay for my ticket because that's what you do at a movie theater, right? You following me Brendan?

Okay so I pay the ticket, I go inside, I go to the concessions. I buy popcorn because I'm going to see a movie, maybe it's overpriced but eh, popcorn is popcorn and they don't allow the microwave kind inside, Brendan. Trust me you have no idea how much I would take advantage of that if that was a privilege.

Now Brendan, answer this: Do I get butter on my popcorn when I buy it?

The answer is no, Brendan. At least not at AMC. They MAKE you butter it, Brendan. They make YOU butter it because they're busy, and they have to use the money you gave them for the popcorn to y'know, buy MORE popcorn. That's how the movie industry works, Brenda-

WALLY, GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND KICK THE DAMN BALL! YOU ARE NOT SICK. THIS IS A FREAKING TROPICAL REGION, THERE IS NOTHING, NOTHING WRONG WITH THE AIR! GET OVER IT!

Sorry Brendan, that guy's just a pain.

So uh, that's why you shouldn't be mad about Pokemon Bank, Brendan. It's just like the popcorn thing. Sometimes you just have to butter it yourself.