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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:34:17 No.13687146 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13687157 >>13687172 >>13687263 >>13687274 >>13687497 >>13690925

ITT: We conduct a highly intelligent and civil discussion regarding who Lucas will eventually lose his virginity to and why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:36:15 No.13687157 Report

Quoted By: >>13687172

>>13687146
I've said it once and I'll say it again:

GAY.
FRENCH.
HARLEQUIN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:38:17 No.13687172 Report

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>>13687157
>>13687146
Samefag

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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:38:35 No.13687174 Report

Quoted By: >>13687231

Someone is going to say "ur mum" and I'm going to ruin it by saying it first.

Ur mum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:42:50 No.13687206 Report

Quoted By: >>13687344 >>13688556

How out of line would it be to say with Cyrus in the Distortion World?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:44:48 No.13687217 Report

Quoted By: >>13687229

Berets don't get people laid OP.

It's fashion 101.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:47:12 No.13687226 Report

Quoted By: >>13687241

Lucas the player character or Lucas the pussywhipped assistant of Prof. Rowan?

If the former, Johanna (his mother)
If the latter, no one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:47:58 No.13687229 Report

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>>13687217
They do if you walk into a Starbucks at about any time from 8 AM to 12 PM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:48:06 No.13687231 Report

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>>13687174
He will lose it to his Piplup because his hat is too ugly to get any human pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:48:21 No.13687233 Report

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Roark in the underground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:49:40 No.13687241 Report

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>>13687226
Clearly he was playing whipped to get old man dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:53:52 No.13687263 Report

Quoted By: >>13687321

>>13687146
His mom man.

It's always the mom. Why do you think dad is never home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:55:21 No.13687274 Report

Quoted By: >>13687301

>>13687146
That depends on a number of factors.

How much would Barry fine for thirty minutes of foreplay? How much for the whole thing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:00:06 No.13687301 Report

Quoted By: >>13687348 >>13698144

>>13687274
One million dollars plus tip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:04:19 No.13687321 Report

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>>13687263
with Brendan, Hilbert, and Ethan (HG/SS) you could argue it's the other female in the starting town (May, Bianca, and Lyra respectively)

Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2

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Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2 Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:06:13 No.13687335 Report

Quoted By: >>13687368

it'd be a quick way to get riolu to evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:07:13 No.13687341 Report

Quoted By: >>13698239 >>13698270

imo:
>Red either raped the gen 2 protag on mount silver or died a virgin. the mom could also be his first easily (gen 1 milf is best milf)
>Gold there really isn't proof for anything
>Brendan was either May or Steven Stone, possibly Wally, but that already got some threads and my headcanon dictates Brendan is straight
>Lucas could have resorted to bestiality
>Hilbert lost it to the Ferris Wheel lady

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:07:59 No.13687344 Report

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>>13687206
There is no line here. Did you forget where you're at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:08:14 No.13687348 Report

Quoted By: >>13687352

>>13687301

that sounds expensive

how about just the tip?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:08:48 No.13687352 Report

Quoted By: >>13687359

>>13687348
Barry does not come cheap anon.

Especially considering how fast he goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:09:40 No.13687359 Report

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>>13687352

it was a penis head joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:11:18 No.13687368 Report

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>>13687335
L-Lewd anon...

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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 05:29:06 No.13687497 Report

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>>13687146
nobody
unless that beret means he's french

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 08:56:30 No.13688391 Report

Quoted By: >>13689020 >>13689513

The answer is perfection, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 09:50:59 No.13688556 Report

Quoted By:

>>13687206
Too out of line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 12:10:53 No.13689009 Report

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None. My husbando remains pure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 12:15:28 No.13689020 Report

Quoted By:

>>13688391
oh, god, she is perfect...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 13:32:09 No.13689513 Report

Quoted By:

>>13688391
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 13:54:40 No.13689613 Report

Quoted By: >>13689671

It's clearly Cynthia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 14:03:55 No.13689671 Report

Quoted By: >>13689754

>>13689613
Pretty evident she has a thing for little boy ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 14:15:41 No.13689754 Report

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>>13689671
Wouldn't YOU have a thing for little boy ass if you were in the Pokemon world?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 14:48:37 No.13689987 Report

Quoted By:

It's Dawn, AKA best girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:01:19 No.13690659 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:13:28 No.13690770 Report

Quoted By: >>13690837

I have to ask OP, what's the purpose of doing all of these threads? I don't hate them, in fact they're kinda fun, but I'm just curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:18:34 No.13690837 Report

Quoted By: >>13690865

>>13690770
No specific reason, it's just that I'm working on a study to see what /vp/'s majority opinion is on which protagonist gets fucked by who. I have a few thesis on the subject and I'll post my results once I'm done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:21:09 No.13690865 Report

Quoted By: >>13690906 >>13690917

>>13690837
>Obtaining statistic data on fictional characters losing their virginity
Oh wow, this is some deviantart tier garbage.

I was having a pretty bad day, but seeing your post reminded me that there are even bigger losers out there than me. Thanks, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:24:35 No.13690906 Report

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>>13690865
It's really no more garbage than anything else on this board. You're riding a pretty high horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:25:47 No.13690917 Report

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>>13690865
It's just a stupid survey, there's one like every other day.

I think you just have a superiority complex issue.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:26:45 No.13690925 Report

Quoted By: >>13691216

>>13687146
the answer is one of these two.

can you guess which one it is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:59:29 No.13691216 Report

Quoted By: >>13691931

>>13690925
The dirty one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 17:23:32 No.13691482 Report

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If I had Johanna as my mom, I'd probably do her, it seems like the only natural thing to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 17:59:20 No.13691931 Report

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>>13691216
But which one's the dirty one?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 18:05:41 No.13692039 Report

Quoted By: >>13692073 >>13692090

so OP, any plans to do this with the female protags too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 18:07:23 No.13692073 Report

Quoted By: >>13698246

>>13692039

Well, N probably lost it to her, assuming he wasn't raped by Ghetis as a child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 18:08:33 No.13692090 Report

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>>13692039
Maybe once my autism tides over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 01:28:52 No.13697732 Report

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He's going to fuck Maylene and make her edgy Lucario watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 01:37:45 No.13697831 Report

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He's going to get pegged by Cynthia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 01:58:50 No.13698144 Report

Quoted By:

>>13687301
how about just the tip?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:06:08 No.13698239 Report

Quoted By: >>13698465

>>13687341
>Gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:06:34 No.13698246 Report

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>>13692073
n and hilda did not have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:08:23 No.13698270 Report

Quoted By: >>13698279 >>13698364

>>13687341
Where's Nate and Calem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:09:11 No.13698279 Report

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>>13698270
everyone did nate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:13:25 No.13698330 Report

Quoted By: >>13698561 >>13698624

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

The focus is Lucas.

Obviously he pegs Gardenia Why do people hate Gardenia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:16:09 No.13698364 Report

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>>13698270
Nate did it with Yancy of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:22:48 No.13698465 Report

Quoted By:

>>13698239
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:22:58 No.13698468 Report

Quoted By: >>13698506

None of them will ever lose their virginity.

They don't have virginity.

They don't exist.

They're fictional characters.

Sage.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:25:28 No.13698506 Report

Quoted By: >>13698555

>>13698468
>people still talk/think like this on 4chan
>people will never be able to discuss a god damn hypothetical without this shit happening
get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:28:17 No.13698555 Report

Quoted By: >>13698577 >>13698821

>>13698506
how can you discuss anything when the characters you are discussing have 0 personality at all? it all just becomes head canon wankery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:28:39 No.13698561 Report

Quoted By: >>13698624

>>13698330
Gardenia a shit.

Lucas bangs Candice. He does it so hard that his dick becomes frozen in her ass.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:29:49 No.13698577 Report

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>>13698555
Well gee Jim I think that's the idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:31:32 No.13698599 Report

Quoted By: >>13698674

>ITT: Permavirgin headcanon trying to mask crying about how they'll never be able to fuck a fictional character

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:33:36 No.13698624 Report

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>>13698330
>>13698561
Anons, come now. It's obvious that Lucas loses his virginity to CherylHe bangs Gardenia and Candice later in a threesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:38:31 No.13698674 Report

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>>13698599
>not even knowing how to use meme arrows

Bump.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 02:50:06 No.13698821 Report

Quoted By: >>13700052

>>13698555
>implying headcanon circlejerking isn't fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 04:34:37 No.13699984 Report

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We all know he's gonna pay Barry to ram it into him.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 04:40:15 No.13700052 Report

Quoted By: >>13700077 >>13700137

>>13698821
>circlejerk abot a stupid ass topic that only the most autistic faggots could enjoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 04:43:09 No.13700077 Report

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>>13700052
So, this whole board?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 04:47:48 No.13700137 Report

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>>13700052
you came to /vp/ and didn't expect that?

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